I’ve got close friends doing “school patrol” every morning and we’re all tracking multiple threads about where the armed thugs might be in our communities. How dare we be so easily distracted from the fact that eggs are still expensive?

Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

It’s not even that I wanted a bunch of negative Mahomes talk, but there had to be more that could have been said about how well Houston’s defense was playing and that being the story.