katt_goddess
@kattgoddess.bsky.social
In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
People who actually know how to read already know that.
Princess Tinyhands couldn't get through a Garfield comic without cliff notes.
Princess Tinyhands couldn't get through a Garfield comic without cliff notes.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
People who actually know how to read already know that.
Princess Tinyhands couldn't get through a Garfield comic without cliff notes.
Princess Tinyhands couldn't get through a Garfield comic without cliff notes.
Humans are called 'long pork' according to those that have gone that route.
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Humans are called 'long pork' according to those that have gone that route.
Called it. Should have bet money on it.
Photos released - 'Those have no context! Libs are using this for political reasons! They are smearing the precious!'
Files released that are pure black - 'This is the context, but you can't see it for political reasons.'
Photos released - 'Those have no context! Libs are using this for political reasons! They are smearing the precious!'
Files released that are pure black - 'This is the context, but you can't see it for political reasons.'
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Called it. Should have bet money on it.
Photos released - 'Those have no context! Libs are using this for political reasons! They are smearing the precious!'
Files released that are pure black - 'This is the context, but you can't see it for political reasons.'
Photos released - 'Those have no context! Libs are using this for political reasons! They are smearing the precious!'
Files released that are pure black - 'This is the context, but you can't see it for political reasons.'
It's all fun & games until you Tycho Brahe yourself.
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's all fun & games until you Tycho Brahe yourself.
He'd implode if he couldn't fart on about how great he is.
Not saying I don't approve this whole heartedly.
But he'd probably have a parade of people standing in line to say nice things about him instead; it would be 3x as long as his usual lights-are-flickering-but-no-one's-home ramble.
Not saying I don't approve this whole heartedly.
But he'd probably have a parade of people standing in line to say nice things about him instead; it would be 3x as long as his usual lights-are-flickering-but-no-one's-home ramble.
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
He'd implode if he couldn't fart on about how great he is.
Not saying I don't approve this whole heartedly.
But he'd probably have a parade of people standing in line to say nice things about him instead; it would be 3x as long as his usual lights-are-flickering-but-no-one's-home ramble.
Not saying I don't approve this whole heartedly.
But he'd probably have a parade of people standing in line to say nice things about him instead; it would be 3x as long as his usual lights-are-flickering-but-no-one's-home ramble.
I doubt he could pass a course in basic first aid.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I doubt he could pass a course in basic first aid.
It needs to be pointed out that along w/the whole being a memorial & can't be just re-named on a whim thing, it was not unanimous by a long shot. It was just that anyone that questioned it was muted immediately & not allowed to proceed.
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It needs to be pointed out that along w/the whole being a memorial & can't be just re-named on a whim thing, it was not unanimous by a long shot. It was just that anyone that questioned it was muted immediately & not allowed to proceed.
What until she finds out what history has planned for her.
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What until she finds out what history has planned for her.
You can do this.
Weird internet strangers are cheering you on in a good way & that's something usually reserved for videos of kittens doing something for the first time.
Weird internet strangers are cheering you on in a good way & that's something usually reserved for videos of kittens doing something for the first time.
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You can do this.
Weird internet strangers are cheering you on in a good way & that's something usually reserved for videos of kittens doing something for the first time.
Weird internet strangers are cheering you on in a good way & that's something usually reserved for videos of kittens doing something for the first time.
Like he was 'working' before this early vacation.
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Like he was 'working' before this early vacation.
Still thinking all they'll release is black sheets of construction paper.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Still thinking all they'll release is black sheets of construction paper.
Ew.
If you don't celebrate some holiday, don't make it everyone else's problem by being a mega douche.
If you don't celebrate some holiday, don't make it everyone else's problem by being a mega douche.
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ew.
If you don't celebrate some holiday, don't make it everyone else's problem by being a mega douche.
If you don't celebrate some holiday, don't make it everyone else's problem by being a mega douche.
That's a whole lot of rent-free living going on in the empty skull of someone who is going to have to be buried in a top secret location under a ton of concrete to keep from getting shit on.
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
That's a whole lot of rent-free living going on in the empty skull of someone who is going to have to be buried in a top secret location under a ton of concrete to keep from getting shit on.
He needs to learn his history from something other than Prager U sock puppets.
There's that pesky separation of church & state right there in black-n-white. & we have a president b/c pointblank we were not to have a king nor a pope. Finally, the bible is a cherrypicked collection of Jewish myths.
There's that pesky separation of church & state right there in black-n-white. & we have a president b/c pointblank we were not to have a king nor a pope. Finally, the bible is a cherrypicked collection of Jewish myths.
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
He needs to learn his history from something other than Prager U sock puppets.
There's that pesky separation of church & state right there in black-n-white. & we have a president b/c pointblank we were not to have a king nor a pope. Finally, the bible is a cherrypicked collection of Jewish myths.
There's that pesky separation of church & state right there in black-n-white. & we have a president b/c pointblank we were not to have a king nor a pope. Finally, the bible is a cherrypicked collection of Jewish myths.
Agreed. Actual Americans don't want this shit. We are trapped w/a dementia patient at the wheel surrounded by sycophantic dipshits.
Charge him w/war crimes, hold his administration to accounts including those that jump ship. Prepare to go to war w/someone who breaks everything/finishes nothing.
Charge him w/war crimes, hold his administration to accounts including those that jump ship. Prepare to go to war w/someone who breaks everything/finishes nothing.
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Agreed. Actual Americans don't want this shit. We are trapped w/a dementia patient at the wheel surrounded by sycophantic dipshits.
Charge him w/war crimes, hold his administration to accounts including those that jump ship. Prepare to go to war w/someone who breaks everything/finishes nothing.
Charge him w/war crimes, hold his administration to accounts including those that jump ship. Prepare to go to war w/someone who breaks everything/finishes nothing.
Amazing how all these elite white males all have receding hairlines, look like the center of their faces are caving in, & have all the personality of wads of Play-Doh full of hair.
December 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Amazing how all these elite white males all have receding hairlines, look like the center of their faces are caving in, & have all the personality of wads of Play-Doh full of hair.
Unknown Hinson tried that.
It didn't end well.
And if you had to google his name, I rest my case.
It didn't end well.
And if you had to google his name, I rest my case.
December 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Unknown Hinson tried that.
It didn't end well.
And if you had to google his name, I rest my case.
It didn't end well.
And if you had to google his name, I rest my case.
Every financial regulation exists b/c some asshat out there exploited something w/highly negative results for everyone else.
Every safety regulation exists b/c someone died for someone else's greed.
Deregulations benefit those who pay the least into every system. Eat the rich.
Every safety regulation exists b/c someone died for someone else's greed.
Deregulations benefit those who pay the least into every system. Eat the rich.
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Every financial regulation exists b/c some asshat out there exploited something w/highly negative results for everyone else.
Every safety regulation exists b/c someone died for someone else's greed.
Deregulations benefit those who pay the least into every system. Eat the rich.
Every safety regulation exists b/c someone died for someone else's greed.
Deregulations benefit those who pay the least into every system. Eat the rich.
I have a sad that no one in the huddle decided to 'accidentally' treat him like a football.
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have a sad that no one in the huddle decided to 'accidentally' treat him like a football.
The best and most effective people in this administration are the reason random drug testing should be mandatory for all public offices.
December 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The best and most effective people in this administration are the reason random drug testing should be mandatory for all public offices.
Peace with Russia should be delivered with a backhand pimp slap.
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Peace with Russia should be delivered with a backhand pimp slap.
That 'problem' was Biden winning the election that Shitler has been bitching about being stolen ever since.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That 'problem' was Biden winning the election that Shitler has been bitching about being stolen ever since.
'This is best fuds. You buy fuds, give house cut.'
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
'This is best fuds. You buy fuds, give house cut.'
'Closed door'.
AKA, it doesn't matter who said what, Jackass Johnson isn't going to let anything go through unless Shitler suddenly says jump.
AKA, it doesn't matter who said what, Jackass Johnson isn't going to let anything go through unless Shitler suddenly says jump.
December 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
'Closed door'.
AKA, it doesn't matter who said what, Jackass Johnson isn't going to let anything go through unless Shitler suddenly says jump.
AKA, it doesn't matter who said what, Jackass Johnson isn't going to let anything go through unless Shitler suddenly says jump.
If you are going to dance around attempting to defend a pedophile, you can share a prison cell w/him.
Feel free to wear that 'CHOMO' tag in gen pop w/the same pride you seem to have for being a liar on the outside. They'll love you.
Feel free to wear that 'CHOMO' tag in gen pop w/the same pride you seem to have for being a liar on the outside. They'll love you.
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If you are going to dance around attempting to defend a pedophile, you can share a prison cell w/him.
Feel free to wear that 'CHOMO' tag in gen pop w/the same pride you seem to have for being a liar on the outside. They'll love you.
Feel free to wear that 'CHOMO' tag in gen pop w/the same pride you seem to have for being a liar on the outside. They'll love you.