Keith TOTP
@keithtotp.bsky.social
“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
August 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
August 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
August 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Mental that I live about two minutes away from here and don’t just spend my time chillin’ with squirrels all day every day.
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Going to start doing that.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Went to one of those Excellent Weddings like you might see in Heat Magazine.
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
Saw loads of Excellent People.
Had an Excellent Time.
Took some terrible photos.
#FullyRecommended
L
I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
July 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am once again thinking about trying to find somewhere to press my album on 14” vinyl that won’t fit on most record players, for no other reason than it would be funny (only funny to me. The best kind of funny.)
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
And also, Art.
#GoodOldArt
July 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
July 19, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look!
It’s Panic Pocket, Sassyhiya, and The Jeanines, all being Excellent at an Excellent Night where I hung out with friends and, as ever, took some Bad Photos.
#JustAnExcellentTime
It’s Panic Pocket, Sassyhiya, and The Jeanines, all being Excellent at an Excellent Night where I hung out with friends and, as ever, took some Bad Photos.
#JustAnExcellentTime
July 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Look!
It’s Panic Pocket, Sassyhiya, and The Jeanines, all being Excellent at an Excellent Night where I hung out with friends and, as ever, took some Bad Photos.
#JustAnExcellentTime
It’s Panic Pocket, Sassyhiya, and The Jeanines, all being Excellent at an Excellent Night where I hung out with friends and, as ever, took some Bad Photos.
#JustAnExcellentTime
Been for some traditional “Slightly Late Birthday Pints” with the traditional Jasper Future, before he moves to, quite literally, the other side of the world!
July 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Been for some traditional “Slightly Late Birthday Pints” with the traditional Jasper Future, before he moves to, quite literally, the other side of the world!
Just an Excellent Time hanging out with friends and watching Tomboy Grandpa, Lilith Ai, and Rhodri Marsden’s Spearmint (as I like to call them).
As ever, I took some Bad Photos.
#JustLuckyIGuess
As ever, I took some Bad Photos.
#JustLuckyIGuess
July 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just an Excellent Time hanging out with friends and watching Tomboy Grandpa, Lilith Ai, and Rhodri Marsden’s Spearmint (as I like to call them).
As ever, I took some Bad Photos.
#JustLuckyIGuess
As ever, I took some Bad Photos.
#JustLuckyIGuess
Yesss!
Mixed it!
It’s mixed!
It’s my favourite one I’ve done so far, obviously.
Going to walk home in the sun listening to it, then I might have a nap to celebrate.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Mixed it!
It’s mixed!
It’s my favourite one I’ve done so far, obviously.
Going to walk home in the sun listening to it, then I might have a nap to celebrate.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
July 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Yesss!
Mixed it!
It’s mixed!
It’s my favourite one I’ve done so far, obviously.
Going to walk home in the sun listening to it, then I might have a nap to celebrate.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily
Mixed it!
It’s mixed!
It’s my favourite one I’ve done so far, obviously.
Going to walk home in the sun listening to it, then I might have a nap to celebrate.
#SetEasilyAchievableGoals
#AchieveThemEasily