Katie
@katesofheaven.bsky.social
she/her - "an enormous, undifferentiated object" - puget sound interloper and stranger that came down from rocky top - long time hater, first time lover - 🍊🔱
brojob.jpeg is working it today
shout-out to the time Kayshon Boutte corrected me with his burner when I posted the brojob greentext after the rumor that he had an orgy with his coaches came out
[Patriots] 39-yd TD pass from Drake Maye to Kayshon Boutte! twitter.com/Patriots/sta...
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
brojob.jpeg is working it today
yeah
vrabel just straight up running the pats-rams super bowl strat and daring the qb to beat them while blitzing him to death
January 18, 2026 at 9:04 PM
yeah
vrabel just straight up running the pats-rams super bowl strat and daring the qb to beat them while blitzing him to death
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
vrabel just straight up running the pats-rams super bowl strat and daring the qb to beat them while blitzing him to death
pats home game with a commercial for the wwe ppv in saudi arabia, we're chudmaxxing today
January 18, 2026 at 8:19 PM
pats home game with a commercial for the wwe ppv in saudi arabia, we're chudmaxxing today
Reposted by Katie
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
we are truly in our Bad Sentence To Read Era
so uh
as someone who hasn't bought rabbit ears in a bit
why do they look phallic now?
as someone who hasn't bought rabbit ears in a bit
why do they look phallic now?
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
so uh
as someone who hasn't bought rabbit ears in a bit
why do they look phallic now?
as someone who hasn't bought rabbit ears in a bit
why do they look phallic now?
everyone who cord cuts thinks it's perfect until a sporting event comes on and they have to either do an HDMI hookup to the TV or thug it out on the laptop
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
everyone who cord cuts thinks it's perfect until a sporting event comes on and they have to either do an HDMI hookup to the TV or thug it out on the laptop
her "news" department is just people asking "well, what if the dopey story I just made up with my friend Peter Thiel is correct? checkmate libs!"
doesn't help she hired a guy for her flagship news program who makes Tom Brokaw look like he has the charisma of Randy Savage in comparison
doesn't help she hired a guy for her flagship news program who makes Tom Brokaw look like he has the charisma of Randy Savage in comparison
Sources: Bari Weiss has privately been deeply frustrated by the negative reaction to her CBS tenure and has blamed subordinates for not stanching the criticism (New York Times)
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January 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
her "news" department is just people asking "well, what if the dopey story I just made up with my friend Peter Thiel is correct? checkmate libs!"
doesn't help she hired a guy for her flagship news program who makes Tom Brokaw look like he has the charisma of Randy Savage in comparison
doesn't help she hired a guy for her flagship news program who makes Tom Brokaw look like he has the charisma of Randy Savage in comparison
"katie, how's it been since your gf left" oh you know, i've gone through a whole box of mozzarella sticks in 48 hours
January 13, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"katie, how's it been since your gf left" oh you know, i've gone through a whole box of mozzarella sticks in 48 hours
rooting for the vols is kind of like watching a superhero movie where the credits roll in the middle of act two after the bad guys have destroyed everything that stood in their way
Lane Kiffin finally has his QB for 2026.
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
Arizona State transfer Sam Leavitt, the top uncommitted QB in the transfer portal, is expected to sign with LSU, a source confirmed to @brucefeldmancfb.bsky.social
Story at @theathletic.com: nyti.ms/4sTLcov
January 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
rooting for the vols is kind of like watching a superhero movie where the credits roll in the middle of act two after the bad guys have destroyed everything that stood in their way
hot take: this is extremely unprofessional and really stupid. you can be fun without contributing to moron culture.
The late-night SportsCenter following the Fiesta Bowl began with Nicole Briscoe taking a shot at Notre Dame.
"Uh hello, Notre Dame, hello, are you there? No, they're not. But Miami still is and they're going to the title game. Is that too soon?"
"Uh hello, Notre Dame, hello, are you there? No, they're not. But Miami still is and they're going to the title game. Is that too soon?"
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
hot take: this is extremely unprofessional and really stupid. you can be fun without contributing to moron culture.
you probably could've gotten away with this if you made one piece of this design not a walking r/traaaaaaa fever dream from 2016
Featherweight, a new trans character for the DC Comics Universe, revealed as the grand daughter of Ra's Al Ghul #lgbtq
Featherweight, a new trans character for the DC Comics Universe, revealed as the grand daughter of Ra's Al Ghul #lgbtq
Featherweight, a new trans character for the DC Comics Universe, revealed as the grand daughter of Ra's Al Ghul
dlvr.it
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
you probably could've gotten away with this if you made one piece of this design not a walking r/traaaaaaa fever dream from 2016
i say this very nicely: he seems like a likeable enough man and has been through tons of psychotic abuse, but it's also very clear he is far too mentally beaten down to be anywhere near where the city, state, and country need him to be at this point
Walz: "We have learned that the Trump administration has now denied the state that ability to participate in the investigation. I want to make this as clear as possible: Minnesota must be part of this investigation ... it feels very very difficult that we will get a fair outcome."
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
i say this very nicely: he seems like a likeable enough man and has been through tons of psychotic abuse, but it's also very clear he is far too mentally beaten down to be anywhere near where the city, state, and country need him to be at this point
got the "didn't let the cork on the $10 moscato fly off into space" award, kissed a girl, did good
happy new year
happy new year
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 PM
got the "didn't let the cork on the $10 moscato fly off into space" award, kissed a girl, did good
happy new year
happy new year
they got them in the piledriver these days on tigerdroppings
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
they got them in the piledriver these days on tigerdroppings
yeah I ain't gonna lie moving from Tennessee to Washington state felt a lot (but not exactly) like this.
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
yeah I ain't gonna lie moving from Tennessee to Washington state felt a lot (but not exactly) like this.
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
people told me how icy everyone is in WA and there's definitely distance, but it is at least more genuine than everyone acting like a door-to-door salesman for something
re: Lane Kiffin
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
re: Lane Kiffin
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
in the immortal words of Project Pat was right: don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
we gotta lead the country in games where someone who played for the opponent is on the commentary team and cannot hide bias
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
we gotta lead the country in games where someone who played for the opponent is on the commentary team and cannot hide bias
you gotta put Tim Banks a plane ticket to wherever he wants to go tonight and tell him don't come back
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
you gotta put Tim Banks a plane ticket to wherever he wants to go tonight and tell him don't come back
someone's gotta put that little fuck in the dirt and keep him there
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
someone's gotta put that little fuck in the dirt and keep him there
conservatives are pioneering a grammar I like to call Grandpa Standard English
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
conservatives are pioneering a grammar I like to call Grandpa Standard English
does anyone on this show actually know LSU and Ole Miss hate each other or are we just fully into brandslop now (I already know the answer)
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
does anyone on this show actually know LSU and Ole Miss hate each other or are we just fully into brandslop now (I already know the answer)
you have to admit it was extremely impressive for mark carney to be both canadian prime minister and also get five wins out of *that* kent state team
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
you have to admit it was extremely impressive for mark carney to be both canadian prime minister and also get five wins out of *that* kent state team
if we lose to vanderbilt i am self-immolating on the spot
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
if we lose to vanderbilt i am self-immolating on the spot
can arch stop making things 42 million percent harder on himself than he would if he just threw when the throw was supposed to be thrown
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
can arch stop making things 42 million percent harder on himself than he would if he just threw when the throw was supposed to be thrown