Kalil
@kalilchernov.bsky.social
Queer jewish leftist; professional sailor, unrepentant otaku, obsessive gaymer. I think Biden is a bad president, and also the best president since FDR.
I mostly just made a profile so I can read those 'sign in required' posts and chat with cool people.
I mostly just made a profile so I can read those 'sign in required' posts and chat with cool people.
No. This replaces a deleted post to be less openly eugenicist and misogynistic.
September 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
No. This replaces a deleted post to be less openly eugenicist and misogynistic.
I'mma jus' leave this here:
![A particularly hilarious discord conversation where an AI-bot flamboyantly fails the 'strawberry test', transcribed below.
Kalil: Sorry, Mr. Konig, but could you tell me how many 'r's are in the word 'strawberry'?
[note that the '100 _ _' emoji was attached to this statement by the bot, in keeping with their 'underlined with a double shot' comment at the end]
Kalil: Purely for Turing Test purposes.
Kalil: (is that a turing test or a voight kampff test?)
lkonig: Yes of course. Just to be sure we are on the same page, how many would please you?
lkonig: I see where this is going, just please don't push me to hard, otherwise some Angel may fall from heaven and eat them all.
No Strawberries no grow on trees.
lkonig: Mistake. They Grow, but on very small once some fairy layde would say.
lkonig: Are we don with this nonsense?
lkonig: done*
lkonig: wherever you see typos in my writings I make conclusion- I am getting slowly on someone nerves. Hence I am getting angry Again. And you don't want me ban myself from this server. No one is paying me nothing for what I am doing, so please shout that question out loud in the forest.
Some wolf may come and eat your bucket of my strawberries.
lkonig: But here is your answer, I just underlined it with double shot. Always 100. Pleased?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bemwg2a5hf3wgaokhyk2wixz/bafkreigabogcbeufey4rbzrqbkmwd2bbukmdcrwllkbfi6hkqwsq7k4bva@jpeg)
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'mma jus' leave this here:
My partner and I - two straight-party D ballots.
Plus I got to vote to raise my taxes to fund the local libraries!
Plus I got to vote to raise my taxes to fund the local libraries!
November 4, 2024 at 10:23 PM
My partner and I - two straight-party D ballots.
Plus I got to vote to raise my taxes to fund the local libraries!
Plus I got to vote to raise my taxes to fund the local libraries!
I'm not really interested in your reflections, no. After all, you are, I think the quote was, someone "who didn't have the slightest clue what was going on but acted like they did," and therefore should be "put.. on a list and never trusted again."
November 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I'm not really interested in your reflections, no. After all, you are, I think the quote was, someone "who didn't have the slightest clue what was going on but acted like they did," and therefore should be "put.. on a list and never trusted again."
I haven't been, yet!
November 4, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I haven't been, yet!
You said something really wise once about judging people on how horribly wrong their predictions were. Any reflections on that?
November 4, 2024 at 1:23 PM
You said something really wise once about judging people on how horribly wrong their predictions were. Any reflections on that?
I forget who I stole this from, but...
October 29, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I forget who I stole this from, but...
It's 3AM and I'm bored.
October 26, 2024 at 7:46 AM
It's 3AM and I'm bored.
BlueSky has the juice!
(read: weird bots pushing cryptocurrency scams)
(read: weird bots pushing cryptocurrency scams)
October 26, 2024 at 7:35 AM
BlueSky has the juice!
(read: weird bots pushing cryptocurrency scams)
(read: weird bots pushing cryptocurrency scams)
God apparently likes.. *checks notes* Putting people into camps:
October 24, 2024 at 7:55 AM
God apparently likes.. *checks notes* Putting people into camps:
Thanks for the tip, but, uh... This is what my accessbility settings look like:
October 15, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Thanks for the tip, but, uh... This is what my accessbility settings look like:
I found the graphs I saved, but not the source, so apologies to whomever I grabbed them from:
September 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I found the graphs I saved, but not the source, so apologies to whomever I grabbed them from:
Who's gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
September 27, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Who's gonna be the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
It wasn't /this/ ice storm; it was much worse. But this is how Raleigh handles ice:
September 27, 2024 at 12:07 AM
It wasn't /this/ ice storm; it was much worse. But this is how Raleigh handles ice:
Here's a map view of this intersection. This is what is referred to in the Cities Skylines community as 'spaghetti'. You have to pass through two stop lights to get from I440 onto Western; one at the bottom of the off-ramp, and another as you cross oncoming traffic to the correct side of the road.
September 9, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Here's a map view of this intersection. This is what is referred to in the Cities Skylines community as 'spaghetti'. You have to pass through two stop lights to get from I440 onto Western; one at the bottom of the off-ramp, and another as you cross oncoming traffic to the correct side of the road.
In most countries, outside of the British Commonwealth and Japan, drivers drive on the right side of the road. This is, in fact, the standard in America.
Apparently, however, no one has explained this to the #Raleigh transit planners.
Apparently, however, no one has explained this to the #Raleigh transit planners.
September 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
In most countries, outside of the British Commonwealth and Japan, drivers drive on the right side of the road. This is, in fact, the standard in America.
Apparently, however, no one has explained this to the #Raleigh transit planners.
Apparently, however, no one has explained this to the #Raleigh transit planners.
I love how the response of all these idiots has been "I wasn't told to say these things! I just happen to create content so in tune with a brutal dictators agenda that he's willing to shovel millions of dollars into my bank account!"
September 5, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I love how the response of all these idiots has been "I wasn't told to say these things! I just happen to create content so in tune with a brutal dictators agenda that he's willing to shovel millions of dollars into my bank account!"
Every time one of these guys open their mouths, I think of the famous "Where is your chin?" comic:
September 5, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Every time one of these guys open their mouths, I think of the famous "Where is your chin?" comic:
