Keiwit
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“testing the ceasefire”
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“testing the ceasefire”
Remember when everyone spent a whole weekend worshipping Donald Trump for delivering everlasting peace in the Middle East?
Like everything else with him, he lies about it, takes the credit, then fucks off when it all goes wrong. He does not give a single shit
Like everything else with him, he lies about it, takes the credit, then fucks off when it all goes wrong. He does not give a single shit
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Remember when everyone spent a whole weekend worshipping Donald Trump for delivering everlasting peace in the Middle East?
Like everything else with him, he lies about it, takes the credit, then fucks off when it all goes wrong. He does not give a single shit
Like everything else with him, he lies about it, takes the credit, then fucks off when it all goes wrong. He does not give a single shit
BBC should absolutely make a new documentary about the insurrection showing all the times Trump lied about the election result in precisely the correct context.
And include testimony from his supporters who were adamant they knew exactly what he wanted them to do.
And include testimony from his supporters who were adamant they knew exactly what he wanted them to do.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
BBC should absolutely make a new documentary about the insurrection showing all the times Trump lied about the election result in precisely the correct context.
And include testimony from his supporters who were adamant they knew exactly what he wanted them to do.
And include testimony from his supporters who were adamant they knew exactly what he wanted them to do.
So, not quite the eternal peace we were told about earlier this week.
I don’t blame world leaders for failing to solve a seemingly impossible problem, but I fucking hate that Trump demanded a nauseating parade of bullshit worship for what was obviously nothing but another temporary ceasefire
I don’t blame world leaders for failing to solve a seemingly impossible problem, but I fucking hate that Trump demanded a nauseating parade of bullshit worship for what was obviously nothing but another temporary ceasefire
October 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So, not quite the eternal peace we were told about earlier this week.
I don’t blame world leaders for failing to solve a seemingly impossible problem, but I fucking hate that Trump demanded a nauseating parade of bullshit worship for what was obviously nothing but another temporary ceasefire
I don’t blame world leaders for failing to solve a seemingly impossible problem, but I fucking hate that Trump demanded a nauseating parade of bullshit worship for what was obviously nothing but another temporary ceasefire
It cannot be a coincidence that since Trump and his team started all that disingenuous “hate speech” bollocks, every right wing chancer and con artist in this country is pulling the same trick - accusing their opponents of using dangerous rhetoric just for telling the truth
October 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It cannot be a coincidence that since Trump and his team started all that disingenuous “hate speech” bollocks, every right wing chancer and con artist in this country is pulling the same trick - accusing their opponents of using dangerous rhetoric just for telling the truth
Nope, BBC. Jimmy Kimmel taken off air over *Trump* comments.
Trump is exploiting death of a podcaster to shut down any criticism of himself. Get this straight
Trump is exploiting death of a podcaster to shut down any criticism of himself. Get this straight
September 18, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Nope, BBC. Jimmy Kimmel taken off air over *Trump* comments.
Trump is exploiting death of a podcaster to shut down any criticism of himself. Get this straight
Trump is exploiting death of a podcaster to shut down any criticism of himself. Get this straight
Seriously what the fuck is going on at the BBC?
September 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Seriously what the fuck is going on at the BBC?
BBC needs to stop frothing for Farage and start looking at what this lot are actually like
September 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
BBC needs to stop frothing for Farage and start looking at what this lot are actually like
Does Kemi need reminding that IT WAS THE TORIES WHO DELIBERATELY STOPPED PROCESSING ASYLUM CLAIMS AND PUT EVERYONE IN HOTELS.
August 21, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Does Kemi need reminding that IT WAS THE TORIES WHO DELIBERATELY STOPPED PROCESSING ASYLUM CLAIMS AND PUT EVERYONE IN HOTELS.
The irony of these performatively anti-trans politicians picking and choosing what people are allowed to “identify” as
August 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The irony of these performatively anti-trans politicians picking and choosing what people are allowed to “identify” as
South Park isn’t to everyone's taste, but we all need to make relentless mockery of this ridiculous whiny charlatan the default approach
July 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
South Park isn’t to everyone's taste, but we all need to make relentless mockery of this ridiculous whiny charlatan the default approach
“We don’t give a shit about young people and we never will” - The Tories
July 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“We don’t give a shit about young people and we never will” - The Tories
I assume you’re looking for an answer more sophisticated than “because Elon Musk is a Nazi”
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I assume you’re looking for an answer more sophisticated than “because Elon Musk is a Nazi”
Troubling scenes in LA last night
June 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Troubling scenes in LA last night
BBC are so bad at this. At best, Trump had five different batshit contradictory stories about tariffs that have all unraveled. Stop trying to give him credit for any kind of strategy.
April 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
BBC are so bad at this. At best, Trump had five different batshit contradictory stories about tariffs that have all unraveled. Stop trying to give him credit for any kind of strategy.
It’s Saturday night I’m gonna be a
March 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It’s Saturday night I’m gonna be a
🎵 Oh wow, look at me now
I'm writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the side of a cow 🎶
I'm writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the side of a cow 🎶
December 4, 2024 at 2:13 PM
🎵 Oh wow, look at me now
I'm writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the side of a cow 🎶
I'm writing HAPPY BIRTHDAY on the side of a cow 🎶
Perhaps if you get on and start impeaching *literally the next day* then people might realise that attempting a coup is Very Bad, and that maybe the person responsible shouldn’t be in power anymore
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 AM
Perhaps if you get on and start impeaching *literally the next day* then people might realise that attempting a coup is Very Bad, and that maybe the person responsible shouldn’t be in power anymore
It would be instructive to see a list of political types who both a) called for Welby to resign over someone else’s sexual abuse, and b) support Donald Trump despite his own
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November 12, 2024 at 6:43 PM
It would be instructive to see a list of political types who both a) called for Welby to resign over someone else’s sexual abuse, and b) support Donald Trump despite his own
Oh look!
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Harsh but fair from the BBC bot
November 2, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Harsh but fair from the BBC bot