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i need to be more unhinged with my drum machine programming
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i need to be more unhinged with my drum machine programming
i used up all my executive function for the day already and now theres none left to do laundry 🙂↕️
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i used up all my executive function for the day already and now theres none left to do laundry 🙂↕️
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Somehow found myself on the Simple English Wikipedia entry for Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto, and more program notes should be like this tbh
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Somehow found myself on the Simple English Wikipedia entry for Tchaikovsky's first piano concerto, and more program notes should be like this tbh
i love looking at my 6-months-on-e pics because depending on the angle it’s either gorgeous genderfuck dyke or lesbian aunt in her late 50s with zero in-between
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i love looking at my 6-months-on-e pics because depending on the angle it’s either gorgeous genderfuck dyke or lesbian aunt in her late 50s with zero in-between
i swear the humans who worked on this codebase before me were possessed—possessed!—by the idea that the more levels of indirection you used, the smarter you were.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i swear the humans who worked on this codebase before me were possessed—possessed!—by the idea that the more levels of indirection you used, the smarter you were.
pupdate ii: the landlord put the wrong number down for the rent on the lease lol
PUPDATE: I’M GONNA MOVE!!!!
I’m supposed to hear back about my lease application today I am so goddamn nervous
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
pupdate ii: the landlord put the wrong number down for the rent on the lease lol
coffee,,,,,,,,,,, U~_~U
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
coffee,,,,,,,,,,, U~_~U
I’d be significantly less crotchety about the on-call component of my job if I didn’t routinely get woken up by automated alarms with boneheaded configurations lol
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I’d be significantly less crotchety about the on-call component of my job if I didn’t routinely get woken up by automated alarms with boneheaded configurations lol
there are few things I wouldn’t do for a bag of shredded cheese and a promise not to judge me for the following half hour after you give it to me
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
there are few things I wouldn’t do for a bag of shredded cheese and a promise not to judge me for the following half hour after you give it to me
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if you wanna be a dog you can just be a dog
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
if you wanna be a dog you can just be a dog
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I am going to fall asleep sitting up at my desk. I am so tired oh my dog
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I am going to fall asleep sitting up at my desk. I am so tired oh my dog
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
lmao got it/its’d by a coworker in a meeting
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
lmao got it/its’d by a coworker in a meeting
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At first sight, you would not think it so strong as it really is.
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 AM
At first sight, you would not think it so strong as it really is.
wearing a high femme goth look to rehearsal exclusively because i want these gay boys to know I’m better than them
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
wearing a high femme goth look to rehearsal exclusively because i want these gay boys to know I’m better than them
PUPDATE: I’M GONNA MOVE!!!!
I’m supposed to hear back about my lease application today I am so goddamn nervous
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
PUPDATE: I’M GONNA MOVE!!!!
i have been killed by geese. i am now dead thank u
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i have been killed by geese. i am now dead thank u
lease application <<< leash application
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lease application <<< leash application
I’m supposed to hear back about my lease application today I am so goddamn nervous
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m supposed to hear back about my lease application today I am so goddamn nervous
trans women!!!!!
trans women
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
trans women!!!!!
why do leasing agents always want to show me the building’s “business center”? has anyone—ever!—wanted to use their apartment complex’s business center?
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
why do leasing agents always want to show me the building’s “business center”? has anyone—ever!—wanted to use their apartment complex’s business center?