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It's kind of sad to think that there's now a generation of young people for whom the word Kennedy refers to RFK Jr, rather than Jamie.
A song about depression you can almost dance to.
The Grey (Charlotte Heep)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:10 PM
As opposed to whatever kind Elon is.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Maybe the hardest part of loving Crash Test Dummies is having to do it alone.
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Copyrighting the term "epsteineleven".
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
What percentage of former presidents would have sufficient remains intact enough for them to roll over in their graves?
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What percentage of your lifetime is it okay to spend wondering when you are going to become a completely different kind of person?
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
"My granddad used to love cars, and he loved ladies, and he especially loved ladies with cars."
"Wow. Very progressive of him. What kind of work did he do?"
"Sold insurance."

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November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Next time you see ICE, ask them if they're LGBT and when they act like "ooh cooties" you say "Large Guys Bein' Tough" and they laugh and go "yeah" and then you call them a f****t.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Just a reminder. I took this picture in 2018, in Cork, Ireland.
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Congratulations again to the president for solving the Middle East.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Democracy is not about choice; Democracy is about consent.

No wonder Trump doesn't like it.
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why would humanity need to be a multiplanet species? If we got wiped out, there'd be nobody to observe that fact, or give a shit.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Trump is extorting the DOJ for just $10M less than what Hans Gruber did a whole Die Hard over.
October 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Idea: start a campaign to get the UK back into the EU. Hire Ricky Gervais to promote "BRENTRANCE". #dumbidea
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM