Ȼꝋᵯᵯⱥꞥđēɍ Ɉēꞩᵾꞩ: ᴀ Kᴀᴜꜰꜰʏ ɪᴍᴘʀɪɴᴛ
@kauffy.us
𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚑.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
dev. gamedev. ai. solo.
neuroinsurgent.
Pinned
It's kind of sad to think that there's now a generation of young people for whom the word Kennedy refers to RFK Jr, rather than Jamie.
Evil is the margin between how much one is willing to cost someone else and their own personal gain. Someone stealing $1,000 item from you to sell for $40, for example. Or blowing trillions in international relations you bought for $8 of land because they don't understand maps.
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Evil is the margin between how much one is willing to cost someone else and their own personal gain. Someone stealing $1,000 item from you to sell for $40, for example. Or blowing trillions in international relations you bought for $8 of land because they don't understand maps.
Whoa. What? Someone who valued truth and principle over personal gain, which implies an admission to having been wrong and having been duped? Look out, Shirley. This lady is moving up the ranks fast to be #1 Hemphill.
Reformed January 6th participant (who refused a pardon): “You can't gaslight me. I was there. I saw the officers being pepper sprayed. I watched one of them fall down and hit his head and his back. So don't be telling me it wasn't violent.”
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Whoa. What? Someone who valued truth and principle over personal gain, which implies an admission to having been wrong and having been duped? Look out, Shirley. This lady is moving up the ranks fast to be #1 Hemphill.
The non-ice part of Greenland is smaller than California (and way smaller than Texas) and, importantly, it's not arranged usefully. Icemelt is uncovering more land yearly. The highest quality land. 🙄
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The non-ice part of Greenland is smaller than California (and way smaller than Texas) and, importantly, it's not arranged usefully. Icemelt is uncovering more land yearly. The highest quality land. 🙄
Trump: "There are Chinese and Russian boats all around Greenland."
Also Trump: That's why we need the land.
Also Trump: That's why we need the land.
January 6, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Trump: "There are Chinese and Russian boats all around Greenland."
Also Trump: That's why we need the land.
Also Trump: That's why we need the land.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Which Failed US Invasion Ginned Up On False Pretenses Are You?
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ALT: a blue button that says take quiz with a hand pressing it
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Which Failed US Invasion Ginned Up On False Pretenses Are You?
Aaaaanyway, about this Epstein thing....
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Aaaaanyway, about this Epstein thing....
I might be the outlier here.. but all of my ancestry is from relevance: just tell Trump he doesn't have to impress Ivanka-- as long as she is consenting, we will waive the more judgmental parts of the law, and then they can ask god for forgiveness/sell the tape. I feel like that's a lot of this.
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I might be the outlier here.. but all of my ancestry is from relevance: just tell Trump he doesn't have to impress Ivanka-- as long as she is consenting, we will waive the more judgmental parts of the law, and then they can ask god for forgiveness/sell the tape. I feel like that's a lot of this.
WHEN THE OVERREACHING STARTS, THAT'S WHEN THE IMPEACHING STARTS
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
WHEN THE OVERREACHING STARTS, THAT'S WHEN THE IMPEACHING STARTS
Did you know that when a baby is born, but unwanted, they _don't_ just give it a name like they do with an animal in the shelter? So, you can cross that one off your "Why's that their name?!?!" list.
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Did you know that when a baby is born, but unwanted, they _don't_ just give it a name like they do with an animal in the shelter? So, you can cross that one off your "Why's that their name?!?!" list.
I have a weird personal connection to SNL, and I was wondering recently how many SNL performers were born after Don Pardo said my name live on the show. It's got to be several.
But, also, how many never had their name said by Don Pardo, and are frauds. GOD. DAMNED. FRAUDS.
But, also, how many never had their name said by Don Pardo, and are frauds. GOD. DAMNED. FRAUDS.
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I have a weird personal connection to SNL, and I was wondering recently how many SNL performers were born after Don Pardo said my name live on the show. It's got to be several.
But, also, how many never had their name said by Don Pardo, and are frauds. GOD. DAMNED. FRAUDS.
But, also, how many never had their name said by Don Pardo, and are frauds. GOD. DAMNED. FRAUDS.
You know how they say that time goes faster as you get older? They never mention how short nostalgia cycles are.
I get really, really nostalgic for shit from April.
I get really, really nostalgic for shit from April.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
You know how they say that time goes faster as you get older? They never mention how short nostalgia cycles are.
I get really, really nostalgic for shit from April.
I get really, really nostalgic for shit from April.
I'm relieved that Venezuela is totally getting what's due. I had a housemate that died of a fentanyl overdose 2.5 years ago-- and get this-- within DAYS of my almost-could-have-died-because-I-was-given-fentanyl-for-a-procedure. Let's face it. Without Venezuela, Americans are immortal.
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I'm relieved that Venezuela is totally getting what's due. I had a housemate that died of a fentanyl overdose 2.5 years ago-- and get this-- within DAYS of my almost-could-have-died-because-I-was-given-fentanyl-for-a-procedure. Let's face it. Without Venezuela, Americans are immortal.
Any androcologysts out there that can explain me what the penile/frenular equivalent of a hymen is?
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Any androcologysts out there that can explain me what the penile/frenular equivalent of a hymen is?
My friend of decades from Dublin says this is his favorite song I've written. Regardless of sex/gender/orientation, I'm curious who this resonates for.
For me, I wrote it from a reverse perspective. It was like writing as the bad guys Aimee Mann writes about.
1) sweet.
2) Garbage, ca. 1998
For me, I wrote it from a reverse perspective. It was like writing as the bad guys Aimee Mann writes about.
1) sweet.
2) Garbage, ca. 1998
January 3, 2026 at 1:06 PM
My friend of decades from Dublin says this is his favorite song I've written. Regardless of sex/gender/orientation, I'm curious who this resonates for.
For me, I wrote it from a reverse perspective. It was like writing as the bad guys Aimee Mann writes about.
1) sweet.
2) Garbage, ca. 1998
For me, I wrote it from a reverse perspective. It was like writing as the bad guys Aimee Mann writes about.
1) sweet.
2) Garbage, ca. 1998
Is there a chart somewhere of who is allowed to do who's accent/dialect?
Because I don't know whether to cancel Fred Armisen, or give him a FIFA Peace Prize.
Because I don't know whether to cancel Fred Armisen, or give him a FIFA Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Is there a chart somewhere of who is allowed to do who's accent/dialect?
Because I don't know whether to cancel Fred Armisen, or give him a FIFA Peace Prize.
Because I don't know whether to cancel Fred Armisen, or give him a FIFA Peace Prize.
It really is cute how Trump thinks prison is the worst thing that could happen to him now.
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
It really is cute how Trump thinks prison is the worst thing that could happen to him now.
Okay, this Radical Left Loony Lunatic had to run his mouth about his experience at the Pentagon after 9/11, *claiming* to have been Supreme Allied Commander for Europe and a Four-Star US General. I'll believe it when I see it on Fox.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_...
General Wesley Clark: War in 7 Countries, in 5 Years Speech
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www.youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Okay, this Radical Left Loony Lunatic had to run his mouth about his experience at the Pentagon after 9/11, *claiming* to have been Supreme Allied Commander for Europe and a Four-Star US General. I'll believe it when I see it on Fox.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_...
I am old enough to remember when the US bombed Baghdad-- the first time, to restore democracy. To a Kingdom. Which is.. feh. And the second time, when it was WMD. Oh, and when it was Afghanistan, for plausible, but clearly insincere reasons. Jesus. WHY DO I HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT?!!?!?!?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I am old enough to remember when the US bombed Baghdad-- the first time, to restore democracy. To a Kingdom. Which is.. feh. And the second time, when it was WMD. Oh, and when it was Afghanistan, for plausible, but clearly insincere reasons. Jesus. WHY DO I HAVE TO SPELL THIS OUT?!!?!?!?!?!
Remember when people chanted "Hang Mike Pence"?
It really seems charming now.
Weird that Trump decided to do dumb shit like this right after he uncovered the PRESIDENTIAL BUNKER.
It really seems charming now.
Weird that Trump decided to do dumb shit like this right after he uncovered the PRESIDENTIAL BUNKER.
January 3, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Remember when people chanted "Hang Mike Pence"?
It really seems charming now.
Weird that Trump decided to do dumb shit like this right after he uncovered the PRESIDENTIAL BUNKER.
It really seems charming now.
Weird that Trump decided to do dumb shit like this right after he uncovered the PRESIDENTIAL BUNKER.
Are you someone who knows German? Can you tell me what this jokey song I wrote feels like?
suno.com/s/e4e4e59TSt...
suno.com/s/e4e4e59TSt...
Das Pferd
Listen and make your own on Suno.
suno.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Are you someone who knows German? Can you tell me what this jokey song I wrote feels like?
suno.com/s/e4e4e59TSt...
suno.com/s/e4e4e59TSt...
Great. Epstein Eleven™
January 3, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Great. Epstein Eleven™
Who needs, Venezuela?
They ruined that World Cup a few years back.
I still can't get that sounds out of my ears.
They ruined that World Cup a few years back.
I still can't get that sounds out of my ears.
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Who needs, Venezuela?
They ruined that World Cup a few years back.
I still can't get that sounds out of my ears.
They ruined that World Cup a few years back.
I still can't get that sounds out of my ears.
Hey, Lefty types-- are you aware of bsky.app/profile/katm...?
She's the most inspiring public servant I've seen in a really, really long time, and don't even live in Illinois.
She's the most inspiring public servant I've seen in a really, really long time, and don't even live in Illinois.
bsky.app
January 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Hey, Lefty types-- are you aware of bsky.app/profile/katm...?
She's the most inspiring public servant I've seen in a really, really long time, and don't even live in Illinois.
She's the most inspiring public servant I've seen in a really, really long time, and don't even live in Illinois.