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Proctor-at-Large of the Carswell Fensterwald Memorial Library for Ornithological Sciences. Connoisseur of fine cheeses. Married to Mrs. Dander. Pseudonymous/satire.
2036: the actual President of the United States
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
2036: the actual President of the United States
If MTG wants to accept responsibility for past bad behavior and declare herself a changed person and take new positions on the issues, I will welcome it. That's called "truth and reconciliation" and it's what any vision of a better future must contain.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 AM
If MTG wants to accept responsibility for past bad behavior and declare herself a changed person and take new positions on the issues, I will welcome it. That's called "truth and reconciliation" and it's what any vision of a better future must contain.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
56 comments on a post by "rwingbeserker"
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
56 comments on a post by "rwingbeserker"
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING
HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING
Seen in Alabama:
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Seen in Alabama:
holy fuck this was only 18 months ago
didja notice the current President is just as old, clearly less coherent, and (big bonus if your job is to write sensational news stories) he is a lifelong criminal who is deeply connected to a global pedophile ring?
didja notice the current President is just as old, clearly less coherent, and (big bonus if your job is to write sensational news stories) he is a lifelong criminal who is deeply connected to a global pedophile ring?
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
holy fuck this was only 18 months ago
didja notice the current President is just as old, clearly less coherent, and (big bonus if your job is to write sensational news stories) he is a lifelong criminal who is deeply connected to a global pedophile ring?
didja notice the current President is just as old, clearly less coherent, and (big bonus if your job is to write sensational news stories) he is a lifelong criminal who is deeply connected to a global pedophile ring?
"got buried" did you say
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"got buried" did you say
this tweet made a lot of people angry on the right
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
this tweet made a lot of people angry on the right
This is a nice meme but you don't have to be a scientist to know that if one monkey hoarded a mountain of bananas while all the other monkeys went hungry, the other monkeys would kill the greedy monkey and take the bananas.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
This is a nice meme but you don't have to be a scientist to know that if one monkey hoarded a mountain of bananas while all the other monkeys went hungry, the other monkeys would kill the greedy monkey and take the bananas.
one of these is the reason Musk's pay package was approved
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
one of these is the reason Musk's pay package was approved
Meanwhile over at the Supreme Court
November 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Meanwhile over at the Supreme Court
Another Kavanaugh Stop victim
November 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Another Kavanaugh Stop victim
There's a name for these: Kavanaugh Stops
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
There's a name for these: Kavanaugh Stops
I couldn't resist, but I'm only half joking
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I couldn't resist, but I'm only half joking
so the same person wrote both texts on the same day, nothing to worry about at all here
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
so the same person wrote both texts on the same day, nothing to worry about at all here
All law enforcement officers should be required to have visible identification and to be unmasked when attempting to detain anyone. Their vehicles should also be required to have markings and appropriate license plates.
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 AM
All law enforcement officers should be required to have visible identification and to be unmasked when attempting to detain anyone. Their vehicles should also be required to have markings and appropriate license plates.
HEARTWARMING: Federal immunity doesn't apply to state crimes 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
HEARTWARMING: Federal immunity doesn't apply to state crimes 🥰
I think a lot about this
October 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I think a lot about this
things you'll only read when Republicans are in office
October 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
things you'll only read when Republicans are in office
how it started how it's going
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
how it started how it's going