“The keys to the city, and your lawyer, and your uber driver get an all expense paid trip to Jamaica”

I shouldn’t laugh… but the unconcerned face got a chuckle out of me

Kid me had a very specific type of work environment in mind

Also in my head these serious meetings would be with people who all wore grey suits (I obviously would not wear a suit in my imagination)

This thinking lead me down the path of figuring out what *IRL* people would think is cool.

So that’s like…1/10 marketing strategy.

This exact thought is happening right now in my head!

My current struggle is easy yogurt + granola. Or more desirable eggs toast ham.

Or really go for it and do both as part of a balanced breakfast.

And then what about the drinks?

Welcome! 🤗

(I don’t want to be here 😞)

I need the Dr. Cupcake lore

Vending machines outlasting floppy disks is an interesting thought

But Cider is so perfect for autumnnnnnn

To take me instead, at first he said no which i understood, but then i motioned that it was okay so he nodded and let the other person live and took me instead.

I feel good.

Couldn’t be me in there

Honestly probably wouldn’t be above it IRL - sometimes you just gotta live.