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katt_goddess

@kattgoddess.bsky.social

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In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor. Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tabby/cali/Heinz 57 trash goblin and 1 ancient 'keet. Sarcasm is never optional.

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katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22h

Not going to lie, for 5 seconds, I thought that was one of my brothers.

Then the Russian swearing kicked in on a cloud of vodka.

Pretty sure my brother is still attached to Old Milwaukee's Worst.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22h

I'm not taking medical advice from someone who thinks Robitussin is a beverage.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22h

Doesn't this lunk get $ from people for doing nothing himself?

Maybe his sponsors should find someone else to be the face of their products. Once those steroids start wearing off, he can go cosplay on a corner as Snorlax for nickels & learn what the real costs of food are.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 22h

That frickin' rug...

Image of a riding truck toy on its side with the front wheels off and scattered, a tabby cat lying passed out on its back beside it. Caption reads 'Please take a moment to talk to your cat about catnip'

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 23h

He could barely walk up the busted escalator at the UN.

The only running he has left is running his mouth & running out of time.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 23h

I have a kitten that thinks dehydrated turds are toys.

And I feel very confident in saying that she's still smarter than Princess Tinyhands.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

Good luck w/that.

My phone is a potato.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

Bullet-proofing w/additional reinforcing so he doesn't look like the bloated yet shriveling corpse he actually is. The shoulders are too high, probably b/c his dementia will cause him to think he's being touched if he can't move his arms around freely & panic.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

Considering Leonard Nimoy did have quite a sense of humor, I'm rather surprised he never did appear on Hee-Haw as a hillbilly of some sort just for the entertainment of it all.

But I'm guessing no one asked him.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

Pet foods & litters are needed along w/people foods.

Also, keep an eye out for big sales on bath/bodywork items & holiday clearances on blankets for abuse crisis shelters.

Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue @crits4cats.bsky.social · 2d

In addition to money donations to food banks & food aid for people, please also consider donating money or food & litter to pet food pantries. Many people who rely on SNAP to feed themselves will now need to redirect $ to buy groceries that they would have spent on pet food before.

Reuters @reuters.com · 2d

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

I guess the holes in his tiny brain have reached the point of no return since he was in the WH in 2020 & it was his loyalists running all the things leading up to the November election.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

According to ND 'rep', she's been extra busy working & has a list of photo ops & companies she's made a phone call to to prove it. 🙄She's also claiming that she requested her pay be withheld until things are over but a] I doubt it & b] never says she wouldn't get all the money in a lump sum after.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 1d

He's what happens when a Kevin Sorbo takes up comedy instead of religion after an anvil falls on his head.

Twice.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 2d

He's required to sit on it for at least an hour every day as a form of toilet training.

So far, it's been 79 years & he still hasn't figured it out yet.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 2d

The moment she could afford a pot to piss in, she turned into a giant ass.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 2d

Sadly, he is NOT honorable. He hasn't had a real people job ever, no longer knows the costs of groceries [if he ever did], & has completely sold what little character he might have had to 'work' for a multiple felonies/grifter/sex pest/ unrepentant pedophile. The goal: force park fails, sell them.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact: the use of chalk to contain & compel evil spirits has been a thing since the discovery of chalk.

Colored chalk - a more recent addition - is apparently super effective against homophobic ghouls & other soulless boogen bobbleheads.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

Technically Lander couldn't either.

He just highlighted & copypasta'd it in to look cool.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

Kitties are family too.

One day I hope to be able to declare her as a legal dependent on my taxes for the extra returns. She requires toys for 'homeschooling' after all...

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

According to ND's rep Feloncheck, Mike Johnson not working & the continuous recess is the fault of Dems.

I have an e-mail about how very busy she's been while everything burns saying exactly that.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

They will fly very fast but not quite straight for a little while & then crash really hard, probably on someone's couch.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

Pebble Breach.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 3d

Bullshit Ballroom.

The smell is going to be unbelievable after he's finished marking his territory.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 4d

That's the same face I make when a bit of food slime touches my finger while feeding the kitten.

katt_goddess @kattgoddess.bsky.social · 4d

Something that should be remarked upon - unless something was changed, the state of Alaska [taxpayers] will be held accountable for building & MAINTAINING all the roads into those areas that will be used exclusively by the for-profit oil companies. They pay for nothing, keep all the profits.

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