Kaphc
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I have reached the happy stage where emails are starting to come back with "out of office until January" replies.
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I have reached the happy stage where emails are starting to come back with "out of office until January" replies.
Twitter's notifications are going well.
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Twitter's notifications are going well.
I'm very annoyed that my budget #FPL midfield pick at the start of the season was KDH and then I sold him in GW9 just before he went on to start finding form.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I'm very annoyed that my budget #FPL midfield pick at the start of the season was KDH and then I sold him in GW9 just before he went on to start finding form.
10/10 punny reporting here 👏
Aberdare boy cast as Elvis the Elf in Christmas play turns up as wrong Elvis
Aberdare boy cast as Elvis the Elf in Christmas play turns up as wrong Elvis
A mix-up over Elvis character led to Oscar arriving at his Christmas concert in the wrong costume.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
10/10 punny reporting here 👏
Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Nothing is as confusing as going to another part of the UK and trying to work out what their bin system is.
Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Spotify Wrapped reckons my listening age is 21, so it is now promoted to being my favourite app for sheer flattery.
Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Trains are a good idea in theory but in practice, they are the maddest system ever. How can a train be running on time and then suddenly cancelled five minutes before it was due to arrive?
Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas"
*working weeks for me!
*working weeks for me!
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Sitting down at my desk quietly humming "after all there's only three more weeks* till Christmas"
*working weeks for me!
*working weeks for me!
All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
All hail Bob Mortimer and his absolute glee at winding up Paul Whitehouse because he caught a salmon!
I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week.
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I have three #FPL strikers in my team this week.
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
One scored two goals and three bonus point.
One scored a goal and got a bonus point.
One blanked.
Guess which one I triple captained?
If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If you want to know which players are cursed in #FPL now, I've brought in Henderson and Thiago.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
Last week I cursed VVD and Szoboszlai.
Guaranteed fails, every week.
I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I had a deadline today which meant I had to focus and get some stuff done and now the deadline has shifted and so has my focus!
Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Hans Zimmer Live was incredible - one of the best musical experiences I think I'll ever see!
Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!
a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is standing next to a witch in a black hat .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Two hours until Wicked: For Good and the excitement is mounting!
Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Well this is a dramatic start to the Ashes. Thought England were finished after that innings but they've come back fighting!
Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Walking round with my big coat on but unzipped to feel like a proper Northerner.
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We’re delighted to welcome Liam Cooper to the Owls!
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We’re delighted to welcome Liam Cooper to the Owls!
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
The experienced defender joins us until the end of the season 👊
👉 www.swfc.co.uk/news/2025/no...
Cris-tear-ano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo has been sent off against Republic of Ireland.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
With Portugal 2-0 down, Ronaldo threw an elbow into Dara O'Shea — and received his marching orders.
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cris-tear-ano Ronaldo
Note to self: stop buying chocolate-based donations for the village Christmas Fayre tombola
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Note to self: stop buying chocolate-based donations for the village Christmas Fayre tombola
The fact that the education system is currently not set up tp support neurodiverse students is right there as obvious, low-hanging fruit to help answer this
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Inquiry launched as nearly one million young people out of work and education
‘The rising number of young people who are not in education, employment or training is a crisis of opportunity’
www.independent.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The fact that the education system is currently not set up tp support neurodiverse students is right there as obvious, low-hanging fruit to help answer this
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...
Haaland has a pen saved as well. Unbelievable!
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Haaland has a pen saved as well. Unbelievable!
And in the blink of an eye, Dan Burn got sent off and Senesi missed a penalty so maybe not #FPL
And with no Guehi in the squad today, I will now get these subbed in! About time I had some #FPL luck this season
10 points on my bench from Cullen 😬
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
And in the blink of an eye, Dan Burn got sent off and Senesi missed a penalty so maybe not #FPL