kali
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I am a swan's wings, bloodied at the joint 🖤
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
and pasted to a boy's back, like in that story 💖
Soundtrack musician 🐇
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It's crazy that we seemingly just... don't have recall elections in the US. You vote one time every 2~4 years and that's all the input you get. Your senator can go "Thanks for the votes suckers! I'm making it mandatory for OpenAI to install cameras in your shower" and there's just no recourse
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's crazy that we seemingly just... don't have recall elections in the US. You vote one time every 2~4 years and that's all the input you get. Your senator can go "Thanks for the votes suckers! I'm making it mandatory for OpenAI to install cameras in your shower" and there's just no recourse
Going "🗣 Carl Wheezer, Sheen and Jimmy 🎶" to the tune of California Über Alles
December 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Going "🗣 Carl Wheezer, Sheen and Jimmy 🎶" to the tune of California Über Alles
I am the greatest Hardspace Shipbreaker player ever
December 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I am the greatest Hardspace Shipbreaker player ever
FIGARO!!!
#hourly #wah https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/wahs/photo_878@11-02-2019_17-01-39.jpg
December 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
FIGARO!!!
Honestly "affordable housing" feels like a weak-ass half-measure anyway. I want a commie block on every street. Everyone gets a studio apartment for free by default and if you want more than that... go get your paper up
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Honestly "affordable housing" feels like a weak-ass half-measure anyway. I want a commie block on every street. Everyone gets a studio apartment for free by default and if you want more than that... go get your paper up
It's so funny that Brezhnevkas are seen as shorthand for dystopia. To the American suburboid, there can be no greater torture than kind of being able to hear your neighbor's TV.
December 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It's so funny that Brezhnevkas are seen as shorthand for dystopia. To the American suburboid, there can be no greater torture than kind of being able to hear your neighbor's TV.
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It's really funny that Fallout 4 gives you a free set of power armor and has you fight a Deathclaw in the first like 6 minutes after you the intro. I can't call that anything but premature ejaculation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's really funny that Fallout 4 gives you a free set of power armor and has you fight a Deathclaw in the first like 6 minutes after you the intro. I can't call that anything but premature ejaculation.
Got my partner to play Valheim with me. Start of the session "Survival games are just stressful, i dont really like all the micromanagement" after building a longhouse in the woods "oh. I think I get it now"
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Got my partner to play Valheim with me. Start of the session "Survival games are just stressful, i dont really like all the micromanagement" after building a longhouse in the woods "oh. I think I get it now"
Harvested my green onions and there was a bunch of goop inside. Definitely not any kind of rot they're very bright and very green not grey at all. But nonetheless I was confronted with a bunch of Scallion Jizz.
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Harvested my green onions and there was a bunch of goop inside. Definitely not any kind of rot they're very bright and very green not grey at all. But nonetheless I was confronted with a bunch of Scallion Jizz.
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It's really funny that everyone is always going "see, george orwell actually wrote about MY political enemies. all that bad stuff is about the OTHER people" George Orwell was a (colonial) cop AND a socialist. He was as politically coherent as a napkin. I think he wrote all those books on accident
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It's really funny that everyone is always going "see, george orwell actually wrote about MY political enemies. all that bad stuff is about the OTHER people" George Orwell was a (colonial) cop AND a socialist. He was as politically coherent as a napkin. I think he wrote all those books on accident
So do we have like a backup internet plan yet. Like even if somehow all the terrible laws don't get passed do we have any kind of like, ad-hoc or p2p thing we could be doing instead of this
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
So do we have like a backup internet plan yet. Like even if somehow all the terrible laws don't get passed do we have any kind of like, ad-hoc or p2p thing we could be doing instead of this
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when you need a croissant but don’t have one:
December 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
when you need a croissant but don’t have one:
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Some of you on here
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Some of you on here
Can anyone who knows computerball tell me if upgrading from a Ryzen 5 2600 to a Ryzen 7 5800XT for under 200 would be worthwhile. I'm not buying a new motherboard and RAM but I think my fancy new graphics card is chafing against my crusty old CPU
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Can anyone who knows computerball tell me if upgrading from a Ryzen 5 2600 to a Ryzen 7 5800XT for under 200 would be worthwhile. I'm not buying a new motherboard and RAM but I think my fancy new graphics card is chafing against my crusty old CPU
Just imagined two girls who both have "DNI if you have a DNI in your bio" in their bios knife fighting in a Hardee's parking lot.
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just imagined two girls who both have "DNI if you have a DNI in your bio" in their bios knife fighting in a Hardee's parking lot.
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![A snapchat message from "J██████" that reads:
"My second dream was I was tied up in a warehouse and a real life realistic and anatomically correct version of the leader of the gangrene gang from power[puff] Girls was shooting up heroin into a disgustingly close to death mickey mouse right in front of me"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ateybsdrukqrbm43oejgstz2/bafkreigghv4qhzgkokev6tpscvi36v6j2kwjzdhftrakfrlaapslqnbjkq@jpeg)
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Going through and titling all of zdzislav beksinski's paintings
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Going through and titling all of zdzislav beksinski's paintings