Kashishimoto Howard
@kashishimotoh1.bsky.social
I never saw the appeal in Twitter, I'm just a guy who be thinking about shit.
How da fuq do you have the fortitude to flat out ask if I wanted my change back?!?
You have brass balls the size of Wisconsin.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#gimmiemydamnedchange
#didyoujustaskforatip
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
You have brass balls the size of Wisconsin.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#gimmiemydamnedchange
#didyoujustaskforatip
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
How da fuq do you have the fortitude to flat out ask if I wanted my change back?!?
You have brass balls the size of Wisconsin.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#gimmiemydamnedchange
#didyoujustaskforatip
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
You have brass balls the size of Wisconsin.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#gimmiemydamnedchange
#didyoujustaskforatip
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but the trend is slowly returning, unfortunately.
The older I get, the less I'm afraid of catching an assault charge.
#shitibethinkingabout
#trymeifyouwant
#racistjokes
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
The older I get, the less I'm afraid of catching an assault charge.
#shitibethinkingabout
#trymeifyouwant
#racistjokes
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but the trend is slowly returning, unfortunately.
The older I get, the less I'm afraid of catching an assault charge.
#shitibethinkingabout
#trymeifyouwant
#racistjokes
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
The older I get, the less I'm afraid of catching an assault charge.
#shitibethinkingabout
#trymeifyouwant
#racistjokes
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
I said all that to say one thing....
#shitibethinkingabout
#whatisatariff
#humor
#ayearlater
#werecooked
#shitibethinkingabout
#whatisatariff
#humor
#ayearlater
#werecooked
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I said all that to say one thing....
#shitibethinkingabout
#whatisatariff
#humor
#ayearlater
#werecooked
#shitibethinkingabout
#whatisatariff
#humor
#ayearlater
#werecooked
I know it was difficult to navigate through the chorus of boos, but he was actually just reciting the swearing in used at military processing stations. He is definitely still a moronic piece of shit, but he did get this one right.
#shitibethinkingabout
#fdj
#fucktrump
#hesstillamoron
#shitibethinkingabout
#fdj
#fucktrump
#hesstillamoron
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know it was difficult to navigate through the chorus of boos, but he was actually just reciting the swearing in used at military processing stations. He is definitely still a moronic piece of shit, but he did get this one right.
#shitibethinkingabout
#fdj
#fucktrump
#hesstillamoron
#shitibethinkingabout
#fdj
#fucktrump
#hesstillamoron
I'm a little bit ashamed of myself, because I was a DJ for 28 years, but it is a stunning realization of how little attention is being paid to song lyrics!
#shitibethinkingabout
#payattention
#lyricssaidwhat⁉️
#shitibethinkingabout
#payattention
#lyricssaidwhat⁉️
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm a little bit ashamed of myself, because I was a DJ for 28 years, but it is a stunning realization of how little attention is being paid to song lyrics!
#shitibethinkingabout
#payattention
#lyricssaidwhat⁉️
#shitibethinkingabout
#payattention
#lyricssaidwhat⁉️
I was actually waiting for this one to come around again. I kinda feel bad about that lost friendship, and that person doesn't even realize that I was the broken toy in the story.
#lostfriendships
#broken
#shitibethinkingabout
#movingon
#lostfriendships
#broken
#shitibethinkingabout
#movingon
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I was actually waiting for this one to come around again. I kinda feel bad about that lost friendship, and that person doesn't even realize that I was the broken toy in the story.
#lostfriendships
#broken
#shitibethinkingabout
#movingon
#lostfriendships
#broken
#shitibethinkingabout
#movingon
That one time I won the costume contest and sang "Chocolate Salty Balls" at karaoke 🎤 ✊🏾👍🏾🏆
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
That one time I won the costume contest and sang "Chocolate Salty Balls" at karaoke 🎤 ✊🏾👍🏾🏆
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights
I really hope this is a joke, but judging from how some of my coworkers stink, it probably tracks as a real thing. Although, I don't think the reason the guys don't bathe has anything to do with fear of being gay.
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I really hope this is a joke, but judging from how some of my coworkers stink, it probably tracks as a real thing. Although, I don't think the reason the guys don't bathe has anything to do with fear of being gay.
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul
I'm so happy this popped up on this day! It is a very helpful reminder.
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm so happy this popped up on this day! It is a very helpful reminder.
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive
My nephew was pretty quick with his response 😁 Not bad for a 5 year old.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My nephew was pretty quick with his response 😁 Not bad for a 5 year old.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny
In another confession of bad choices, I never really had an interest in a smartwatch, and yet I got one like an idiot. Now that it's paid for (The free watch with a contract) I can drop it from my plan.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
In another confession of bad choices, I never really had an interest in a smartwatch, and yet I got one like an idiot. Now that it's paid for (The free watch with a contract) I can drop it from my plan.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese
I'm happy this one popped up, I like reminding myself that some friends you just have to let them handle their own shit.
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip
October 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm happy this one popped up, I like reminding myself that some friends you just have to let them handle their own shit.
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip
It's pretty wild that these three are always looking in this direction. It makes me happy to see them.
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's pretty wild that these three are always looking in this direction. It makes me happy to see them.
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats
Unfortunately, a year later, and I'm still trying, in fact, things are a little worse! Keep fighting 💪🏾✊🏾✊🏾#shitibethinkingabout #justanotherstoryaboutnothing #keepyourheadup #imrootingforus
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Unfortunately, a year later, and I'm still trying, in fact, things are a little worse! Keep fighting 💪🏾✊🏾✊🏾#shitibethinkingabout #justanotherstoryaboutnothing #keepyourheadup #imrootingforus
Two years to the day! My coworker came up to me and said it again.
Dude, nothing has changed.
Take a hint and realize I'm not listening to you.
#shitibethinkingabout #thinkofsomethingelse #fyp
#onthisday
Dude, nothing has changed.
Take a hint and realize I'm not listening to you.
#shitibethinkingabout #thinkofsomethingelse #fyp
#onthisday
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Two years to the day! My coworker came up to me and said it again.
Dude, nothing has changed.
Take a hint and realize I'm not listening to you.
#shitibethinkingabout #thinkofsomethingelse #fyp
#onthisday
Dude, nothing has changed.
Take a hint and realize I'm not listening to you.
#shitibethinkingabout #thinkofsomethingelse #fyp
#onthisday
I would much rather he caught a two piece, so he could remember the experience, but oh well. Either way, he's a martyr, and the actions of one person sparks an already unstable powder keg. Good luck to this country, we're gonna be in turmoil over one horrible person.
#charliekirk
#goodriddance
#charliekirk
#goodriddance
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I would much rather he caught a two piece, so he could remember the experience, but oh well. Either way, he's a martyr, and the actions of one person sparks an already unstable powder keg. Good luck to this country, we're gonna be in turmoil over one horrible person.
#charliekirk
#goodriddance
#charliekirk
#goodriddance
I don't believe I should have to clean up trash that isn't mine, by the way, I sweep trash to the other house when they let their shit lay out as well.
#badneighbours
#fuckthattreetoo
#10thlevelpetty
#notmytrash
#badneighbours
#fuckthattreetoo
#10thlevelpetty
#notmytrash
September 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I don't believe I should have to clean up trash that isn't mine, by the way, I sweep trash to the other house when they let their shit lay out as well.
#badneighbours
#fuckthattreetoo
#10thlevelpetty
#notmytrash
#badneighbours
#fuckthattreetoo
#10thlevelpetty
#notmytrash
I have a lot of shit to work out, and don't have time for a therapist.
Many of these stories are a combination of observation and experience.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#thatcutethingyouusedtodo
#relationships
#everythingends
Many of these stories are a combination of observation and experience.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#thatcutethingyouusedtodo
#relationships
#everythingends
September 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I have a lot of shit to work out, and don't have time for a therapist.
Many of these stories are a combination of observation and experience.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#thatcutethingyouusedtodo
#relationships
#everythingends
Many of these stories are a combination of observation and experience.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#thatcutethingyouusedtodo
#relationships
#everythingends
The day I was afraid would come, has arrived a lot sooner than I was prepared for. I knew he wasn't doing well, but I thought he would be around for a bit longer.
He was my friend 😢
#shitibethinkingabout
#dyingwithdignity
#notjustacatfamily
He was my friend 😢
#shitibethinkingabout
#dyingwithdignity
#notjustacatfamily
September 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The day I was afraid would come, has arrived a lot sooner than I was prepared for. I knew he wasn't doing well, but I thought he would be around for a bit longer.
He was my friend 😢
#shitibethinkingabout
#dyingwithdignity
#notjustacatfamily
He was my friend 😢
#shitibethinkingabout
#dyingwithdignity
#notjustacatfamily
Watch these movies 😁
Live the kind of life where people won't look to celebrate when you make the journey!
#shitibethinkingabout
#whichoneshouldidrink
#fdjt
#fuckjohnfetterman
Live the kind of life where people won't look to celebrate when you make the journey!
#shitibethinkingabout
#whichoneshouldidrink
#fdjt
#fuckjohnfetterman
September 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Watch these movies 😁
Live the kind of life where people won't look to celebrate when you make the journey!
#shitibethinkingabout
#whichoneshouldidrink
#fdjt
#fuckjohnfetterman
Live the kind of life where people won't look to celebrate when you make the journey!
#shitibethinkingabout
#whichoneshouldidrink
#fdjt
#fuckjohnfetterman
August 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I'll have to admit, I may have sent the 🍆 once or twice, but it never really sat right with me. I don't get it, but I'm also over 50.
By comparison, the 🥕🍌or 🥒 would all have been better options 🤔🤷🏾♂️
#shitibethinkingabout
#imconfused
#phallicsymbols
#butytho
By comparison, the 🥕🍌or 🥒 would all have been better options 🤔🤷🏾♂️
#shitibethinkingabout
#imconfused
#phallicsymbols
#butytho
August 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I'll have to admit, I may have sent the 🍆 once or twice, but it never really sat right with me. I don't get it, but I'm also over 50.
By comparison, the 🥕🍌or 🥒 would all have been better options 🤔🤷🏾♂️
#shitibethinkingabout
#imconfused
#phallicsymbols
#butytho
By comparison, the 🥕🍌or 🥒 would all have been better options 🤔🤷🏾♂️
#shitibethinkingabout
#imconfused
#phallicsymbols
#butytho
Does AI really have the ability for learning personality analysis, or is it just copying what information it collects?
#shitibethinkingabout
#virgoseason
#astrologyisnonsense
#fuckjohnfetterman
#shitibethinkingabout
#virgoseason
#astrologyisnonsense
#fuckjohnfetterman
August 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Does AI really have the ability for learning personality analysis, or is it just copying what information it collects?
#shitibethinkingabout
#virgoseason
#astrologyisnonsense
#fuckjohnfetterman
#shitibethinkingabout
#virgoseason
#astrologyisnonsense
#fuckjohnfetterman
How many takes to do a video depends on how much information I want to share, and whether or not it's scripted. Once in a great while, I hit the mark on the first try.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#shitibethinkingabout
#howmanytakes❔️
#fuckjohnfetterman
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#shitibethinkingabout
#howmanytakes❔️
#fuckjohnfetterman
August 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How many takes to do a video depends on how much information I want to share, and whether or not it's scripted. Once in a great while, I hit the mark on the first try.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#shitibethinkingabout
#howmanytakes❔️
#fuckjohnfetterman
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#shitibethinkingabout
#howmanytakes❔️
#fuckjohnfetterman