Samuel Butler, no?

The word “future” seems awfully anachronistic here

Maybe Joey could now estimate the revenues gained by having a university which produces college graduates and compare those results.

Within @aaup.org, there's a lot of advocacy chapters who wonder what power they have without a CBA. We're here to say it doesn't matter. Organizing is organizing is organizing. You want the contract but if you act like a union then you're a union. I call this The Newsies Principle.

* Before patenting the now-iconic bear-shaped honey container, the inventor also patented other honey bottle designs. We could've had penguins or creepy clowns instead!

* Haribo used to sell a gummi candy in Germany called "Asses With Ears."

I promise this image is 100% real and not AI.

* You know how Van Halen had a contract rider demanding bowls of M&Ms with the brown ones removed?

They later claimed that was all a test to make sure venues were reading their contracts. Clever!

BUT WAIT, that claim itself is actually false. I fact-checked it.

Snack Stack exclusive:

You misspelled "two exceptions"

Fun fact: November 28, 2001:

"ENRON, which had been a component of the S&P; 500, was removed at the end of trading Thursday and replaced by NVIDIA Corp., a Santa Clara, Calif.-based maker of computer-graphics chips."

This is also literally the plot of TC Boyle's most recent short story, and (I suspect) his novel coming out in April.

Because every time something is labeled “vibes”, I go look and it’s just Marxism.

Everyone loves Triplets of Belleville

"Do you own a vinyl record or CD player?" is just another way of being over 40

You can tell “Academica Press” is widely well-regarded by its design team’s choices here: photo, font, layout.

This is Maxinquay erasure