Kurtis Doering
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This man must be stopped. Rest assured, the *proper channels* have been notified
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This man must be stopped. Rest assured, the *proper channels* have been notified
Merry Christmas @timjamesmedia.ca, and all the best to you and your family in 2026!
And hey, if Ghost In A Shell is correct in its predictions, we'll all have robotic body parts in just three short years! Think of the implications!
And hey, if Ghost In A Shell is correct in its predictions, we'll all have robotic body parts in just three short years! Think of the implications!
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Merry Christmas @timjamesmedia.ca, and all the best to you and your family in 2026!
And hey, if Ghost In A Shell is correct in its predictions, we'll all have robotic body parts in just three short years! Think of the implications!
And hey, if Ghost In A Shell is correct in its predictions, we'll all have robotic body parts in just three short years! Think of the implications!
ANIME BONUS ROUND: #Japan
Ghost In A Shell (1995) - In the future, human body parts can be replaced with robotics. This has implications.
Hollywood tried to do a live-action version of this story with Scarlett Johansson in 2017, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Your Name (2016), Paprika (2006)
Ghost In A Shell (1995) - In the future, human body parts can be replaced with robotics. This has implications.
Hollywood tried to do a live-action version of this story with Scarlett Johansson in 2017, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Your Name (2016), Paprika (2006)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Day 5: #Germany
Run Lola Run (1998) - Lola has 20 minutes to get a bag of money to her boyfriend, or he'll be killed. How does that play out? The film has a few options.
It's just like a Hollywood action movie, only everyone is speaking German.
BACKUPS: The Lives Of Others (2006), Das Boot (1981)
Run Lola Run (1998) - Lola has 20 minutes to get a bag of money to her boyfriend, or he'll be killed. How does that play out? The film has a few options.
It's just like a Hollywood action movie, only everyone is speaking German.
BACKUPS: The Lives Of Others (2006), Das Boot (1981)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Day 5: #Germany
Run Lola Run (1998) - Lola has 20 minutes to get a bag of money to her boyfriend, or he'll be killed. How does that play out? The film has a few options.
It's just like a Hollywood action movie, only everyone is speaking German.
BACKUPS: The Lives Of Others (2006), Das Boot (1981)
Run Lola Run (1998) - Lola has 20 minutes to get a bag of money to her boyfriend, or he'll be killed. How does that play out? The film has a few options.
It's just like a Hollywood action movie, only everyone is speaking German.
BACKUPS: The Lives Of Others (2006), Das Boot (1981)
DAY 4: #France
The 400 Blows (1959) - This coming-of-age classic helped inspire an artistic movement, and generations of successful filmmakers.
The story itself is surprisingly straightforward: a young boy can't catch a break, and causes trouble.
BACKUPS: Anatomy Of A Fall (2023), Amélie (2001)
The 400 Blows (1959) - This coming-of-age classic helped inspire an artistic movement, and generations of successful filmmakers.
The story itself is surprisingly straightforward: a young boy can't catch a break, and causes trouble.
BACKUPS: Anatomy Of A Fall (2023), Amélie (2001)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
DAY 4: #France
The 400 Blows (1959) - This coming-of-age classic helped inspire an artistic movement, and generations of successful filmmakers.
The story itself is surprisingly straightforward: a young boy can't catch a break, and causes trouble.
BACKUPS: Anatomy Of A Fall (2023), Amélie (2001)
The 400 Blows (1959) - This coming-of-age classic helped inspire an artistic movement, and generations of successful filmmakers.
The story itself is surprisingly straightforward: a young boy can't catch a break, and causes trouble.
BACKUPS: Anatomy Of A Fall (2023), Amélie (2001)
Day 3: #NewZealand
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Four ancient vampires live as roommates in a Wellington suburb, and have to contend with the inconveniences of modern life.
Both this, and the TV series it spawned, are hilarious.
BACKUPS: Tickled (2016), Hunt For The Wilderpeople (2016)
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Four ancient vampires live as roommates in a Wellington suburb, and have to contend with the inconveniences of modern life.
Both this, and the TV series it spawned, are hilarious.
BACKUPS: Tickled (2016), Hunt For The Wilderpeople (2016)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Day 3: #NewZealand
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Four ancient vampires live as roommates in a Wellington suburb, and have to contend with the inconveniences of modern life.
Both this, and the TV series it spawned, are hilarious.
BACKUPS: Tickled (2016), Hunt For The Wilderpeople (2016)
What We Do In The Shadows (2014) - Four ancient vampires live as roommates in a Wellington suburb, and have to contend with the inconveniences of modern life.
Both this, and the TV series it spawned, are hilarious.
BACKUPS: Tickled (2016), Hunt For The Wilderpeople (2016)
DAY 2: #Korea
Parasite (2019) - The New York Times recently published a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st Century. This was #1.
In their words, it's "a ferocious rebuke to the devastations of neoliberalism".
...yeah, totally. I agree.
BACKUPS: Oldboy (2003), No Other Choice (2025)
Parasite (2019) - The New York Times recently published a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st Century. This was #1.
In their words, it's "a ferocious rebuke to the devastations of neoliberalism".
...yeah, totally. I agree.
BACKUPS: Oldboy (2003), No Other Choice (2025)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
DAY 2: #Korea
Parasite (2019) - The New York Times recently published a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st Century. This was #1.
In their words, it's "a ferocious rebuke to the devastations of neoliberalism".
...yeah, totally. I agree.
BACKUPS: Oldboy (2003), No Other Choice (2025)
Parasite (2019) - The New York Times recently published a list of the 100 best movies of the 21st Century. This was #1.
In their words, it's "a ferocious rebuke to the devastations of neoliberalism".
...yeah, totally. I agree.
BACKUPS: Oldboy (2003), No Other Choice (2025)
DAY 1: #Canada
The Last Casino (2004) - A deadbeat university professor recruits three students into a Blackjack card counting scheme. Drama ensues.
Hollywood tried to do this same story with Kevin Spacey in 2008, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Bon Cop, Bad Cop (2006), Strange Brew (1983)
The Last Casino (2004) - A deadbeat university professor recruits three students into a Blackjack card counting scheme. Drama ensues.
Hollywood tried to do this same story with Kevin Spacey in 2008, and it sucked #ElbowsUp
BACKUPS: Bon Cop, Bad Cop (2006), Strange Brew (1983)
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Careful dude, I don’t know if the internet is ready for takes this spicy
November 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Careful dude, I don’t know if the internet is ready for takes this spicy
Meanwhile, my fantasy opponent this week pulled this shit
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Meanwhile, my fantasy opponent this week pulled this shit
Astute kid you got there
September 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Astute kid you got there
Reposted by Kurtis Doering
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
September 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.
That last point implies these celebrities cannot "go woke", because they will... "go broke"?
August 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
That last point implies these celebrities cannot "go woke", because they will... "go broke"?
Dude, The Pitt rules, but parts of it feel like a heart attack
July 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dude, The Pitt rules, but parts of it feel like a heart attack
Reposted by Kurtis Doering
You gain nothing by playing nice. They will not compromise. And the only thing worse than their extremism is our inability to recognize it. We need fighters who understand the moment we're in. If you can't or won't fight, you should not be in office.
July 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You gain nothing by playing nice. They will not compromise. And the only thing worse than their extremism is our inability to recognize it. We need fighters who understand the moment we're in. If you can't or won't fight, you should not be in office.
Imagine that, but 200% more sugar
April 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Imagine that, but 200% more sugar