Keith
@keithdotexe.bsky.social
You probably know me as @SowaTheArrogant from the bad place.
Photographer in Maryland. My sports fandom is based in Chicago sports teams, unfortunately.
Photography page: @keithdotjpg
Photographer in Maryland. My sports fandom is based in Chicago sports teams, unfortunately.
Photography page: @keithdotjpg
Reposted by Keith
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Hot take: when a QB fake slides or fakes going out of bounds to freeze the defender in order to run over them to get extra yards, this should be a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty. This is not a legitimate strategy and the rules should reflect that. You're either a runner or you're not
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hot take: when a QB fake slides or fakes going out of bounds to freeze the defender in order to run over them to get extra yards, this should be a 15-yard unsportsmanlike penalty. This is not a legitimate strategy and the rules should reflect that. You're either a runner or you're not
So my son is on the spectrum right? I was petting my dog and said "who's the cutest puppy?" and my son said "not him, I'm sure there have been cuter puppies" 😆
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So my son is on the spectrum right? I was petting my dog and said "who's the cutest puppy?" and my son said "not him, I'm sure there have been cuter puppies" 😆
Do I respect Stephen A Smith's political opinions? No
But does that mean I respect his contributions to sports discourse over his career? Also no.
But does that mean I respect his contributions to sports discourse over his career? Also no.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Do I respect Stephen A Smith's political opinions? No
But does that mean I respect his contributions to sports discourse over his career? Also no.
But does that mean I respect his contributions to sports discourse over his career? Also no.
If I said that grass was green and Andrew Tate agreed with me, I would seriously consider changing my opinion about the color of the grass
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If I said that grass was green and Andrew Tate agreed with me, I would seriously consider changing my opinion about the color of the grass
MAGA seems to be realizing what the other 2/3 of the country has already known for a decade now
Major caveat: this isn't their first time going thru this and if Trump could run for a 4th time they'd all still vote for him and do the "I didn't know he'd do this" act again when it predictably goes bad
Major caveat: this isn't their first time going thru this and if Trump could run for a 4th time they'd all still vote for him and do the "I didn't know he'd do this" act again when it predictably goes bad
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
MAGA seems to be realizing what the other 2/3 of the country has already known for a decade now
Major caveat: this isn't their first time going thru this and if Trump could run for a 4th time they'd all still vote for him and do the "I didn't know he'd do this" act again when it predictably goes bad
Major caveat: this isn't their first time going thru this and if Trump could run for a 4th time they'd all still vote for him and do the "I didn't know he'd do this" act again when it predictably goes bad
When you watch his movies in the 80s at the peak of his fame you notice how he put *so many* young Black actors on
It’s easy to forget the breadth of Eddie Murphy’s career because he’s done *so* much, but in the first two minutes of #BeingEddie there’s a brief rundown of his accomplishments that make it clear: there’s no other entertainer who can match the combined weight of his scope of work & cultural impact
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When you watch his movies in the 80s at the peak of his fame you notice how he put *so many* young Black actors on
Nobody forgot about the shutdown my guy
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nobody forgot about the shutdown my guy
This is rhetorical and Chris knows the answer, that said, this also is a pretty accurate description of Elon Musk
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This is rhetorical and Chris knows the answer, that said, this also is a pretty accurate description of Elon Musk
The shutdown is over so now I don't have to give head in gas station bathrooms anymore (only when I want to.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The shutdown is over so now I don't have to give head in gas station bathrooms anymore (only when I want to.)
Are the families you're defending in the room with us right now?
Kristi Noem: "We're not gonna just be in Chicago, we're spreading out to other cities and continuing to do our work. We're not going to give Pritzker any relief from his political rhetoric. We're gonna be in there defending these families."
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Are the families you're defending in the room with us right now?
The shutdown isn't some abstract concept for me so the way people talk about it is actually low key irritating to me. Like everyone seems to be just talking past the fact that I don't have money, it's not even part of the conversation
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The shutdown isn't some abstract concept for me so the way people talk about it is actually low key irritating to me. Like everyone seems to be just talking past the fact that I don't have money, it's not even part of the conversation
In most other countries when their governments fail they dissolve it and start over with a new one so I think this is a completely reasonable room temperature take actually
My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time.
No more hiding behind election terms.
No more hiding behind election terms.
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
In most other countries when their governments fail they dissolve it and start over with a new one so I think this is a completely reasonable room temperature take actually
Here's a Spanish grammar lesson
Caleb Williams está cocinando (Caleb Williams is cooking)
Caleb cocinó (Caleb cooked)
Caleb cocinaba (Caleb was cooking)
Caleb cocinará la próxima semana (Caleb will cook next week)
Caleb Williams está cocinando (Caleb Williams is cooking)
Caleb cocinó (Caleb cooked)
Caleb cocinaba (Caleb was cooking)
Caleb cocinará la próxima semana (Caleb will cook next week)
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Here's a Spanish grammar lesson
Caleb Williams está cocinando (Caleb Williams is cooking)
Caleb cocinó (Caleb cooked)
Caleb cocinaba (Caleb was cooking)
Caleb cocinará la próxima semana (Caleb will cook next week)
Caleb Williams está cocinando (Caleb Williams is cooking)
Caleb cocinó (Caleb cooked)
Caleb cocinaba (Caleb was cooking)
Caleb cocinará la próxima semana (Caleb will cook next week)
Caleb Williams paints his nails
You know what, if he plays like this he can wear a flashing blue and orange butt plug during games for all I care
You know what, if he plays like this he can wear a flashing blue and orange butt plug during games for all I care
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Caleb Williams paints his nails
You know what, if he plays like this he can wear a flashing blue and orange butt plug during games for all I care
You know what, if he plays like this he can wear a flashing blue and orange butt plug during games for all I care
Caleb Williams seeing Zaccheaus wide open for a TD and saying "actually fuck no" and running it in himself is low key funny
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Caleb Williams seeing Zaccheaus wide open for a TD and saying "actually fuck no" and running it in himself is low key funny
Caleb fucking Williams
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Caleb fucking Williams
Ben Johnson please stop drawing up plays for Zaccheaus he fucking sucks.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ben Johnson please stop drawing up plays for Zaccheaus he fucking sucks.
I'm not sure why Cairo Santos is on the Bears roster if he's not gonna be used except when the kicking conditions are perfect
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm not sure why Cairo Santos is on the Bears roster if he's not gonna be used except when the kicking conditions are perfect
This is happening government-wide by the way and it isn't low-performing people quitting either. It's dedicated career types they're driving out
"This will live on" -- Duffy explains that flying will remain a mess even after the shutdown because so many air traffic controllers are retiring
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is happening government-wide by the way and it isn't low-performing people quitting either. It's dedicated career types they're driving out
Iranians are afraid of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Iranians are afraid of spiders. But in Iraq no phobia.
Reposted by Keith
The White House keeps unilaterally taking entirely voluntary actions which it openly says are intended to inflict more pain and then they're I guess surprised - along with most of the DC media - about why they seem to be taking the blame for the shutdown.
November 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The White House keeps unilaterally taking entirely voluntary actions which it openly says are intended to inflict more pain and then they're I guess surprised - along with most of the DC media - about why they seem to be taking the blame for the shutdown.
Right wing meme I've seen several variations of now: "if you New Yorkers want to leave don't come to (insert red state), we're full"
Enough with the ego masturbating, ain't nobody voting Dem in NYC gonna be moving to Missouri stfu
Enough with the ego masturbating, ain't nobody voting Dem in NYC gonna be moving to Missouri stfu
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Right wing meme I've seen several variations of now: "if you New Yorkers want to leave don't come to (insert red state), we're full"
Enough with the ego masturbating, ain't nobody voting Dem in NYC gonna be moving to Missouri stfu
Enough with the ego masturbating, ain't nobody voting Dem in NYC gonna be moving to Missouri stfu
Reposted by Keith
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago