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96% organic and conflict-free. Top 100% Onlyfans. Not affiliated with the Australian government. Fister of Crota. Bought a Series X for $25 :D
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When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I didn’t know the 9th episode of Stranger Things was meant to be a secret, are you telling me most people didn’t see it?
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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I’ve had porn deepfakes made of me since long before genAI existed, and am (sadly) very unphased by it at this point, but I do strongly agree with this sentiment.

These men don’t do it to jerk off to - they do it as a means of ‘digital rape’. If anything, they jerk off to knowing you don’t consent.
He was of course a MAGA guy. The posts on his account that weren’t replies with AI porn of other women were barely literate Trump support.

The underlying point of the fake genAI nudes in his posts was not so that he could jerk off. One can do that quietly. His point was: “we can do this any time.”
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Less than a year ago Microsoft found AI was making us dumber, now Nadella is whining about us calling AI generated content slop.

I’m sorry your investment in the enshittification of the human race is receiving criticism. Why don’t you get the robot to fuck your wife about it.
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Has anyone calculated the point value of the terracotta warriors? IIRC there were some cannons in there too.
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The security lapse is actually that the child porn generator is supposed to be a paid feature.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It’s going to take months to remember to write 2028 on my cheques
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Did I enter a fugue state? What the fuck is Spotify talking about. I have no recollection of, or explanation for, listening to Orinoco Flow 25 times in one day.
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m going to wind up banned from bluesky by the government because of the number of times I’ve replied to l @jav.scd.lol guessing the word s*********s in a title was “spongebobs” leads them to believe I’m 12.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“Trump is definitely not in the Epstein files, but on a completely unrelated note let me just clarify for no particular reason that technically it’s not pedophilia if the girl was 15.”

Smooth. Real smooth.
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Foreign interests are literally buying the White House, it’s not even a metaphor, that’s just what’s happening right now because king trump wants a ballroom. And his weird fans still think he’s paying for it out of his own pocket because he’s such a nice guy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m like 60% confident the Louvre heist was a publicity stunt.
October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
So basically the ceasefire lasted just long enough to let the displaced refugees from having their city bombed into rubble return to their ruined homes before continuing the bombardment, ensuring that civilian casualties are maximised?
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Spotify AI DJ just roasted me by prefacing “Beer” by Reel Big Fish by saying that I was in the top 2% of listeners last week.
October 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy that began with Introductory Handjobs, and the disappointing sequel, Penultimate Handjobs.
Ultimate Handjobs vol. 3
October 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When the waitress at the Indian restaurant asks how spicy I want my vindaloo
Little Sadist Lady Torment My Asshole.
October 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Me: [hiccups]

Wife: you ok?

Me: yeah I just had a hiccup. Then I reminded myself hiccups aren’t real, so now I’m fine

Wife: [heavy sigh of a person who has put up with my shit for twenty one years]
why does pissing me off cure your hiccups?

Me: it doesn’t

Wife:

Me: because hiccups aren’t real
September 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
While completing her taxes my wife noticed that ATO had given her a rebate of like $40 as some sort of pay on time discount for last year’s bill.

The ATO then identified this as income and asked for 35% of it back.
September 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
[Paranormal investigators in the 1970s]

Investigator: we confirmed a poltergeist in Enfield

Skeptic: what’s the proof?

I: we recorded its voice

S: where was the voice coming from?

I: two teenage girls

S: could they have been faking it?

I: we asked them and they said no

S: alert the media!!
August 31, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Now they’ve posted proof of life, we can look forward to whining about how we were prematurely celebrating and what that says about us.

It means we all wish he was dead because he’s a bad person whose policies are about hurting people, and death is the only justice he can’t run from forever.
August 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I’m a 30 or 40 year old man who only interacts with cat videos on social media so all I get are ads for erection pills and discreet infidelity services, like the algorithm can’t figure out if my penis works or not.
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yakov Smirnoff: …but in Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to YOU!

Zoomer watching YouTube videos in bed: wow, the Cold War really was a time of paranoia wasn’t it, personally assigned FBI agent watching me through my phone camera
July 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM