Antifa Co., Inc.
@karpovsmachine.bsky.social
I am the domestic terror organization that burned the entire city of Seattle to the ground. And I'll do it again. You found me, but you can't stop me.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
Ask me why ACAB. Go ahead and ask. I can prove it.
It's really weird that we do this whole rodent divination thing every February and I hope we never stop. I hope that in a thousand years, humans still inhabit what is we today call Pennsylvania, and they still harass a woodchuck every winter for a single weather forecast.
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
It's really weird that we do this whole rodent divination thing every February and I hope we never stop. I hope that in a thousand years, humans still inhabit what is we today call Pennsylvania, and they still harass a woodchuck every winter for a single weather forecast.
I think it's pretty clear that ICE agents are intended to supplement their income via plunder, and that absolutely nothing will be done when they start straight up robbing people.
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I think it's pretty clear that ICE agents are intended to supplement their income via plunder, and that absolutely nothing will be done when they start straight up robbing people.
Sing it, child
Little Shop of Horrors Skid Row
YouTube video by jlly16
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sing it, child
Fun fact:
Franz Schubert (1797-1828) invented the pop album.
Franz Schubert (1797-1828) invented the pop album.
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Fun fact:
Franz Schubert (1797-1828) invented the pop album.
Franz Schubert (1797-1828) invented the pop album.
Here's the thing, folks. If you want to steal people's art, just steal people's art. It's REALLY EASY to steal people's art from the internet. Folks have been doing it for decades. No need to have a bot steal a thousand cartoon foxes for you when you could just use MS Paint to steal one yourself.
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Here's the thing, folks. If you want to steal people's art, just steal people's art. It's REALLY EASY to steal people's art from the internet. Folks have been doing it for decades. No need to have a bot steal a thousand cartoon foxes for you when you could just use MS Paint to steal one yourself.
Just a reminder that any time you vote for an Evangelical Christian, you're voting for someone who WANTS A GLOBAL WAR TO HAPPEN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW JESUS COMES BACK.
Stop it.
Stop it.
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Just a reminder that any time you vote for an Evangelical Christian, you're voting for someone who WANTS A GLOBAL WAR TO HAPPEN BECAUSE THAT'S HOW JESUS COMES BACK.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Everybody wants to live
How they wanna live
And everybody wants to love
How they wanna love
And everybody wants to be
Closer to free
How they wanna live
And everybody wants to love
How they wanna love
And everybody wants to be
Closer to free
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Everybody wants to live
How they wanna live
And everybody wants to love
How they wanna love
And everybody wants to be
Closer to free
How they wanna live
And everybody wants to love
How they wanna love
And everybody wants to be
Closer to free
Why yes, I do have six smoke detectors, two fire extinguishers, and a fire blanket in the house. Because I take fire safety seriously.
January 30, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Why yes, I do have six smoke detectors, two fire extinguishers, and a fire blanket in the house. Because I take fire safety seriously.
You see all this?
*gestures broadly at entire internet*
Our brains were not meant for this. They don't know how to handle it. They're not evolved to work this way. It's making us crazy and stupid. But it's also REALLY fucking useful, so I'm not sure what's to be done about it.
*gestures broadly at entire internet*
Our brains were not meant for this. They don't know how to handle it. They're not evolved to work this way. It's making us crazy and stupid. But it's also REALLY fucking useful, so I'm not sure what's to be done about it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:40 PM
You see all this?
*gestures broadly at entire internet*
Our brains were not meant for this. They don't know how to handle it. They're not evolved to work this way. It's making us crazy and stupid. But it's also REALLY fucking useful, so I'm not sure what's to be done about it.
*gestures broadly at entire internet*
Our brains were not meant for this. They don't know how to handle it. They're not evolved to work this way. It's making us crazy and stupid. But it's also REALLY fucking useful, so I'm not sure what's to be done about it.
I see you down there, Copilot. You can get right the fuck off my computer.
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I see you down there, Copilot. You can get right the fuck off my computer.
So long as they have qualified immunity and so long as prosecutors regard law enforcement as allies, none of this will matter. None of it. Cops don't give a shit about the law because they are not beholden to it. It's not just ICE. It's all cops.
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
So long as they have qualified immunity and so long as prosecutors regard law enforcement as allies, none of this will matter. None of it. Cops don't give a shit about the law because they are not beholden to it. It's not just ICE. It's all cops.
Idea:
OnlyFeds
A dating app for feds and people who want to date feds.
And if there should happen to be an "accidental" data breach . . . well, these things happen.
Someone more tech savvy than me, get on that.
OnlyFeds
A dating app for feds and people who want to date feds.
And if there should happen to be an "accidental" data breach . . . well, these things happen.
Someone more tech savvy than me, get on that.
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Idea:
OnlyFeds
A dating app for feds and people who want to date feds.
And if there should happen to be an "accidental" data breach . . . well, these things happen.
Someone more tech savvy than me, get on that.
OnlyFeds
A dating app for feds and people who want to date feds.
And if there should happen to be an "accidental" data breach . . . well, these things happen.
Someone more tech savvy than me, get on that.
I'm just saying that when contacted by debt collectors, saying "Jesus paid it all," probably won't help, but it won't hurt, either. It's worth a shot.
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'm just saying that when contacted by debt collectors, saying "Jesus paid it all," probably won't help, but it won't hurt, either. It's worth a shot.
Hey, Bethesda,
Y'all better bring back Centaurs in Fallout 5. Bring back my beautiful, precious FEV babies. Preferably the two-headed, west coast ones, but the Fallout 3/New Vegas centaurs will do.
Y'all better bring back Centaurs in Fallout 5. Bring back my beautiful, precious FEV babies. Preferably the two-headed, west coast ones, but the Fallout 3/New Vegas centaurs will do.
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Hey, Bethesda,
Y'all better bring back Centaurs in Fallout 5. Bring back my beautiful, precious FEV babies. Preferably the two-headed, west coast ones, but the Fallout 3/New Vegas centaurs will do.
Y'all better bring back Centaurs in Fallout 5. Bring back my beautiful, precious FEV babies. Preferably the two-headed, west coast ones, but the Fallout 3/New Vegas centaurs will do.
Today I remembered the day when my uncle paid 9-year-old me $20 to teach him how to use a computer, and I told him to "click the left mouse button," and he didn't know what that meant because back then we PRESSED buttons rather than CLICKING them. Only us hackers used the word "click."
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Today I remembered the day when my uncle paid 9-year-old me $20 to teach him how to use a computer, and I told him to "click the left mouse button," and he didn't know what that meant because back then we PRESSED buttons rather than CLICKING them. Only us hackers used the word "click."
Jesus fucking Christ, I just watched the worst card counting scene I have ever seen in any media. It was a clip from Reacher. The player has two hands: one summing 10 and one summing 8. Double down, right? Of course you do.
January 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, I just watched the worst card counting scene I have ever seen in any media. It was a clip from Reacher. The player has two hands: one summing 10 and one summing 8. Double down, right? Of course you do.
Y'know, Ripley, you did just kill the alien queen's ENTIRE FAMILY - the least you could do is let her eat that one little girl you found who's not even yours.
January 25, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Y'know, Ripley, you did just kill the alien queen's ENTIRE FAMILY - the least you could do is let her eat that one little girl you found who's not even yours.
Superhero idea:
Spidered-Man
He's a man covered in spiders.
They do his bidding.
Spidered-Man
He's a man covered in spiders.
They do his bidding.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Superhero idea:
Spidered-Man
He's a man covered in spiders.
They do his bidding.
Spidered-Man
He's a man covered in spiders.
They do his bidding.
Fun fact:
The founders of Quaker Oats knew nothing about Quakers other than that they have a reputation for being honest and hard-working, and that's the reputation they wanted their product to have.
The founders of Quaker Oats knew nothing about Quakers other than that they have a reputation for being honest and hard-working, and that's the reputation they wanted their product to have.
January 24, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Fun fact:
The founders of Quaker Oats knew nothing about Quakers other than that they have a reputation for being honest and hard-working, and that's the reputation they wanted their product to have.
The founders of Quaker Oats knew nothing about Quakers other than that they have a reputation for being honest and hard-working, and that's the reputation they wanted their product to have.
My favorite misunderstood baby boy. You were too good for this world, HAL.
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
My favorite misunderstood baby boy. You were too good for this world, HAL.
Stayed up like a HALF HOUR late last night and now I feel a sick coming on because I am old and busted.
January 24, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Stayed up like a HALF HOUR late last night and now I feel a sick coming on because I am old and busted.
Y'know what? I like Mass Effect: Andromeda and am going to play it again.
January 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Y'know what? I like Mass Effect: Andromeda and am going to play it again.
Fun fact:
The alleged antioxidant properties of raspberries have never been demonstrated to actually have any effect on humans. Raspberries only seem to function as antioxidants in vitro, and not when the berries are consumed by other organisms.
The alleged antioxidant properties of raspberries have never been demonstrated to actually have any effect on humans. Raspberries only seem to function as antioxidants in vitro, and not when the berries are consumed by other organisms.
January 24, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Fun fact:
The alleged antioxidant properties of raspberries have never been demonstrated to actually have any effect on humans. Raspberries only seem to function as antioxidants in vitro, and not when the berries are consumed by other organisms.
The alleged antioxidant properties of raspberries have never been demonstrated to actually have any effect on humans. Raspberries only seem to function as antioxidants in vitro, and not when the berries are consumed by other organisms.
So there's a lot of young people out there who haven't seen Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon . . . and you need to. See it. It's an important moment in human history. Go watch Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. You can thank me later.
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So there's a lot of young people out there who haven't seen Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon . . . and you need to. See it. It's an important moment in human history. Go watch Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon. You can thank me later.
So . . . Victorian Era Londoners were just wrapping themselves in SEVERAL LAYERS of wool all year and round and NOT bathing or even changing their clothes daily, huh? I feel like maybe they made all the smog on purpose. As a citywide cologne.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
So . . . Victorian Era Londoners were just wrapping themselves in SEVERAL LAYERS of wool all year and round and NOT bathing or even changing their clothes daily, huh? I feel like maybe they made all the smog on purpose. As a citywide cologne.