My god I need your birthday to be over

Awkward time to realise this

Oh this is such a shout actually

What was it?

It’s one of the few actually good things I have to say about May is that when the I paper ran a piece on 50 years of Pride, while all the other former prime ministers blew smoke up their own arses about how much they’d done, Theresa May wrote about how she wished she’d done more for trans rights

Imagine telling yourself 15 years ago that one day Theresa May would have the best record on supporting Trans Rights. The floor cant even see the bar anymore, it’s so low.

Was it you?

Chagossians and trans people pushed into the sea because a court told him.

Immigrants and asylum seekers demonised to appease racist.

Labour members and voters punched repeatedly in the face to court Reform switchers.

All for what, to save that fucking man‘s job?

Oh I disagree I love the second act

Nah English is green

I’ve been to Porto and still have no clue what this dish actually consists of

Fair

Surely you’ve been forced to have one?