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Not sure about warlike, but it does have more than it's fair share of unhinged cults.
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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From Threads: michael.c.dailey: "There's a kid at my son's school who gets dropped off by his dad in a Cybertruck. When it pulls up, all the kids start chanting "DUMPSTER" and pointing at it. And then the kid gets out, turns around, points at his dad's truck, and joins them." tiredtokes: (X) Get bullied by other kids cuz dad has a cybertruck (V) Help kids bully your own father for getting cybertruck
October 20, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.

My take on it below:
The Barstool Experiment One lonely night, Malaclypse the Younger was out drinking at a bar when two students walked in. As the evening progressed and the alcohol flowed, the students began to talk about the subjectivity of the universe; most especially the stools upon which they sat. The first explained that the stool, being made of matter which was itself made of particles between which there was a huge amount of space, could reasonably not be considered to be physical at all. The second took a different perspective; that due to the unreliability of our senses, we had only the word of a piece of malfunctioning electrified meat in our skulls that the stool exists, it could easily be a shared hallucination. Mal, filled with the Goddess' mirth, approached the young men and proposed that they undertake an experiment to settle the matter - as all good scientists ought to be able to defend their hypotheses. The students readily agreed. Whereupon Mal picked up a barstool and declared, "Reality is whatever raises a lump on your skull." Before demonstrating thus by thrashing both students into unconsciousness. And so, they were enlightened.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
I'm not a believer in the antichrist but if he WAS real calling himself Mr. Beast would be a power move. Just saying.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A refutation of the idea that "estrogen would fix her." (I haven't read it yet)
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM