Adam
@kels316.bsky.social
Rescue, land rovers, drones, random nonsense.
ok I fed some uni shit into chatgippity, told it to write an essay with APA style referencing, then I fed that output into the uni AI assignment feedback tool and it's identified incorrect referencing formats. Lmao.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 AM
ok I fed some uni shit into chatgippity, told it to write an essay with APA style referencing, then I fed that output into the uni AI assignment feedback tool and it's identified incorrect referencing formats. Lmao.
in the spirit of @birdrespecter.bsky.social's suggestion that the fastest way to destroy AI companies is to use their product I've been fucking about with chatgpt. Its easy to see why morons love it, the speed at which it pumps out a few thousand words is impressive, but the content is garbage.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
in the spirit of @birdrespecter.bsky.social's suggestion that the fastest way to destroy AI companies is to use their product I've been fucking about with chatgpt. Its easy to see why morons love it, the speed at which it pumps out a few thousand words is impressive, but the content is garbage.
“Now”
Don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that the US is now being governed by a cabal of Nazi sex pests and podcasters.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“Now”
Lee Harvey Oswald shot at JFK. A secret service guy accidentally shot him in the back of the head in the confusion.
Wake up sheeple.
Wake up sheeple.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Lee Harvey Oswald shot at JFK. A secret service guy accidentally shot him in the back of the head in the confusion.
Wake up sheeple.
Wake up sheeple.
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
'Cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
You can choose a career path?!?
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You can choose a career path?!?
Where’s that fucken guy who told me “uh, cars are dangerous for kids too you know”? He’s gunna have a great time here.
E-bikes have become a regular sight in Sydney's coastal suburbs. Their surge in popularity among school-aged children has been matched by a rise in injuries.
When Kai came off his e-bike he felt his leg was 'disconnected'
E-bikes have become a regular sight in Sydney's coastal suburbs. Their surge in popularity among school-aged children has been matched by a rise in injuries.
www.abc.net.au
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Where’s that fucken guy who told me “uh, cars are dangerous for kids too you know”? He’s gunna have a great time here.
There have never been more stupid people alive than there are today.
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
As Esau Lopez was asphyxiated for the first 17 minutes of his life on Earth, the atmosphere in the room remained serene, even ecstatic. Acoustic music crooned from a speaker in a modest two-bedroom apartment in a suburb of Pennsylvania. “You are a queen,” murmured one of three friends in the room.
Only Esau’s mother, Gabrielle Lopez, felt something was wrong. She was pushing hard, but her son would not be born. “Can you help [him] out?” she asked, as Esau crowned. “Baby is coming,” the friend replied. Four minutes later, Lopez asked again, “Can you grab [him]?” Another friend murmured, “Baby is safe.” Six minutes passed. Again, Lopez asked, “Can you grab [him]?” Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There have never been more stupid people alive than there are today.
Phrasing
"Straight pulling Archer over his head for 6..."
Just like Geoffrey Boycott used to.
Just like Geoffrey Boycott used to.
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Phrasing
I pulled up at the Moree maccas and Trav was 55. I’ve just finished my fucken burger and he’s made 100?!?
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I pulled up at the Moree maccas and Trav was 55. I’ve just finished my fucken burger and he’s made 100?!?
Driving back from Vic listening to the cricket. Hootin’ and hollerin’
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Driving back from Vic listening to the cricket. Hootin’ and hollerin’
I am at the post-planning meeting drinks, I’m at the combination shit-cunt conference/post-planning meeting drinks.
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I am at the post-planning meeting drinks, I’m at the combination shit-cunt conference/post-planning meeting drinks.
Got 3hrs sleep for a planning meeting that could have been an email. Now I’ve had two beers.
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Got 3hrs sleep for a planning meeting that could have been an email. Now I’ve had two beers.
I have arrived at The Planning Meeting location. I have never been more depressed.
November 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have arrived at The Planning Meeting location. I have never been more depressed.
Waleed Aly is the public intellectual for people who think Dave Hughes is a comedian.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Waleed Aly is the public intellectual for people who think Dave Hughes is a comedian.
scran
In the UK, McDonald’s is trying to pass off this monstrosity as an Australian delicacy
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
scran
every military person who served in the era of brass barracks fixtures is fucking screaming at this.
Trump: Take a look at this if you want to see detail. Most people do a sign and paint it on the wall. So that's half inch thick bronze. Carved. By a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
every military person who served in the era of brass barracks fixtures is fucking screaming at this.
say what you want about worshipping unknown gods, dude. At least its an ethos.
a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .
ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
say what you want about worshipping unknown gods, dude. At least its an ethos.
Reposted by Adam
its been decades since anyone died of spider bite in Australia
Australia banned the episode of Peppa Pig that told you not to be afraid of spiders. we should certainly ban the ad that tells people who have never been camping to ask a chatbot for advice. without LOCAL, CURRENT advice, camping can be extremely dangerous. it kills way more people than spider bites
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
its been decades since anyone died of spider bite in Australia
I think that penguin cunt might be on to something. Give Victoria independence. Then immediately declare war, invade and merge it into South Australia.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think that penguin cunt might be on to something. Give Victoria independence. Then immediately declare war, invade and merge it into South Australia.
the victorian police state continues unwavering towards full authoritarianism.
📢 Offenders as young as 14 face life in jail under Premier Jacinta Allan’s plan to enforce “adult time for violent crime”, including home invasions, carjackings and armed robbery.
Children to be tried as adults in youth justice overhaul
www.smh.com.au
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
the victorian police state continues unwavering towards full authoritarianism.
new James Bond script just leaked: it turns out 'the top table' from John Wick is MI6 or some shit, Wick is now 007. The movies are considerably better from here out.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
new James Bond script just leaked: it turns out 'the top table' from John Wick is MI6 or some shit, Wick is now 007. The movies are considerably better from here out.
has Teen Vogue rebranded as Girl Croosh yet?
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
has Teen Vogue rebranded as Girl Croosh yet?