Kelly Simpson
@kellysaysthat.bsky.social
I frequently get stuck on music, football, investing/the market, and the NYT Crossword. Definitely not financial advice, and only sometimes the views of my employer.
This is fascinating www.quantamagazine.org/particle-phy... from @shalmawegs.bsky.social
www.quantamagazine.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is fascinating www.quantamagazine.org/particle-phy... from @shalmawegs.bsky.social
Amazing read. I sold my semiconductor ETF and have been feeling like a bit of an idiot for it but history may absolve me. (Not financial advice.)
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The Hater's Guide To NVIDIA
This piece has a generous 3000+ word introduction, because I want as many people to understand NVIDIA as possible. The (thousands of) words after the premium break get into arduous detail, but I’ve wr...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Amazing read. I sold my semiconductor ETF and have been feeling like a bit of an idiot for it but history may absolve me. (Not financial advice.)
I dig so much that I can idly wander by a stranger playing piano, and a stranger playing acoustic guitar, on my walk home by the harbour.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I dig so much that I can idly wander by a stranger playing piano, and a stranger playing acoustic guitar, on my walk home by the harbour.
An easy call: Mr Inbetween is the best show I’ve ever seen. You’ve gotta watch it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
An easy call: Mr Inbetween is the best show I’ve ever seen. You’ve gotta watch it.
My Uber driver said, “I heard writers know different words. They can see and feel things we can’t.” 5 stars.
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My Uber driver said, “I heard writers know different words. They can see and feel things we can’t.” 5 stars.
I think the thing about AI writing is the voice of everyone is the voice of no one. It's aggregate words and not a real position so people immediately tune out.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I think the thing about AI writing is the voice of everyone is the voice of no one. It's aggregate words and not a real position so people immediately tune out.
I fell in love (love in Interpol basslines)
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I fell in love (love in Interpol basslines)
Started watching Mr Inbetweener and it turns out it's almost entirely shot in my neighbourhood so, that's fun.
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Started watching Mr Inbetweener and it turns out it's almost entirely shot in my neighbourhood so, that's fun.
The dictionary speaks for me in a way no one else does.
I need "Stats are down but he played great" to make it into the lexicon.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The dictionary speaks for me in a way no one else does.
My street now has an aquarium store, a toy store, and a combination aquarium and toy store.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My street now has an aquarium store, a toy store, and a combination aquarium and toy store.
Deftones with special guests Interpol has Kelly Simpson written all over it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Deftones with special guests Interpol has Kelly Simpson written all over it.
It feels like every second week is an international break. I just want vengeance for dropping 8 places.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
It feels like every second week is an international break. I just want vengeance for dropping 8 places.
Just made Nagi’s cheesy broccoli soup and unsurprisingly it is legit.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Just made Nagi’s cheesy broccoli soup and unsurprisingly it is legit.
Oasis is incredible. You see Liam come on stage and you’re like “that is the coolest man ever to exist” but then you see Noel and you think, “that is the coolest man ever to exist.” Crazy that the Liam songs and the Noel songs exist from the same family. $60 bucket hat = worth it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oasis is incredible. You see Liam come on stage and you’re like “that is the coolest man ever to exist” but then you see Noel and you think, “that is the coolest man ever to exist.” Crazy that the Liam songs and the Noel songs exist from the same family. $60 bucket hat = worth it.
The world's first trillionaire is nothing to celebrate
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The world's first trillionaire is nothing to celebrate
Writing this novel is the best thing I've ever done. I'm so happy.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Writing this novel is the best thing I've ever done. I'm so happy.
Here's a take: critiquing or questioning AI is challenging for some because it forces us to contend with our humanism. If you can cut out the messy parts of humanity and trick yourself into believing you can live forever - a certain type of person would live for that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Here's a take: critiquing or questioning AI is challenging for some because it forces us to contend with our humanism. If you can cut out the messy parts of humanity and trick yourself into believing you can live forever - a certain type of person would live for that.
Spotted a man who looked too much like Liam Gallagher to be Liam Gallagher… unless.
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Spotted a man who looked too much like Liam Gallagher to be Liam Gallagher… unless.
There's a hedge fund called Nelson Peltz but when I see it in print I think of Nelson Muntz.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
There's a hedge fund called Nelson Peltz but when I see it in print I think of Nelson Muntz.
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Reposting with Alt-text:
October 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Reposting with Alt-text:
The unbearable lightness of reading human-written content on the internet.
October 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The unbearable lightness of reading human-written content on the internet.
Reposted by Kelly Simpson
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
October 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
how it feels explaining early 2000s hipster history to young people
Browsing an immaculately categorised though overflowing second hand bookstore today and its stereo hit me with a Lou Reed’s Perfect Day and some days just hit exactly right.
October 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Browsing an immaculately categorised though overflowing second hand bookstore today and its stereo hit me with a Lou Reed’s Perfect Day and some days just hit exactly right.
I keep thinking about this skeet and how much it sums up my entire existence.
There's sometimes talk about the disadvantages rural kids have when they get to college.
One that doesn't get discussed is just how few types of guy you're familiar with. Your town had maybe like 4 types of guy. You meet all these new people & it takes FOREVER for you to grasp that they're types.
One that doesn't get discussed is just how few types of guy you're familiar with. Your town had maybe like 4 types of guy. You meet all these new people & it takes FOREVER for you to grasp that they're types.
October 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I keep thinking about this skeet and how much it sums up my entire existence.
Hotels with a choice of five movie channels are so comfortingly like being back in childhood. So far I’ve watched Harry Potter 3 and a terrible movie called Trap because they were the best options. Limited choice = alright by me.
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hotels with a choice of five movie channels are so comfortingly like being back in childhood. So far I’ve watched Harry Potter 3 and a terrible movie called Trap because they were the best options. Limited choice = alright by me.