Kelle from Up the Road
@kellebelle.bsky.social
Knitter, crocheter, spinner, sewist, maker. Stats nerd, dice nerd, fibre nerd. Friendly neighbourhood criminologist. Numbers = art.
Ooooh, I should start this at work, too!
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ooooh, I should start this at work, too!
I'm shocked every time at how good the cashmere really is, and how I can get two packs of 6-8 skeins for under $20 CAD. It really pays to read the reviews and see photos from buyers.
October 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm shocked every time at how good the cashmere really is, and how I can get two packs of 6-8 skeins for under $20 CAD. It really pays to read the reviews and see photos from buyers.
And to no one's surprise, women aren't portrayed in these depictions at all. Good to know that the White House is erasing women entirely. Maybe the next run of posters will show them in their new uniforms of red cloaks and white bonnets.
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And to no one's surprise, women aren't portrayed in these depictions at all. Good to know that the White House is erasing women entirely. Maybe the next run of posters will show them in their new uniforms of red cloaks and white bonnets.
Meanwhile, Trump accepted a $300 million “anonymous” donation to pay the military’s wages. So glad to see he's maintaining his commitment to the working families who voted for him.
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meanwhile, Trump accepted a $300 million “anonymous” donation to pay the military’s wages. So glad to see he's maintaining his commitment to the working families who voted for him.
Excuse me while I laugh in Canadian sovereignty at Trump’s inability to take his own treatment.
October 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Excuse me while I laugh in Canadian sovereignty at Trump’s inability to take his own treatment.
It's all one circle. And it's on fire.
September 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's all one circle. And it's on fire.
I'm sorry, Portland? The one in Oregon? In the Pacific Northwest??? Where is rains ten months of the year and everything is just a constant state of "damp"? Excuse me while I go laugh my butt off in my local temperate rainforest.
September 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm sorry, Portland? The one in Oregon? In the Pacific Northwest??? Where is rains ten months of the year and everything is just a constant state of "damp"? Excuse me while I go laugh my butt off in my local temperate rainforest.
When you can't tell if the Onion is still satire or real news...
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When you can't tell if the Onion is still satire or real news...
Girl, I need The Magic of Pockets desperately! I will get on the dang ferry from Victoria here to come get my copy if I have to! I have 4 prs of pants w/o back pockets & a denim jacket w/no side pockets. Even the chest pockets are buttoned closed! Vive la révolution de la poche!
September 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Girl, I need The Magic of Pockets desperately! I will get on the dang ferry from Victoria here to come get my copy if I have to! I have 4 prs of pants w/o back pockets & a denim jacket w/no side pockets. Even the chest pockets are buttoned closed! Vive la révolution de la poche!
Maybe a white-pride parade, but not a real pride parade. He might end up like the Nazi guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark
June 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Maybe a white-pride parade, but not a real pride parade. He might end up like the Nazi guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark
G U I L L O T I N E S.
June 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
G U I L L O T I N E S.
The feds were concerned for the safety of the staff members? That must be why they handcuffed one of them as she was crying, that must have made her feel much safer.
June 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The feds were concerned for the safety of the staff members? That must be why they handcuffed one of them as she was crying, that must have made her feel much safer.
America, this is your weekly reminder that the French Monarchy didn't take the revolution seriously until the #guillotines arrived.
May 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
America, this is your weekly reminder that the French Monarchy didn't take the revolution seriously until the #guillotines arrived.
Rosti!! Also potato pancakes, or cube the potatoes, chop the onions, and roast them in the oven with a little oil, salt & pepper, and even your seasoning of choice.
May 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rosti!! Also potato pancakes, or cube the potatoes, chop the onions, and roast them in the oven with a little oil, salt & pepper, and even your seasoning of choice.
That's what I suspect after watching his press conference at the Canadian Embassy after the gold-leaf shitshow that is the White House.
May 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
That's what I suspect after watching his press conference at the Canadian Embassy after the gold-leaf shitshow that is the White House.
O wise and resplendent Onion, why must you vex me again? I can't tell if this article is true or not, and I'm too scared to look it up because I don't want to find out that it is.
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
O wise and resplendent Onion, why must you vex me again? I can't tell if this article is true or not, and I'm too scared to look it up because I don't want to find out that it is.
May 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I was really hoping that Mark Carney--PM of 🇨🇦--would have done it, but I appreciate that he took the high road and just showed what a world leader who is also an educated adult looks like.
May 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I was really hoping that Mark Carney--PM of 🇨🇦--would have done it, but I appreciate that he took the high road and just showed what a world leader who is also an educated adult looks like.
Chuck Grassley's gonna run again?
May 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Chuck Grassley's gonna run again?