Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper
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Kandy aka Juniper Worshipper
@kandyelmo.blacksky.app
1998 | They/She | 🔞

Certified MILF Magnet

Links: https://linkat.blue/kandyelmo.blacksky.app

PFP by @lemonlagomorph.bsky.social

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CONTACT: [email protected] / kandyelmo.98
And you know what she read to me?

The first chapter of WARHOUND!!!

AND THE ONLY REASON SHE DID THIS WITH ME WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED AND WANTED TO VOCAL TRAIN IN A SEDUCTIVE WAY.

Y'ALL, I GOT *USED*
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Kandy don’t make me read my own book to you, start it." and my unintentional bratty ass was just taking that attention like:
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I had a bunch of people last night shaking me like a doll as they urged me to READ and I was just reading their messages like:
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is a really good review and I do want to watch this with these thoughts in mind.

But also hold up that's what you got out of BARBARIAN???
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You got to make peace with what I'm about to say, because sometimes to a certain extent, she's not playing "hard to get"...

You're just playing "hard to get rid of".

Read the signs, take the hint and move accordingly.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Chat, I am unable to not get away with it, oh my fucking god
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
THINK THE FUCK AGAIN, FERRET!
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My god...
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Charli XCX is pulling a Spice World, omg brat is never dying LMAO
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Saw a Tinder bio that read "Call me Rocky the way she frank on my futer"
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Gonna finish this up by posting the mission statement they have on their site.

You can judge from there, all I ask is to just try and spread the word if it's your jam, cuz spaces like this are rare and we should have more options!
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
IT HAPPENED AGAIN 😖
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Y'all DO know that in order to be part of a community you have to...

*BE A PART* of the community, right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's the way she fucking said it with the utmost confidence that got me going "Ma'aaaaaaaaaaam, I don't know I can handle thaaaaaaaaaat, I'm new to thiiiiis~!!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This sucks, I should be worse

theinnocencetest.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The concept of a mouth guard for head...
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
One thing about me? The shit I say in a call will always get plastered out of context, purely because of how I say things
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Fork found in kitchen" ass moment
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This was posted in the local queer server I run.

I'm so proud of what we fostered.
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The MILF Magnet bit has plateaued.

I've been letting a hot older woman go out of her way to remind me to take my meds as she calls me a "good girl" when I do them in time.

This has been going on for a couple weeks now, "yes mommy" and all.

I can't keep getting away with this...
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Yeah, it's been fun.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Also, everything's worked out now.

I gave out an apology and it accepted that gracefully.
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
There's something unintentionally cruel about having this rule be below the subscription plan.
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sometimes, you gotta bring whatever experience you wanna have in a dating app.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As for my really really close friends/crushes/admirers/loved ones (IYKYK), you can absolutely ask me privately!
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM