Kazzie
@kazziemono.bsky.social
Just a guy. I exist, I guess. Very goofy and out of pocket.
27, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t mind.
I really like robot girls.
27, use whatever pronouns you want, I don’t mind.
I really like robot girls.
Pinned
(CW: Horsecock)
Here, have selfies of some totally unrelated weirdo robot gal who is definitely not me, and also definitely not intended for your eyes.
(im kidding its fully intended for your eyes (consensually (only if you want to see it)))
Here, have selfies of some totally unrelated weirdo robot gal who is definitely not me, and also definitely not intended for your eyes.
(im kidding its fully intended for your eyes (consensually (only if you want to see it)))
I don’t know why, but my brain has been trying to think of what binding of Isaac item I would use as a mascot if I were an Isaac content creator, since that’s apparently like, the thing they do lol
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I don’t know why, but my brain has been trying to think of what binding of Isaac item I would use as a mascot if I were an Isaac content creator, since that’s apparently like, the thing they do lol
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I feel like that Horses game’s controversy and the whole idea of valve being inconsistent isn’t being covered accurately or in good faith, and that there are minute details just kind of intentionally being left out.
That said, Valve answering would still be nice. Just…eck.
That said, Valve answering would still be nice. Just…eck.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I feel like that Horses game’s controversy and the whole idea of valve being inconsistent isn’t being covered accurately or in good faith, and that there are minute details just kind of intentionally being left out.
That said, Valve answering would still be nice. Just…eck.
That said, Valve answering would still be nice. Just…eck.
I just want some comfort roleplay, man…
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I just want some comfort roleplay, man…
Yeah, I just kind of feel terrible and alone again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yeah, I just kind of feel terrible and alone again.
I’m really upset because earlier today my brain randomly clicked that I’m not enjoying air riders.
I keep getting hit and killed and targeted seemingly completely out of my control while playing ranked and I have absolutely no way to come back from it or get a revenge kill. It sucks.
I keep getting hit and killed and targeted seemingly completely out of my control while playing ranked and I have absolutely no way to come back from it or get a revenge kill. It sucks.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m really upset because earlier today my brain randomly clicked that I’m not enjoying air riders.
I keep getting hit and killed and targeted seemingly completely out of my control while playing ranked and I have absolutely no way to come back from it or get a revenge kill. It sucks.
I keep getting hit and killed and targeted seemingly completely out of my control while playing ranked and I have absolutely no way to come back from it or get a revenge kill. It sucks.
Gosh, I love having to remind myself constantly how much I enjoyed something, only for my brain to just not keep those memories, meaning I have to work even harder to remember the good times I had, and it still doesn’t work so I lose motivation to continue doing them anyway.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, man.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Gosh, I love having to remind myself constantly how much I enjoyed something, only for my brain to just not keep those memories, meaning I have to work even harder to remember the good times I had, and it still doesn’t work so I lose motivation to continue doing them anyway.
Whatever, man.
Whatever, man.
Somebody should draw a girl in opaque swirly glasses but put her in a formal suit and make her look suave and confident
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Somebody should draw a girl in opaque swirly glasses but put her in a formal suit and make her look suave and confident
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
!!! #KIRBYAIRRIDERS SPOILERS !!!
It just clicked why Zorah mimicked Dedede, and I haven’t seen anyone else point it out, so here goes
Zorah was here for a really long time. It saw a lot; notably, Nightmare infecting the Fountain of Dreams, and Dedede guarding it to ensure Nightmare doesn’t awaken.
It just clicked why Zorah mimicked Dedede, and I haven’t seen anyone else point it out, so here goes
Zorah was here for a really long time. It saw a lot; notably, Nightmare infecting the Fountain of Dreams, and Dedede guarding it to ensure Nightmare doesn’t awaken.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
!!! #KIRBYAIRRIDERS SPOILERS !!!
It just clicked why Zorah mimicked Dedede, and I haven’t seen anyone else point it out, so here goes
Zorah was here for a really long time. It saw a lot; notably, Nightmare infecting the Fountain of Dreams, and Dedede guarding it to ensure Nightmare doesn’t awaken.
It just clicked why Zorah mimicked Dedede, and I haven’t seen anyone else point it out, so here goes
Zorah was here for a really long time. It saw a lot; notably, Nightmare infecting the Fountain of Dreams, and Dedede guarding it to ensure Nightmare doesn’t awaken.
I saw this video the other day on The Dodo about this cat that liked to ride in a basket for bike rides (like actually actively went out of his way to hop in and ask for bike rides) and I’m just like “this cat is so autistic. me fr”
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I saw this video the other day on The Dodo about this cat that liked to ride in a basket for bike rides (like actually actively went out of his way to hop in and ask for bike rides) and I’m just like “this cat is so autistic. me fr”
Dude I just matched with mew2king and defeated him, I feel so cool
And yes, it’s the real man himself; he was streaming this
And yes, it’s the real man himself; he was streaming this
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dude I just matched with mew2king and defeated him, I feel so cool
And yes, it’s the real man himself; he was streaming this
And yes, it’s the real man himself; he was streaming this
Where do I look to find cookie run girls
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Where do I look to find cookie run girls
#kirbyairriders #kirby #kirbyairride
Funney hypothetical
All of the gummies do something unique when eaten
What do each of them do?
Funney hypothetical
All of the gummies do something unique when eaten
What do each of them do?
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
#kirbyairriders #kirby #kirbyairride
Funney hypothetical
All of the gummies do something unique when eaten
What do each of them do?
Funney hypothetical
All of the gummies do something unique when eaten
What do each of them do?
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i wonder what's for dinner
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
i wonder what's for dinner
Something I love about #kirbyairriders is how online is “independent, optionally involved play”
Like if you want you can just hop off your machine online on ranked and walk around. The game won’t kick you because you’re not altering anyone else’s experience in a negative way. It’s cool.
Like if you want you can just hop off your machine online on ranked and walk around. The game won’t kick you because you’re not altering anyone else’s experience in a negative way. It’s cool.
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Something I love about #kirbyairriders is how online is “independent, optionally involved play”
Like if you want you can just hop off your machine online on ranked and walk around. The game won’t kick you because you’re not altering anyone else’s experience in a negative way. It’s cool.
Like if you want you can just hop off your machine online on ranked and walk around. The game won’t kick you because you’re not altering anyone else’s experience in a negative way. It’s cool.
everyone else: galactic nova wtf bro why would you do this!!!!
me: oh hey zorah is our second nonbiney kirby character in 5 years
me: oh hey zorah is our second nonbiney kirby character in 5 years
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
everyone else: galactic nova wtf bro why would you do this!!!!
me: oh hey zorah is our second nonbiney kirby character in 5 years
me: oh hey zorah is our second nonbiney kirby character in 5 years
Prediction: Taranza is the best character in the game and him + Wheelie Scooter will be meta
If I’m wrong then uhhhh idk give me something to do
#kirby #kirbyairride #kirbyairriders
If I’m wrong then uhhhh idk give me something to do
#kirby #kirbyairride #kirbyairriders
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Prediction: Taranza is the best character in the game and him + Wheelie Scooter will be meta
If I’m wrong then uhhhh idk give me something to do
#kirby #kirbyairride #kirbyairriders
If I’m wrong then uhhhh idk give me something to do
#kirby #kirbyairride #kirbyairriders
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Something I don’t understand (namely with the Roblox situation) is like
People will loudly protest and clamor for better moderation to protect kids from exploitation, so then the platform goes “ok here you go, new verification and stricter chat” and…people complain about it?
People will loudly protest and clamor for better moderation to protect kids from exploitation, so then the platform goes “ok here you go, new verification and stricter chat” and…people complain about it?
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Something I don’t understand (namely with the Roblox situation) is like
People will loudly protest and clamor for better moderation to protect kids from exploitation, so then the platform goes “ok here you go, new verification and stricter chat” and…people complain about it?
People will loudly protest and clamor for better moderation to protect kids from exploitation, so then the platform goes “ok here you go, new verification and stricter chat” and…people complain about it?
Reposted by Kazzie
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Reposted by Kazzie
Reposted by Kazzie
Kirby Air Riders Launch Day! 🎮🩷🏁🚗💯🔥🙌🏽🥺💫❤️🔥👑
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Kirby Air Riders Launch Day! 🎮🩷🏁🚗💯🔥🙌🏽🥺💫❤️🔥👑
!!! MASSIVE GIGANTIC ENORMOUS #KIRBYAIRRIDERS SPOILERS !!!
Why is this not unlockable or anything??? This game is like ALMOST completely perfect but this isn’t anywhere from what I can tell…!!!
Why is this not unlockable or anything??? This game is like ALMOST completely perfect but this isn’t anywhere from what I can tell…!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
!!! MASSIVE GIGANTIC ENORMOUS #KIRBYAIRRIDERS SPOILERS !!!
Why is this not unlockable or anything??? This game is like ALMOST completely perfect but this isn’t anywhere from what I can tell…!!!
Why is this not unlockable or anything??? This game is like ALMOST completely perfect but this isn’t anywhere from what I can tell…!!!