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Kerrie C.
@kcrhetor.bsky.social
Professor, pie-maker, fantasy reader, 90s music listener. Weird aunty for 11 kids and dozens of dogs
Equality and healthcare for all
Accepting DMs only from people who want to get immediately blocked
Mamdani will institute Shakira law. All hips that lie under oath will be jailed for a minimum of one year.
Mamdani is going to implement Sisko Law. Everyone will have to tell a bald, old white man to fuck off and then spend 7 years saving an entire planet from fascist tyrants.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office

He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Well Soundgarden's induction into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame completely wrecked me.
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Listening to this 30-year-old masterpiece of an album. So beautiful and haunting. #AliceInChains #90sGrungeMusic #MusicSky
Shame In You
YouTube video by Alice in Chains - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trump has long misunderstood the difference between 15 and 21.
Caught lying again.
November 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I was an English Lit major, and I've found something to love in most of the classics I've read. But I cannot stand Wuthering Heights. The whole time I read it, I was like, "What is wrong with these people? Can they please just die already?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Conservatives and centrists: "How rude and uncivil!"

Everyone else: "Um Cuomo tried to link Mamdani to 9/11."

Conservatives and centrists [hands over ears]: "Horribly rude young man."
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
WOW Gavin
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cuomo calls Trump to ask for Florida real estate recommendations, and for the numbers of some of those Gatsby party go-go dancers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Voting was important to me this morning. There are some real wackadoodles running for our school board.
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
The people on the right getting mad at Tucker Carlson for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes on his podcast don’t seem to have gotten mad at all at Donald Trump for hosting Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes at his home for dinner. Funny that.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bagger at Kroger: Would you like some help getting your groceries in your car?

Me: No, thank you. I've got it.

[Walking to the parking lot, thinking:]
Strange. I've only heard them offer that to old ladies... Oh no.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Davis Schneider mutters the slogan for whichever beer he happens to be enjoying. Depending on his selection, he'll sit in his recliner, sigh, and say,

"It's Miller time"
or
"The champagne of beers"
or
"Head for the mountains"
or
"The king of beers"
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
As much as I don't want to see random dudes' shirtless pics, I must admit, it's a handy shortcut for knowing who to block.
a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button
ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
On this date in 1988, in the depths of vapid, cookie-cutter hair metal, #Soundgarden releases Ultramega OK and hits us in the face with this sludgy, Sabbathy, absolute cataclysm of a song.
#90sGrungeMusic
Soundgarden - Beyond the Wheel
YouTube video by Sub Pop
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Davis Schneider looks like he says, "There's your trouble" when he looks under your sink.

Davis Schneider is confident that he'll sell his soybeans for fair market value.

Davis Schneider is always chasing the high of when he caught that 4-pound largemouth bass at the lake last year.
October 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the world became a mashup of all the worst disaster movies: Hackers wipe out the world's wealth, AND a lab animal escapes and spreads a deadly virus, AND the tectonic plates shift, flooding the world in lava and water.

Honestly? Maybe it's time.
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
We live in a country where the media is focused more on who a Democratic mayoral candidate defines as his ‘aunt’ than on the DHS Twitter account putting out white nationalist propaganda and replying to Nazis online.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house.

Remove him from office.
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a gorgeous song. I only saw #ChrisCornell perform live a few times, but he blew me away every time. No one sings like you anymore.

I'm excited to see #AlainJohannes perform with Drink the Sea in February.
Chris Cornell - The Keeper (David Letterman - 9/22/11)
YouTube video by THECORNELLNATION
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Look at all the oligarchs, falling all over themselves to donate large sums to buildings and troops. They're circling like vultures, coming for their meal. And unless we stand up and refuse, they're going to devour our democracy down to the bone.
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor.

Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors.

These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism.

This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function.

Every American should reject it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Kerrie C.
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 81st day out of the last 93.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm not saying the world went completely bonkers because Chris Cornell died, but... [spins in a circle gesturing at everything]
October 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM