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Kashishimoto Howard
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I never saw the appeal in Twitter, I'm just a guy who be thinking about shit.
How da fuq do you have the fortitude to flat out ask if I wanted my change back?!?
You have brass balls the size of Wisconsin.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#gimmiemydamnedchange
#didyoujustaskforatip
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It doesn't happen as much as it used to, but the trend is slowly returning, unfortunately.
The older I get, the less I'm afraid of catching an assault charge.
#shitibethinkingabout
#trymeifyouwant
#racistjokes
#fuqouttaherewiththatbullshit
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sorry, I forgot the Air Force 😬
I had so much to address, but time crunch and all that....
#veteransday
#rememberyouroaths
#helpthoseinneed
#fatguyinakilt
Veterans Day 2025, Another version of my annual message.
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November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I despise tipping culture, I participate out of guilt. It's not like I think most people aren't doing a good job, not everyone in the working force is entitled to a tip just because they showed up to work.
#shitibethinkingabout
#tippingculture
#paylivingwages
#gettigoutofhand
#guilttrip
Tipping culture is out of hand!
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November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I know it was difficult to navigate through the chorus of boos, but he was actually just reciting the swearing in used at military processing stations. He is definitely still a moronic piece of shit, but he did get this one right.
#shitibethinkingabout
#fdj
#fucktrump
#hesstillamoron
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I'm a little bit ashamed of myself, because I was a DJ for 28 years, but it is a stunning realization of how little attention is being paid to song lyrics!
#shitibethinkingabout
#payattention
#lyricssaidwhat⁉️
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I was actually waiting for this one to come around again. I kinda feel bad about that lost friendship, and that person doesn't even realize that I was the broken toy in the story.
#lostfriendships
#broken
#shitibethinkingabout
#movingon
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Please keep the children safe from demonic indoctrination!!
DO NOT CELEBRATE THIS DAY!!
#Halloween
#keepthemsafe
#Bible
#angelshelpus
#satire
DON'T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN!!
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October 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
That one time I won the costume contest and sang "Chocolate Salty Balls" at karaoke 🎤 ✊🏾👍🏾🏆
#Halloween #southpark #chef #karaokenights
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I really hope this is a joke, but judging from how some of my coworkers stink, it probably tracks as a real thing. Although, I don't think the reason the guys don't bathe has anything to do with fear of being gay.
#shitibethinkingabout
#washyoass
#youstink
#foul
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I forgot to mention after I politely refused to sing a request for her, she said that it was alright and whatever I sing is fine.
Uhhhhh.... Thanks for your permission? How about you address that snot issue?
#shitibethinkingabout
#backdafucup
#spaceinvader
#karaokenights
People are disgusting.
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October 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm so happy this popped up on this day! It is a very helpful reminder.
#shitibethinkingabout
#peaceofmind
#dontlendgive
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My nephew was pretty quick with his response 😁 Not bad for a 5 year old.
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#kidssaythedarndestthings
#funny
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This was harder than I thought. My cousin didn't want a memorial of any kind. It's selfish of me, but sometimes sharing is healing.
She would love that I did this. Especially without cussing 😁
#shitibethinkingabout
#losingfamily
#farewelltomycousin
#thepainofmourning
#ididncuss
Mourning my cousin..... A tribute from my perspective.
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October 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
In another confession of bad choices, I never really had an interest in a smartwatch, and yet I got one like an idiot. Now that it's paid for (The free watch with a contract) I can drop it from my plan.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#smartwatches
#dowereallyneedthese
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'm happy this one popped up, I like reminding myself that some friends you just have to let them handle their own shit.
#shitibethinkingabout #onthisday
#choosewisely
#friendsareatrip
October 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's pretty wild that these three are always looking in this direction. It makes me happy to see them.
#somebodyswatchingme
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#blackcats
#iloveblackcats
October 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The people I love and respect most seem to misunderstand me more than I thought. They are very supportive, but presume the incorrect things about me from the outside looking in.
That's why I'm so distant.
#shitibethinkingabout
#justanotherstoryaboutnothing
#10thlevelpetty
#misunderstood
I'm just misunderstood.
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September 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Does anyone even read captions?!?
I believe that there are a lot of people out in this vast social media universe who have relevant things to say, and their follower count shouldn't be a factor (Enter size doesn't matter joke here)
#shitibethinkingabout
#sizedontmatter
#morefollowers
#fyp
Does follower size really matter?
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September 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Unfortunately, a year later, and I'm still trying, in fact, things are a little worse! Keep fighting 💪🏾✊🏾✊🏾#shitibethinkingabout #justanotherstoryaboutnothing #keepyourheadup #imrootingforus
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Two years to the day! My coworker came up to me and said it again.
Dude, nothing has changed.
Take a hint and realize I'm not listening to you.
#shitibethinkingabout #thinkofsomethingelse #fyp
#onthisday
September 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I may be a nobody, but at least I'm making a point, even if it is in the void. It's not always about ethnic background of the personality, but more so the media with which they are associated.
#shitibethinkingabout
#fuckdonaldtrump
#disneyplusiscooked
#usaisnotgreat
Compare apples to apples Goodbye Disney +
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September 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
All I wanted to do was celebrate my birthday, but this country has me in a haze of negativity. I should probably unplug for a while.
#shitibethinkingabout
#hewasamonster
#fck
#usaisnotgreat
I just wanted to celebrate my birthday, but the U.S. timeline happened.
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September 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM