Just noticed the NFPA hazardous material signage. Thank goodness nothing tragic but also darkly funny happened.

And then there's my governor.

And actually was an excellent salesperson, which was a big part of what he ‘managed,’ so he could capably step up if need be.

I’d compare her to Ken Marino’s “constantly failing upwards” guy taking over Andre Braugher’s command on Brooklyn 99.

Don’t you need a dependable supply of water for a typical fission reactor?

Oh god, we’re gonna blow up the damn moon.

"From each according to their abilities, to each according to whatever doesn't make people expect 'aid' from 'society.'"

I genuinely appreciate their efforts to bring their friend home, but I also grow tired of the “I don’t think about it unless it affects me or someone I love” mindset. Real people are affected and scared, including their friend.

If she had anything to do with the commissioning of his Boss Baby portrait, I’d bet even odds the firing is entirely related to that.

Definitely going to listen but can you spoil whether you discuss your attempt at a frame-for-frame comic book adaptation as a kid? And I believe this involved a pudding overindulgence that turned your BMs blue?

Bart Simpson used that same line in the Kamp Krusty episode.

Unfortunately, if they clarified “well, obviously we’re referring to needless suffering leading to death” she’d probably respond “Buddha says life is suffering, sooooo…” *smile*

Best part is when she cracks a smile like she just zinged ‘em.

He’s so giddy at the flex of defying the Supreme Court that I don’t think he’s really processed that the public excuse for that defiance is that Trump is impotent. He would find it intolerable if that were taken seriously, rather than treated as the obvious lie it is.

“Run, Luke, run! I’m not dead, I just teleported safely to the Millennium Falcon… naked.”

You’ll spit on it to make things more comfortable for me.

I’ll spit on it to make things more comfortable for you.

Need at least one out of five fake outs where you get a tad too rowdy and accidentally drink just a *little* bleach.