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Aaron Keen
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Make Mandelbrot sets when we handshake
Finally Georgia is running the ball. That should have been the strategy from the start.
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Is Mendoza training to be a broadcaster?
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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We gotta open an investigation into rampant SEC fraud
January 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Smoke em through the filter. IU never let's up.
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Someone replace TTU's 0 on the score bug with a tortilla
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hahahahaha what a horrible throw
January 1, 2026 at 7:40 PM
No way TTU is scoring 13 without at least 1 defensive TD.
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Hard Rock Stadium looks like its maybe 75% full. A kinda sad atmosphere for a CFP game.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Wtf. Why are you calling a sprint out on 4th & goal?
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I know it's not their style but Oregon has to leave someone in to help block. 5 out every passing play is too volatile against this rush. And TT is clearly keying on these early down WR screens. Change it up. Have to adjust.
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I just need a camera on Michael Irvin at all times
January 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Wink's going out like he came in: playing 3 DTs, ignoring WR screens, and calling the most easily picked up blitzes in football
December 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
SRS Distribution Las Vegas Bowl? This should be sponsored by Oreos.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why is reliaquest sponsoring a bowl. This should be sponsored by Skyline Chili.
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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It's hard to convince people that turnovers are less consistent than yards and first downs when you have a team go through a stretch like Chicago has, but really, they are less consistent.
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Philip Rivers arm is jello. Sure he knows the offense and can read the defense, but he cant make the throws to run the offense.
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Why is Kyle Whittingham addressing University of Kentucky? I swear ESPN is getting worse every day.
December 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The Military Bowl looks like it's being broadcast in 2005. I dont understand why ESPN insists on airing shitty quality picture.
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Who will determine the fate of the Pop Tarts today? Brent Key or Kalani Sitake?
a man in a roman costume is sticking his tongue out in a crowd .
ALT: a man in a roman costume is sticking his tongue out in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods

One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Tonight, we remember Strawberry’s ascension in the very first @poptartsbowl.com.

Truly, dreams really do come true.

Who will join Strawberry and Frosted Cinnamon Roll tomorrow?
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
OC - Willie
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM