can’t tell you how pleased I am at how many cigarettes they left in the disneyland handcrafted doc
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
can’t tell you how pleased I am at how many cigarettes they left in the disneyland handcrafted doc
It would have been funny if disneycorp debuted a new pre show today on dinosaur where it was a shot for shot remake of the original except it has David Schwimmer instead of Wallace Langham
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
It would have been funny if disneycorp debuted a new pre show today on dinosaur where it was a shot for shot remake of the original except it has David Schwimmer instead of Wallace Langham
I absolutely did NOT come down here to be cold
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I absolutely did NOT come down here to be cold
The absolute last thing we need right now is *fewer* funny people
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The absolute last thing we need right now is *fewer* funny people
Spotify will be like “guess what, new Oumou Sangaré” and it’s just Kun Fe Ko again
January 30, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Spotify will be like “guess what, new Oumou Sangaré” and it’s just Kun Fe Ko again
They tore his fanny pack clean off
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They tore his fanny pack clean off
Let the players that wear guardian caps taunt as like a little treat
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Let the players that wear guardian caps taunt as like a little treat
Jason Myers parents should have gone all in and made his middle name Freddy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Jason Myers parents should have gone all in and made his middle name Freddy.
congratulations to the preschoolers in New England who weren’t sure they’d ever see a patriots super bowl in their lifetime
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
congratulations to the preschoolers in New England who weren’t sure they’d ever see a patriots super bowl in their lifetime
Can the league flex another afc team into the super bowl instead?
January 25, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Can the league flex another afc team into the super bowl instead?
I woulda changed my first name to Grown Ass Man’Jordan but that’s just me
January 25, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I woulda changed my first name to Grown Ass Man’Jordan but that’s just me
Based on the fact that the only local concert tickets Jamie and I have between us are Florence + The Machine, Tori Amos, and Ed Sheeran this must be who books shows down here
January 25, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Based on the fact that the only local concert tickets Jamie and I have between us are Florence + The Machine, Tori Amos, and Ed Sheeran this must be who books shows down here
now you have to pay money to see the little score pitchfork give albums? the fuck out of here
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
now you have to pay money to see the little score pitchfork give albums? the fuck out of here
Thirty fucking msg shows?
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Thirty fucking msg shows?
man, fuck the oscars
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
man, fuck the oscars
Oh my goodness I’m actually seeing TWO concerts in Florida this year that’s a new record (previous record was 0, which occurred 51 times)
January 20, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Oh my goodness I’m actually seeing TWO concerts in Florida this year that’s a new record (previous record was 0, which occurred 51 times)
All the teams left have won the Super Bowl in like the last 10 years. Thats no fun.
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 AM
All the teams left have won the Super Bowl in like the last 10 years. Thats no fun.
Cale Mary? Does that work?
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Cale Mary? Does that work?
A 37 yard 14 yard touchdown pass
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
A 37 yard 14 yard touchdown pass
fun bronco’s signings :
Antonio Romo
Any Manning
Tombrady
Andrew luck
Colin Kaepernick
Johnny Utah
Antonio Romo
Any Manning
Tombrady
Andrew luck
Colin Kaepernick
Johnny Utah
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 AM
fun bronco’s signings :
Antonio Romo
Any Manning
Tombrady
Andrew luck
Colin Kaepernick
Johnny Utah
Antonio Romo
Any Manning
Tombrady
Andrew luck
Colin Kaepernick
Johnny Utah
the only time the flag doesn’t trigger me
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
the only time the flag doesn’t trigger me
I’m remaking JFK but instead of Jim Garrison examining the Zapruder footage to try to find out where the shots were fired from it’s me analyzing the Standing Ovation footage to try to find out who the first few people out of their seats were. Oh and it’s obviously called JFR.
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I’m remaking JFK but instead of Jim Garrison examining the Zapruder footage to try to find out where the shots were fired from it’s me analyzing the Standing Ovation footage to try to find out who the first few people out of their seats were. Oh and it’s obviously called JFR.
Teyana Taylor and Jessie Buckley you have my sword forever
January 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Teyana Taylor and Jessie Buckley you have my sword forever
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Julia Roberts & the Standing Ovation
#GoldenGlobes
#GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Julia Roberts & the Standing Ovation
#GoldenGlobes
#GoldenGlobes