Keith Calder
@keithcalder.com
Film and TV producer. Internet oldie.
Credits: It Ends, One Night In Miami…, Blindspotting (film and tv), Anomalisa, The Guest, The Wackness, You're Next, and more at https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2096462/
Credits: It Ends, One Night In Miami…, Blindspotting (film and tv), Anomalisa, The Guest, The Wackness, You're Next, and more at https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2096462/
I mean look how dope these are!
July 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I mean look how dope these are!
IT ENDS premieres in one week at SXSW! I’m delighted to help introduce the world to Alex Ullom as a bold new filmmaker.
February 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
IT ENDS premieres in one week at SXSW! I’m delighted to help introduce the world to Alex Ullom as a bold new filmmaker.
can’t wait for SHITTING
perfect Tim Allen vehicle
perfect Tim Allen vehicle
February 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
can’t wait for SHITTING
perfect Tim Allen vehicle
perfect Tim Allen vehicle
So delighted to have IT ENDS premiering in competition at SXSW! I can’t wait for people to see the movie, and meet a bunch of exciting new actors, producers, and writer/director Alex Ullom!
January 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
So delighted to have IT ENDS premiering in competition at SXSW! I can’t wait for people to see the movie, and meet a bunch of exciting new actors, producers, and writer/director Alex Ullom!
just a reminder that @robdubbin.bsky.social is the best social media bot wizard
December 25, 2024 at 3:18 PM
just a reminder that @robdubbin.bsky.social is the best social media bot wizard
Important update on the Venice canals missing pillow saga!
December 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Important update on the Venice canals missing pillow saga!
Venice! But also, please reach out to this person if you stole their pillow.
November 26, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Venice! But also, please reach out to this person if you stole their pillow.
It’s too damn funny that Drake’s own lawyers wrote this. Are they intentionally clowning on their own client?
!["Online sources reported that when users asked Siri to play the album 'Certified Lover Boy' by [Drake], Siri instead played
'Not Like Us,' which contains the lyric
'certified pedophile,' an allegation against
Drake," the rapper's lawyers write.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i4xcauhr26nu4qeb62o6srxn/bafkreig6qxe7rswvxmg4hirevlncew4fbq5aic4ysl2g2xkp6pvjt32uvy@jpeg)
November 26, 2024 at 12:38 AM
It’s too damn funny that Drake’s own lawyers wrote this. Are they intentionally clowning on their own client?
What a quote from The Rock.
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![“I watch Oppenheimer. It was amazing, but I was thinking: ‘Holy shit. RED ONE on this screen and with this technology could be game over.’ I remember texting [director Jake Kasdan] a picture of my bare chest and a picture of the screen and we realized how cool [Imax] would be.” - The Rock](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:i4xcauhr26nu4qeb62o6srxn/bafkreidm5c5ums5afzpriagrssjpaoubglgduiqgwcnzgf7bfosihwskqi@jpeg)
November 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
What a quote from The Rock.
👨🍳 💋
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Am I the only one who thinks the LA Chargers logo looks more like a superhero’s wig?
November 3, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the LA Chargers logo looks more like a superhero’s wig?
And here a picture from the set of The Fall with the film camera and the cinematographer.
October 30, 2024 at 8:55 PM
And here a picture from the set of The Fall with the film camera and the cinematographer.
Ok, this is from American Cinematographer when the film came out (I have a subscription). Shot on film. I think it’s very possible they did their post pipeline at 4K at the time (possible back then, but unusual)
October 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Ok, this is from American Cinematographer when the film came out (I have a subscription). Shot on film. I think it’s very possible they did their post pipeline at 4K at the time (possible back then, but unusual)
I read the first issue of “One For Sorrow” by @mckelvie.bsky.social and it’s a fun creepy banger of a comic. Strong recommend! I think you can pre-order now, and it comes out early November.
September 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I read the first issue of “One For Sorrow” by @mckelvie.bsky.social and it’s a fun creepy banger of a comic. Strong recommend! I think you can pre-order now, and it comes out early November.
Honestly, it's pretty embarrassing that Bluesky didn't auto-fill the alt text of this automated share feature on their 10M user celebration. As a Bluesky user, I expect better. As a First 1% user, I know I shouldn't.
September 16, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Honestly, it's pretty embarrassing that Bluesky didn't auto-fill the alt text of this automated share feature on their 10M user celebration. As a Bluesky user, I expect better. As a First 1% user, I know I shouldn't.
Threads is not the place for me.
August 12, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Threads is not the place for me.
THE GUEST is screening at @vidiots.bsky.social this Friday at 7pm! Jess and I will be doing an intro with the director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett. It'll be a blast.
We're also sticking around at Vidiots to intro the HALLOWEEN III screening at 9:45pm! vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/the-g...
We're also sticking around at Vidiots to intro the HALLOWEEN III screening at 9:45pm! vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/the-g...
February 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM
THE GUEST is screening at @vidiots.bsky.social this Friday at 7pm! Jess and I will be doing an intro with the director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett. It'll be a blast.
We're also sticking around at Vidiots to intro the HALLOWEEN III screening at 9:45pm! vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/the-g...
We're also sticking around at Vidiots to intro the HALLOWEEN III screening at 9:45pm! vidiotsfoundation.org/movies/the-g...
chef's kiss is the "PLAY HAS NO LIMITS" tagline at the bottom
December 3, 2023 at 4:07 PM
chef's kiss is the "PLAY HAS NO LIMITS" tagline at the bottom
My 'No Harmful Chemicals' chopsticks have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my chopsticks.
November 26, 2023 at 1:30 AM
My 'No Harmful Chemicals' chopsticks have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my chopsticks.
From Dave Green, director of the zazzed-off Wile E Coyote movie.
November 9, 2023 at 11:21 PM
From Dave Green, director of the zazzed-off Wile E Coyote movie.
Chatting with one of my new texting friends.
October 6, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Chatting with one of my new texting friends.
This 1900 poster for Bovril takes a surprisingly strong religious stance for a thick and salty meat extract paste that can be mixed with hot water to make "beef tea."
September 29, 2023 at 7:37 PM
This 1900 poster for Bovril takes a surprisingly strong religious stance for a thick and salty meat extract paste that can be mixed with hot water to make "beef tea."
I think we can all agree that it would make a lot more sense if the months were named in alphabetical order. I have been working with a top design firm since Bebruary, and we came up with the following proposal that we think tips the hat to tradition but also moves us in a bold new direction.
September 13, 2023 at 6:28 PM
I think we can all agree that it would make a lot more sense if the months were named in alphabetical order. I have been working with a top design firm since Bebruary, and we came up with the following proposal that we think tips the hat to tradition but also moves us in a bold new direction.