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Keeeeeeth
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mad.
Say sike right now
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Throwing out my iPhone just in case
February 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Yeah I expect a cancellation email
February 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Respectfully 🫡
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
February 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Last time I saw a strawberry that large he was fucking up Armando Benitez’ shit
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The top ten is listed separately from the rest of the chronological order. He’s at #7.

Far more upsetting is when it comes to Ripkens they had room for 2 Cal Jrs but left off the infamous Billy. For shame (unless that wasn’t Topps, in which case nevermind)
February 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
They can keep their Hawaiian punch with a splash of vodka
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The last straw was when I tried to check in at the desk SORRY I MEAN THE BAR THEY ARE TOO COOL FOR A DESK at 3:30 they were like “ok check in time is 4:00 but we can check you in now my man no problem” and I was like “thanks” and they continued “for $50”.
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
They infuriate me
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM