Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper
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Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper
@kandyelmo.blacksky.app
1998 | They/She | 🔞

Certified MILF Magnet

Links: https://linkat.blue/kandyelmo.blacksky.app

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CONTACT: [email protected] / kandyelmo.98
(shared it to her, thought it was sweet. I won)
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sorry, I was thinking about one of my girlfriends again.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh ok
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I was genuinely thinking of giving that a go someday, but I was super worried if the texture of it was going to eat me alive hdhdhdhhd
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'M BEING GENUINE, I DON'T KNOW
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
There's a difference??
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh wow that's a real thing ok
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hang on
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
A what
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
So a hypothetical bighorn rooster would be like... A bigger Foghorn or something.

Thank God I learned, the thought process is falling apart
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Well it wouldn't be a ram in this situation cuz I didn't know it was a ram until I did.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No that's dumb.

It'd be like finding a type of chicken and like,

Naming it like Foghorn as a bit based on whatever a bighorn would be.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Cuz like foghorn is a rooster, So I thought it was just a funny naming convention the animal scientists made!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No, I thought it was like

A variant named after Foghorn Leghorn....
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
(if this cheers anyone up, I had to look up what a bighorn sheep was because I thought bighorn was a type of rooster...)
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You're so real for that
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How the fuck am I out-Zooptopia'ing you????

I still haven't seen the first one yet!!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You get it, mashallah
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hot take, I'm not into Gazelle Shakira
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM