Kaphc
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I was today years old when I learned there is a difference between the Sky Sports channel and the Sky Sports Football channel. Guess that's what you get for thinking football is the "main" sport 😆
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I was today years old when I learned there is a difference between the Sky Sports channel and the Sky Sports Football channel. Guess that's what you get for thinking football is the "main" sport 😆
I think they're actually giving Saka two assists from that match now! #FPL
a crowd of people standing in front of a fence at a festival
ALT: a crowd of people standing in front of a fence at a festival
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I think they're actually giving Saka two assists from that match now! #FPL
Nothing worse than seeing players you transfered out getting defensive and attacking returns, and players you transferred in limping off injured.
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nothing worse than seeing players you transfered out getting defensive and attacking returns, and players you transferred in limping off injured.
Quite the range of books that Springer is advertising to me today
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Quite the range of books that Springer is advertising to me today
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Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!
I have reached the happy stage where emails are starting to come back with "out of office until January" replies.
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have reached the happy stage where emails are starting to come back with "out of office until January" replies.
Twitter's notifications are going well.
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Twitter's notifications are going well.
I'm very annoyed that my budget #FPL midfield pick at the start of the season was KDH and then I sold him in GW9 just before he went on to start finding form.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm very annoyed that my budget #FPL midfield pick at the start of the season was KDH and then I sold him in GW9 just before he went on to start finding form.
10/10 punny reporting here 👏
Aberdare boy cast as Elvis the Elf in Christmas play turns up as wrong Elvis
Aberdare boy cast as Elvis the Elf in Christmas play turns up as wrong Elvis
A mix-up over Elvis character led to Oscar arriving at his Christmas concert in the wrong costume.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
10/10 punny reporting here 👏
Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.
Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.
Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?
Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas"
*working weeks for me!
*working weeks for me!
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas"
*working weeks for me!
*working weeks for me!
All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!
I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week.
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week.
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!
Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!
Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!
a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!
Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!
Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.
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We’re delighted to welcome Liam Cooper to the Owls!
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We’re delighted to welcome Liam Cooper to the Owls!
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
Cris-tear-ano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo has been sent off against Republic of Ireland.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cris-tear-ano Ronaldo