They could get away with it if they agreed to call it the Gulf of America.

The elderly orange tyrant is having trouble sleeping at night, due to the immense pressure of doing his social messaging, so his cabinet is trying to help the old guy take a nap.

But the orange tyrant, aka Tariff Man, assured you that other countries paid the tariffs. Wonder what else the elderly mob boss lied about?

Gee, it’s almost like letting somebody else use his autopen.

Sounds like she would have banned immigrants from England at Jamestown and Plymouth.

Riemenschneider’s altarpiece in Rothenburg is the most incredible wooden sculpture I have ever seen.

Ooh, I want that five puttonyo tokay! Wonderful dessert wine.

I have been fascinated by Chivington whose mindset I cannot fathom. He fought admirably leading his Colorado troops at Glorietta Pass against an invading Confederate army from Texas. And then he became a mass murderer at Sand Creek.

The new fridges are definitely cheaper, but that isn’t necessarily a good thing. My old fridge lasted 25 years and the repair guys advised me to keep it going as long as possible because newer appliances wouldn’t last. It finally died and I had to buy a new fridge, which broke within 18 months.

The Muskovite also broke up Trade Twitter, composed of economists, trade policy practitioners, academics, trade lawyers, importers and exporters. Some found their way to BlueSky, but we lost waaay too many.

The Trump regime really sucks at tourism promotion.

Cornbread dressing is the way to go. But we like to spice ours up a bit with some crumbled andouille sausage. Actually, whatever sausage you can get.

Witless is giving into Russian demands before the Russians have said anything. Two bullies helping each other to work over Ukraine, just like playground toughs. Russia pushes Ukraine back, while Trump trips them from behind.

So Witless is now competing with Trump to win Kremlin Employee of the Month.

I’m so excited. What will I do with it all?