katt_goddess
@kattgoddess.bsky.social
In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet.
Sarcasm is never optional.
Anyone else just not feeling it this year & then feeling they should try anyway for 'the kids' sakes'? And then overdoing it slightly due to 'not feeling it' guilt?
This is how I ended up w/a stocking & a bag full of cat toys for a kitten that already has three boxes of toys.
This is how I ended up w/a stocking & a bag full of cat toys for a kitten that already has three boxes of toys.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Anyone else just not feeling it this year & then feeling they should try anyway for 'the kids' sakes'? And then overdoing it slightly due to 'not feeling it' guilt?
This is how I ended up w/a stocking & a bag full of cat toys for a kitten that already has three boxes of toys.
This is how I ended up w/a stocking & a bag full of cat toys for a kitten that already has three boxes of toys.
I'm not a fan of crapmas music but there are always a few exceptions: The ATHF holiday CD, anything by @alyankovic.bsky.social & this timeline cleansing piece...
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm not a fan of crapmas music but there are always a few exceptions: The ATHF holiday CD, anything by @alyankovic.bsky.social & this timeline cleansing piece...
If I heard the waiter scream 'Oh my god, it touched me! I'm going to die!', I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
And yet, when I say that, my kitten takes it as a sign that fine dining is about to drop into her bowl.
And yet, when I say that, my kitten takes it as a sign that fine dining is about to drop into her bowl.
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If I heard the waiter scream 'Oh my god, it touched me! I'm going to die!', I probably wouldn't want to eat it.
And yet, when I say that, my kitten takes it as a sign that fine dining is about to drop into her bowl.
And yet, when I say that, my kitten takes it as a sign that fine dining is about to drop into her bowl.
Maj jaj of qordu' lopno'!
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maj jaj of qordu' lopno'!
I have bits of toilet paper up both frickin' nostrils right now while fighting off the start of a drippy cold.
I don't know which is worse - the fact I have TP in the nose holes or the fact that the kitten thinks they are a new form of treats to unlock by climbing up & showing her butthole.
I don't know which is worse - the fact I have TP in the nose holes or the fact that the kitten thinks they are a new form of treats to unlock by climbing up & showing her butthole.
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I have bits of toilet paper up both frickin' nostrils right now while fighting off the start of a drippy cold.
I don't know which is worse - the fact I have TP in the nose holes or the fact that the kitten thinks they are a new form of treats to unlock by climbing up & showing her butthole.
I don't know which is worse - the fact I have TP in the nose holes or the fact that the kitten thinks they are a new form of treats to unlock by climbing up & showing her butthole.
Timeline cleanser!
When life gets you down, just remember there is now a game where the main character is an adult that forgot how to frickin walk. Suddenly, your day is looking a little better.
I swear it looks like something one of Monty Python's Gumbys would come up with. Not a deal breaker.
When life gets you down, just remember there is now a game where the main character is an adult that forgot how to frickin walk. Suddenly, your day is looking a little better.
I swear it looks like something one of Monty Python's Gumbys would come up with. Not a deal breaker.
In tonight's #Toonami Game Review, T.O.M and SARA take a look at #BabySteps.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Timeline cleanser!
When life gets you down, just remember there is now a game where the main character is an adult that forgot how to frickin walk. Suddenly, your day is looking a little better.
I swear it looks like something one of Monty Python's Gumbys would come up with. Not a deal breaker.
When life gets you down, just remember there is now a game where the main character is an adult that forgot how to frickin walk. Suddenly, your day is looking a little better.
I swear it looks like something one of Monty Python's Gumbys would come up with. Not a deal breaker.
Merry Samhain to those that celebrate!
And to those that don't, I still have candies!
And to those that don't, I still have candies!
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Merry Samhain to those that celebrate!
And to those that don't, I still have candies!
And to those that don't, I still have candies!
Pet foods & litters are needed along w/people foods.
Also, keep an eye out for big sales on bath/bodywork items & holiday clearances on blankets for abuse crisis shelters.
Also, keep an eye out for big sales on bath/bodywork items & holiday clearances on blankets for abuse crisis shelters.
In addition to money donations to food banks & food aid for people, please also consider donating money or food & litter to pet food pantries. Many people who rely on SNAP to feed themselves will now need to redirect $ to buy groceries that they would have spent on pet food before.
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
October 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pet foods & litters are needed along w/people foods.
Also, keep an eye out for big sales on bath/bodywork items & holiday clearances on blankets for abuse crisis shelters.
Also, keep an eye out for big sales on bath/bodywork items & holiday clearances on blankets for abuse crisis shelters.
Timeline cleanser!
Break out your Temu Zombie Costumes & dance along!
Break out your Temu Zombie Costumes & dance along!
When Bollywood reinterprets Thriller.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8OJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8OJ...
Golimar HD
YouTube video by S7g
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October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Timeline cleanser!
Break out your Temu Zombie Costumes & dance along!
Break out your Temu Zombie Costumes & dance along!
The kitten is at that stage where her eyes are still too big for her head - so big it makes you think there's no room whatsoever for any brains.
I think she's milking that 'I haz no brains!' thing a little too much...
Carpet lint is not a food. Stop it. Poop-on-a-rope should never be a thing.
I think she's milking that 'I haz no brains!' thing a little too much...
Carpet lint is not a food. Stop it. Poop-on-a-rope should never be a thing.
October 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The kitten is at that stage where her eyes are still too big for her head - so big it makes you think there's no room whatsoever for any brains.
I think she's milking that 'I haz no brains!' thing a little too much...
Carpet lint is not a food. Stop it. Poop-on-a-rope should never be a thing.
I think she's milking that 'I haz no brains!' thing a little too much...
Carpet lint is not a food. Stop it. Poop-on-a-rope should never be a thing.
Sunday Motivationals! The VB Conjectural Technologies keychain! A give-away for Dragon*Con 2025, it featured both the company name & its motto. I had a lot of pink ones & needed something pink related so you can thank Pete White's pink shirt for this choice. More info in the ALT.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sunday Motivationals! The VB Conjectural Technologies keychain! A give-away for Dragon*Con 2025, it featured both the company name & its motto. I had a lot of pink ones & needed something pink related so you can thank Pete White's pink shirt for this choice. More info in the ALT.
Anyone else bite two-color gummi worms in half while screaming 'Who's your god now?' or is it just me?
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyone else bite two-color gummi worms in half while screaming 'Who's your god now?' or is it just me?
Share a picture from your device with no explanation
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Share a picture from your device with no explanation
Sunday Motivationals! The Golden 'Bathroom Henchpass' keychain! Another booth item for Dragon*Con 2025 b/c you aren't an official Henchman until you've earned your wings...& can get into the official Cocoon crapper. Gotta control traffic somehow, right? More info in ALT.
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sunday Motivationals! The Golden 'Bathroom Henchpass' keychain! Another booth item for Dragon*Con 2025 b/c you aren't an official Henchman until you've earned your wings...& can get into the official Cocoon crapper. Gotta control traffic somehow, right? More info in ALT.
You want to know what should be a rule?
There shouldn't be football on every single frickin' basic channel at the same time.
Some of us are old & like to watch the local news at a reasonable time.
There shouldn't be football on every single frickin' basic channel at the same time.
Some of us are old & like to watch the local news at a reasonable time.
October 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You want to know what should be a rule?
There shouldn't be football on every single frickin' basic channel at the same time.
Some of us are old & like to watch the local news at a reasonable time.
There shouldn't be football on every single frickin' basic channel at the same time.
Some of us are old & like to watch the local news at a reasonable time.
I'm trapped under a one-pound purring ball of lint!
Send snacks.
Send snacks.
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm trapped under a one-pound purring ball of lint!
Send snacks.
Send snacks.
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In 48 hours, I've gone from a shelter-shy kitten hiding behind the accordion to a kitten proudly announcing her presence in the window.
In tiny squeaks but still.
I'm also fairly certain that that cat food fart was her too.
In tiny squeaks but still.
I'm also fairly certain that that cat food fart was her too.
September 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In 48 hours, I've gone from a shelter-shy kitten hiding behind the accordion to a kitten proudly announcing her presence in the window.
In tiny squeaks but still.
I'm also fairly certain that that cat food fart was her too.
In tiny squeaks but still.
I'm also fairly certain that that cat food fart was her too.
Sunday Motivationals! The Venture Bros' PRO.B.L.E.M keychain! Silver glitter to ensure you can see it in space, these were created for giveaway @ Dragon*Con 2025. I made a ton & they are all gone. I might need to consider keychains as a staple if I can find bulk blanks for cheap again. Info in ALT
September 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sunday Motivationals! The Venture Bros' PRO.B.L.E.M keychain! Silver glitter to ensure you can see it in space, these were created for giveaway @ Dragon*Con 2025. I made a ton & they are all gone. I might need to consider keychains as a staple if I can find bulk blanks for cheap again. Info in ALT
Sunday Motivational! The Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers silver medal! 2nd place prize for the Venture Bros Trivia contest that was held at Dragon*Con 2025. So shiny, so colorful! I was weirdly happy w/how the two medals ended up turning out. More info in the ALT.
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sunday Motivational! The Rusty's Day Camp for Boy Adventurers silver medal! 2nd place prize for the Venture Bros Trivia contest that was held at Dragon*Con 2025. So shiny, so colorful! I was weirdly happy w/how the two medals ended up turning out. More info in the ALT.
If you want to be up in my business, I should have the right to legislate that things go up your business.
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If you want to be up in my business, I should have the right to legislate that things go up your business.
Sunday Motivationals! The 1970-something Science Medal Rusty Venture won & decided to wear on his night out to the titty bar in 'Mid-Life Chrysalis'. First place prize for the VB Trivia Contest @ Dragon*Con 2025. More info in ALT.
September 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sunday Motivationals! The 1970-something Science Medal Rusty Venture won & decided to wear on his night out to the titty bar in 'Mid-Life Chrysalis'. First place prize for the VB Trivia Contest @ Dragon*Con 2025. More info in ALT.
Reposted by katt_goddess
When your mom shows up to your ego-rally & feels they have to show support...
September 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When your mom shows up to your ego-rally & feels they have to show support...
Packing for a trip, basically wearing the same costume for 3 days straight, not a very involved costume either...
'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'
'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Packing for a trip, basically wearing the same costume for 3 days straight, not a very involved costume either...
'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'
'Where's my two-wheeler dolly to haul this enormous suitcase to the airport?'