Keith TOTP
@keithtotp.bsky.social
“Musical arrogance layered between humoresque satire further layered with an undeniable delusion”
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
https://thehitsofkeithtotp.bandcamp.com
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Tis the season!
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Got my ankle in a brace again, Hibernation Instincts are kicking in, and I’m far too lazy to shave, so I might just bring back my Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Santa look.
Might even do a Country Influenced Lo-Fi Indie Rock Christmas Album.
#ProbablyNotThough
Watching the Genesis documentary “The Genesis Songbook” and if you’ve ever wanted to see Phil Collins telling a band “This is good, but we should do it faster!” and be proved absolutely correct every single time, then this is the documentary for you!
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Watching the Genesis documentary “The Genesis Songbook” and if you’ve ever wanted to see Phil Collins telling a band “This is good, but we should do it faster!” and be proved absolutely correct every single time, then this is the documentary for you!
An excellent new Sad Festive Banger here from @fightmilkband.bsky.social & Sox!
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
We Only Kiss At Christmas feat. Sox, by Fightmilk
track by Fightmilk
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
An excellent new Sad Festive Banger here from @fightmilkband.bsky.social & Sox!
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
#TisTheSeason
#Nearly
fightmilkisaband.bandcamp.com/track/we-onl...
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Like all of The Coolest People, I’ve just been at the @slimecitymusic.bsky.social Homecoming (Adopted) Album Launch gig, and just had a brilliant time!
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Because they’re brilliant!
#BuyTheirAlbum
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Shoe. It’s where the money is!
#Apparently
#Apparently
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’ll sound different when there’s people achieving records… locally I guess, in the room.
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Twenty years ago today!
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
There really are no better photos than Photo Booth photos.
They really should be everywhere!
Apparently, this is the same booth in Chicago Liz Phair took the cover photos for Exile In Guysville in.
#GoodOldRainbo
#SeemsObviousWhenYouSeeItWrittenDown
Today I’ve mainly been out and about taking photos outside for the inside of my album cover.
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today I’ve mainly been out and about taking photos outside for the inside of my album cover.
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
My main advice for other people wanting to take photos outside for the inside of their album cover, is simply to have the idea to do that before the middle of November.
#TheyreReallyGoodThough
There are twelve songs on my new album.
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
There are twelve songs on my new album.
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
I have twelve ideas for music videos for them.
Every one of them is just me staring straight down the camera while doing a little dance.
#ArtIsEasy
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Sinusitis?
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
SinuMyEntireFaceFeelsLikeItMightExplodeSitis more like!
Might try and fill this up with boiling lemsip.
Pretty sure that’ll fix me.
In Conclusion: Bodies Are Trash
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
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youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
John Carpenter Plays the Halloween Theme on Nintendo Labo… Kind Of
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yesterday I was reminded of the time John Carpenter tried to play the Halloween theme on a Nintendo keyboard made out of cardboard.
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
youtu.be/DIRG6reVYLs?...
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can’t go wrong with pumpkins, pals, and pints!
#GoodOldTuesdays
#GoodOldTuesdays
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
October 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Another Excellent Night seeing bands featuring my friends all being Excellent and having an Excellent Time!
#JustLuckyIGuess
#JustLuckyIGuess
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
October 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Looks like somebody has won an Academy Award!
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Not me mind you, I’m here for the free bar.
#Dorchester?
#IBarelyKnowEr!
#Etc
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Two members of Fightmilk “Weymouthing it up” while Alex plays a solo with a beef flavoured dog bone.
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
What a band!
#GoodOldBands
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don’t know anything about the life span of foxes, and frankly I don’t want to know, but I choose to believe that this is the same Hot Single Fox In My Area that’s lived outside my house for the last 15 years, and that we are on nodding terms.
#TechnicallyFriends
#TechnicallyFriends
Turns out I’ve completely ruined “Sympathy Is A Knife” for myself by imagining anyone that ever talks about it going “All this sympathy is just *Borat voice* A KNIFE!”
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Turns out I’ve completely ruined “Sympathy Is A Knife” for myself by imagining anyone that ever talks about it going “All this sympathy is just *Borat voice* A KNIFE!”
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Making friends at the cafe at the bottom of my road.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Bone appétit!
Hahahahaha ah… bone.
Am watching “The Monkey”.
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Am watching “The Monkey”.
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Probably the stupidest film about a murderous wind up monkey that I’ve ever seen.
It’s good!
I like it!
#FullyRecommended
Was wondering why the pub I’m in was suddenly playing a “Now That’s What I Call… Irish” playlist, and it turns out I’m accidentally at a Nathan Carter aftershow.
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Was wondering why the pub I’m in was suddenly playing a “Now That’s What I Call… Irish” playlist, and it turns out I’m accidentally at a Nathan Carter aftershow.
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
#TheDanielOdonnellItsCoolToLike
#Apparently
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
September 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Turns out an excellent way to spend Saturday afternoon is to hang out with your friends in Hackney Wick and eat a delicious Chinese BBQ platter!
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
Hackney Wick has changed a bit since I was last there at a warehouse party.
#Gentrifaction
#MakingWarehousesNicerSinceWhenever
I’m watching “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and once again have to fully hand it to the Final Destination people for coming up with the best concept ever.
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
August 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m watching “Final Destination: Bloodlines” and once again have to fully hand it to the Final Destination people for coming up with the best concept ever.
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Them: What if somebody did literally any normal thing?
Me: Oh no. Oh SHIT! They’re so FUCKED!
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
August 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Went out for a late Greek Dinner (not slang)
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Dolmadas?
DolmAwwYEAHs more like!
Mixed Gyros?
Mixed GyrWHOAHs more like!
It’s all Greek to me.
#AndSoOnAndSoForth
#Etc
Start your week off right with an Excellent New Banger from Slime City!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
🔥 NEW DAFT SONG ALERT 🔥
Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.
🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW
Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...
You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.
Wake up, babe, the first song from the new SLIME CITY album has just dropped on Bandcamp.
🎉 STREAM 'You Do The Math(s)' NOW
Full song: slime-city.bandcamp.com/track/you-do...
You can pre-order the album digitally on Bandcamp and get an advance DL of the single TODAY.
August 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Start your week off right with an Excellent New Banger from Slime City!
#WhatATimeToBeAlive
#WhatATimeToBeAlive