I’m still reeling from the realization that Stephen Miller eats nothing but mayonnaise.

he does not realize he’s part of the problem in this story of abjectly horrible media personalities

Keith, what the fuck are you doing?

You groomed a teenage girl, Keith. You do not have the moral high ground here! You are also gross!

YOU ARE NOT IN ON THE JOKE WITH US KEITH, YOU ARE THE THING WE’RE JOKING AND DISGUSTED AT!

Just said it out loud, and I can’t lie; I kinda get it

Thanks for reminding me that the only reason JD Vance is a thing is because rich white liberals liked hearing a rich white “never-Trumper” tell them that all of this is the fault of poor white people with less power than all these elites have.

bunch of rich white people who lawyered the fuck up and didn’t flip, which left her unable to prove Trump was a criminal mastermind. She could just tried people for the crimes they actually committed!

The Young Thug and Donald Trump cases both failed because Fani Willis was determined to make the cases bigger than they were. In one case she got a bunch of people to flip in exchange for lighter sentences who were unable to prove Thug was the criminal mastermind and in the Trump case you had a

Like IANAL but proving Trump committed a crime is easier than proving there was a vast multilayer criminal conspiracy in which he was keenly aware of each and every part of it. And, again, she was in the process of failing to do this EXACT SAME THING with the YSL/Young Thug case

So not only do you have to prove the crime, you have to prove that there was a larger, ongoing criminal conspiracy that was organized by one guy. And even if that seems obvious, proving that on a court of law is, like, not.

The thing is with a RICO case the prosecution doesnt just have to prove a crime was committed, they have to prove that the crime was committed essentially by a criminal gang or enterprise that was run by Trump, which is a heavier lift legally.

The republic is falling apart because we’re all trapped in the world’s dumbest romantic dramedy with unlikeable protagonists

She made the case needlessly complicated. We all know Trump broke the law. You can still charge co-conspirators without trying to rope it into one case, and again, Willis was already in the process of failing to do this exact same thing in the Young Thug case.

I don’t know who this is but no one with three of the whitest first names ever Is to be trusted

The President posted a video of him shitting on all of us like than a month ago

do you know how fucking weird you have to be to make JD VANCE SOUND NORMAL!?!

Like…literally literally? Or figuratively literally?

because this is objectively gross and also explains so much and also so little but also SOOOOOO MUCH.

if only they’d stuck together long enough to have a child that smelled suspiciously like a black bear cub carcass

A man of culture.