karli (she/her)
@karli.bsky.social
hot yoga. pottery. books. ex workaholic. advocate for rest. frenemies with a black cat named blair.
my boss: you’re exceeding expectations. i see a bright future for you here.
me: am i fucking up, though????
me: am i fucking up, though????
April 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
my boss: you’re exceeding expectations. i see a bright future for you here.
me: am i fucking up, though????
me: am i fucking up, though????
lol remember how jesus is known for washing ppl’s feet
May 27, 2023 at 10:43 PM
lol remember how jesus is known for washing ppl’s feet
PSA: this has filled in the patchy parts of my eyebrows where I overplucked in the 00s AND made my lashes longer AND it was like $10 AND it's clean/green.
May 27, 2023 at 7:11 PM
PSA: this has filled in the patchy parts of my eyebrows where I overplucked in the 00s AND made my lashes longer AND it was like $10 AND it's clean/green.
One time this guy sent me a picture of ppl grinding on each other at a club he was at with the caption, “this could be us, but you playing” and I think about it all the time.
May 27, 2023 at 7:04 PM
One time this guy sent me a picture of ppl grinding on each other at a club he was at with the caption, “this could be us, but you playing” and I think about it all the time.
There’s an alarm going off in O’hare and we are all about to go down with the ship. Not a chance are we missing our flights for a fire.
May 25, 2023 at 12:58 AM
There’s an alarm going off in O’hare and we are all about to go down with the ship. Not a chance are we missing our flights for a fire.
Baristas Whispering Orders
and other small annoyances
and other small annoyances
May 24, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Baristas Whispering Orders
and other small annoyances
and other small annoyances
no one in wisconsin seems to think i’m funny???? or cute????????
make it make sense
make it make sense
May 22, 2023 at 7:39 PM
no one in wisconsin seems to think i’m funny???? or cute????????
make it make sense
make it make sense
every person i’ve ever met from a VC is the worst person i’ve ever met
May 21, 2023 at 9:01 PM
every person i’ve ever met from a VC is the worst person i’ve ever met
airport observations:
- girl bending over in light grey leggings. see through, full thong
-older dude body slammed into someone bc he was checking out that girl bending over
- girl bending over in light grey leggings. see through, full thong
-older dude body slammed into someone bc he was checking out that girl bending over
May 21, 2023 at 1:40 PM
airport observations:
- girl bending over in light grey leggings. see through, full thong
-older dude body slammed into someone bc he was checking out that girl bending over
- girl bending over in light grey leggings. see through, full thong
-older dude body slammed into someone bc he was checking out that girl bending over
yesterday marked 4 years to the day since i left my abusive ex husband
proud to be able to honestly say that this is the happiest and healthiest i’ve ever been 💛
proud to be able to honestly say that this is the happiest and healthiest i’ve ever been 💛
May 21, 2023 at 12:26 AM
yesterday marked 4 years to the day since i left my abusive ex husband
proud to be able to honestly say that this is the happiest and healthiest i’ve ever been 💛
proud to be able to honestly say that this is the happiest and healthiest i’ve ever been 💛
how long into the relationship do you call someone your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner and how do you do it?
May 20, 2023 at 5:22 AM
how long into the relationship do you call someone your girlfriend/boyfriend/partner and how do you do it?
Reposted by karli (she/her)
The post work pre-date nap is a dangerous DANGEROUS game.
May 17, 2023 at 11:33 PM
The post work pre-date nap is a dangerous DANGEROUS game.
progress on the pour over 🎉
May 17, 2023 at 10:04 PM
progress on the pour over 🎉
i walked home from my almost-boyfriend’s house tonight and bc it was late and dark i was walking hella fast
so fast that some sweet old man pulled up next to me and was like “are you ok? nobody’s coming after you or anything?”
bless him
so fast that some sweet old man pulled up next to me and was like “are you ok? nobody’s coming after you or anything?”
bless him
May 17, 2023 at 6:44 AM
i walked home from my almost-boyfriend’s house tonight and bc it was late and dark i was walking hella fast
so fast that some sweet old man pulled up next to me and was like “are you ok? nobody’s coming after you or anything?”
bless him
so fast that some sweet old man pulled up next to me and was like “are you ok? nobody’s coming after you or anything?”
bless him
eating bacon in the dark: a memoir
May 16, 2023 at 12:25 AM
eating bacon in the dark: a memoir
in case anyone was wondering this know-it-all says the fluids are good
May 12, 2023 at 6:44 PM
in case anyone was wondering this know-it-all says the fluids are good
tattoo ppl: this is my first time using second skin. do i keep this on?? she said at least 24, up to 5 days. but this looks wild right?
May 12, 2023 at 3:47 PM
tattoo ppl: this is my first time using second skin. do i keep this on?? she said at least 24, up to 5 days. but this looks wild right?
good morning to my sweet thigh meat
May 12, 2023 at 3:43 PM
good morning to my sweet thigh meat
no one:
me staring at myself in the mirror: omg why are you so cute?
me staring at myself in the mirror: omg why are you so cute?
May 11, 2023 at 5:05 AM
no one:
me staring at myself in the mirror: omg why are you so cute?
me staring at myself in the mirror: omg why are you so cute?
to the SREs i know: can one of plz fix the ulta app and website?
they’ve been down off and on all day and it’s really disruptive to my plans of scrolling thru shit i don’t need and have no intention of buying. thank you 🙏🏻
they’ve been down off and on all day and it’s really disruptive to my plans of scrolling thru shit i don’t need and have no intention of buying. thank you 🙏🏻
May 10, 2023 at 6:47 AM
to the SREs i know: can one of plz fix the ulta app and website?
they’ve been down off and on all day and it’s really disruptive to my plans of scrolling thru shit i don’t need and have no intention of buying. thank you 🙏🏻
they’ve been down off and on all day and it’s really disruptive to my plans of scrolling thru shit i don’t need and have no intention of buying. thank you 🙏🏻
sprinkles are kindaaaaa bullshit
May 10, 2023 at 4:24 AM
sprinkles are kindaaaaa bullshit