Kenna
@kenrar.bsky.social
Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
I took Cora to the vet to find out why she's not dead yet and is in fact stronger than ever. They said they don't know. They said actually she's probably going to live forever and we are all powerless against her.
January 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I took Cora to the vet to find out why she's not dead yet and is in fact stronger than ever. They said they don't know. They said actually she's probably going to live forever and we are all powerless against her.
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January 23, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Me: I should be very quiet and respectful when I walk in the cemetery. This is a place of mourning. Is it weird that I just hang out here? Does the cemetery hate me for finding this peaceful?
The cemetery: Hey y'all come gamble at CASINO NIGHT at the cemetery!!!
The cemetery: Hey y'all come gamble at CASINO NIGHT at the cemetery!!!
January 23, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Me: I should be very quiet and respectful when I walk in the cemetery. This is a place of mourning. Is it weird that I just hang out here? Does the cemetery hate me for finding this peaceful?
The cemetery: Hey y'all come gamble at CASINO NIGHT at the cemetery!!!
The cemetery: Hey y'all come gamble at CASINO NIGHT at the cemetery!!!
I have a 90 minute psychiatric consult tomorrow so I printed out a list of every psychiatric medication I can ever remember taking, categorized by drug class, and every single positive or negative effect each one had on me. That's got to be at least one diagnosis right there.
January 22, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I have a 90 minute psychiatric consult tomorrow so I printed out a list of every psychiatric medication I can ever remember taking, categorized by drug class, and every single positive or negative effect each one had on me. That's got to be at least one diagnosis right there.
Good morning, I just spilled my potassium phosphate solution all over myself while syringe filtering it because I got too into listening to "Sunglasses at Night".
January 21, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Good morning, I just spilled my potassium phosphate solution all over myself while syringe filtering it because I got too into listening to "Sunglasses at Night".
I accidentally told my therapist today that I think I'm biologically incurable and there is something fundamentally wrong with my brain on a physical level. I guess we're gonna be unpacking that one for a while.
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I accidentally told my therapist today that I think I'm biologically incurable and there is something fundamentally wrong with my brain on a physical level. I guess we're gonna be unpacking that one for a while.
Chinese restaurant called Paradise. I'm half Chinese but it was the only Chinese restaurant I've ever loved, I don't like American Chinese restaurant food. It was down the street from my grandparents. We went there all the time. The owner always gave me a free soda while the adults drank tea.
January 19, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Chinese restaurant called Paradise. I'm half Chinese but it was the only Chinese restaurant I've ever loved, I don't like American Chinese restaurant food. It was down the street from my grandparents. We went there all the time. The owner always gave me a free soda while the adults drank tea.
@wirebutterfly.bsky.social Okay Bluesky is good now.
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
@wirebutterfly.bsky.social Okay Bluesky is good now.
We had a social for one of my volunteer teams today at my pinball spot. Everyone flaked except the two young guys on the team. They both beat me at the basketball game but I beat them at the beer pong game. Not sure what that says.
January 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
We had a social for one of my volunteer teams today at my pinball spot. Everyone flaked except the two young guys on the team. They both beat me at the basketball game but I beat them at the beer pong game. Not sure what that says.
This photo I took on my Kodak Charmera would have gone SO hard on my MySpace.
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This photo I took on my Kodak Charmera would have gone SO hard on my MySpace.
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SEVEN SLUGGO’S FOR THURSDAY
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
SEVEN SLUGGO’S FOR THURSDAY
I hate that I'm living a life where this isn't enough for me and in fact pisses me off.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I hate that I'm living a life where this isn't enough for me and in fact pisses me off.
I do not like what my involuntary verbal exclamations while playing pinball say about me. Godzilla pinball told me that Kaiju battle was now ready and I said "All right let's FUCK."
January 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I do not like what my involuntary verbal exclamations while playing pinball say about me. Godzilla pinball told me that Kaiju battle was now ready and I said "All right let's FUCK."
Date: Let me know if you wanna hang out again some time.
Date: Do you wanna exchange numbers?
Date: What did you think of the movie?
Me: Ugh I can't tell if that guy was into me. Maybe I shouldn't text him.
Date: Do you wanna exchange numbers?
Date: What did you think of the movie?
Me: Ugh I can't tell if that guy was into me. Maybe I shouldn't text him.
January 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Date: Let me know if you wanna hang out again some time.
Date: Do you wanna exchange numbers?
Date: What did you think of the movie?
Me: Ugh I can't tell if that guy was into me. Maybe I shouldn't text him.
Date: Do you wanna exchange numbers?
Date: What did you think of the movie?
Me: Ugh I can't tell if that guy was into me. Maybe I shouldn't text him.
I finally bleached my roots after like six+ months and refreshed my hair dye and now I cannot walk around the university or the hospital without people yelling that they love my hair. It's a university! There should be more people with bright hair! This place is a prison!
January 14, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I finally bleached my roots after like six+ months and refreshed my hair dye and now I cannot walk around the university or the hospital without people yelling that they love my hair. It's a university! There should be more people with bright hair! This place is a prison!
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A date tonight told me pinball seems like a very 1930s-coded hobby so I mansplained pinball history and how it's actually more 1970s-coded and then I mansplained James Bond because I somehow always end up doing that on every date.
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 AM
A date tonight told me pinball seems like a very 1930s-coded hobby so I mansplained pinball history and how it's actually more 1970s-coded and then I mansplained James Bond because I somehow always end up doing that on every date.
I made a lemon cake for my coworker's birthday last night and I have smelled like lemon cake all day.
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
I made a lemon cake for my coworker's birthday last night and I have smelled like lemon cake all day.
I honestly think grocery stores should be allowed to sell me ketamine.
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I honestly think grocery stores should be allowed to sell me ketamine.
We were leaving the conference room after lab meeting and my coworker was like "Did you drop this, Kenna?"
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
We were leaving the conference room after lab meeting and my coworker was like "Did you drop this, Kenna?"
I had a dream that vanilla beans were really long and you could buy them on a big spool and cut off a piece when you needed one.
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I had a dream that vanilla beans were really long and you could buy them on a big spool and cut off a piece when you needed one.
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Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Film noir goddess. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Breaking my nail at the arcade. Putting my nail in the trash can at the arcade.
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Breaking my nail at the arcade. Putting my nail in the trash can at the arcade.
The dentist was not the place for my TMD to make its triumphant return. Reaching up and pushing my jaw back into place because I can't open my mouth.
January 8, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The dentist was not the place for my TMD to make its triumphant return. Reaching up and pushing my jaw back into place because I can't open my mouth.
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microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience
January 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience