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26 | they/he | secret of the mimic stan
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overwatch ♡ five nights at freddy’s
omori ♡ fortnite ♡ stardew valley
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𖡡 murray’s costume manor
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overwatch ♡ five nights at freddy’s
omori ♡ fortnite ♡ stardew valley
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖ .𖥔 ݁ ˖
𖡡 murray’s costume manor
i can’t wait for the day that bluesky actually has a good algorithm 😭 like everything i see is random people talking abt what they’re having for dinner or out of context posts about shows that ive never heard of :’)
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
i can’t wait for the day that bluesky actually has a good algorithm 😭 like everything i see is random people talking abt what they’re having for dinner or out of context posts about shows that ive never heard of :’)
a teaser for a commercial… our capitalist ass country is so cooked
January 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
a teaser for a commercial… our capitalist ass country is so cooked
still thinking abt this meal from last night… my boyfriend is such a good cook
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
still thinking abt this meal from last night… my boyfriend is such a good cook
so now the fnaf games i have played are fnaf 1, fnaf 2, into the pit, and secret of the mimic. tbh id love to play pizza sim but i think id suck ass LMAO
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
so now the fnaf games i have played are fnaf 1, fnaf 2, into the pit, and secret of the mimic. tbh id love to play pizza sim but i think id suck ass LMAO
it actually infuriates me that sotm is seemingly unanimously agreed upon by fnaf fans as being a terrible game. IT IS SO FUN. the gameplay mechanics are so satisfying and tactile, and the story is so good. the character design is flawless. the voice acting is impeccable. what is there to dislike.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
it actually infuriates me that sotm is seemingly unanimously agreed upon by fnaf fans as being a terrible game. IT IS SO FUN. the gameplay mechanics are so satisfying and tactile, and the story is so good. the character design is flawless. the voice acting is impeccable. what is there to dislike.
why can’t i just hang out with my bf 24/7. why do i have to WORK!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
why can’t i just hang out with my bf 24/7. why do i have to WORK!!!!!
@digimon.gay i did in fact get lemon pepper fries and they were delicious
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 AM
@digimon.gay i did in fact get lemon pepper fries and they were delicious
chat should i get wing stop on the way home from work tonight (at fucking midnight)
January 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
chat should i get wing stop on the way home from work tonight (at fucking midnight)
bf and i OFFICIALLY just signed our lease renewal for this year!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
January 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
bf and i OFFICIALLY just signed our lease renewal for this year!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻
sometimes i feel like i’m the happiest depressed person ever. i frequently want to kms and feel like life is meaningless and i feel like i have no talents or passions BUT i also take joy in the smallest of things and love the people around me and it doesn’t take much to make me laugh
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
sometimes i feel like i’m the happiest depressed person ever. i frequently want to kms and feel like life is meaningless and i feel like i have no talents or passions BUT i also take joy in the smallest of things and love the people around me and it doesn’t take much to make me laugh
just napped on bf for half an hour while he played wizard 101. i am healed
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
just napped on bf for half an hour while he played wizard 101. i am healed
literally going to cry over how much i love my boyfriend idk what id do without him. he’s always there for me he gets me he knows exactly how to comfort me he does so much for me…. what did i do to deserve him
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
literally going to cry over how much i love my boyfriend idk what id do without him. he’s always there for me he gets me he knows exactly how to comfort me he does so much for me…. what did i do to deserve him
my boyfriend is so cuuuute i miss him (i saw him 3 hours ago)
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
my boyfriend is so cuuuute i miss him (i saw him 3 hours ago)
starting traitors bc i’m out of secret lives and housewives and i need a trashy tv show to watch
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
starting traitors bc i’m out of secret lives and housewives and i need a trashy tv show to watch
bf is gone for the weekend and this is the first time i’ll be sleeping alone in our apartment…… i’ve been having fun having a lil me day but i miss him and it’s gonna be so weird sleeping knowing he’s not in the room beside me ☹️
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
bf is gone for the weekend and this is the first time i’ll be sleeping alone in our apartment…… i’ve been having fun having a lil me day but i miss him and it’s gonna be so weird sleeping knowing he’s not in the room beside me ☹️
there’s nothing that’ll make me stop healing you faster than spamming that your supports suck while i have more healing than anyone in the game AND
the most elims on our team 💀💀 like maybe stop going into the enemy team alone when you suck at the game, then you won’t need heals
the most elims on our team 💀💀 like maybe stop going into the enemy team alone when you suck at the game, then you won’t need heals
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
there’s nothing that’ll make me stop healing you faster than spamming that your supports suck while i have more healing than anyone in the game AND
the most elims on our team 💀💀 like maybe stop going into the enemy team alone when you suck at the game, then you won’t need heals
the most elims on our team 💀💀 like maybe stop going into the enemy team alone when you suck at the game, then you won’t need heals
bf and i have a date tonight at a nice (for us… lol) restaurant, and i got some champagne for tonight, i can’t wait to spend new years w my baby :3
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
bf and i have a date tonight at a nice (for us… lol) restaurant, and i got some champagne for tonight, i can’t wait to spend new years w my baby :3
this song hits so different when you spent your HS and half of your college years chasing a toxic and abusive wannabe actor who, after getting into your (closeted transmasc) pants, said that it felt different than any of the girls he had been with before and that he loved you but it felt wrong..
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this song hits so different when you spent your HS and half of your college years chasing a toxic and abusive wannabe actor who, after getting into your (closeted transmasc) pants, said that it felt different than any of the girls he had been with before and that he loved you but it felt wrong..
this is my first christmas eve not staying the night at my parents house. i get to be in my apartment with my boyfriend watching christmas movies. this is literally all ive ever wanted :3
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this is my first christmas eve not staying the night at my parents house. i get to be in my apartment with my boyfriend watching christmas movies. this is literally all ive ever wanted :3
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
not me getting reprimanded on christmas eve for delegating a task to the person whose job it is to do said task. dumb as fuck bro i hate this job
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
not me getting reprimanded on christmas eve for delegating a task to the person whose job it is to do said task. dumb as fuck bro i hate this job
i had/made latkes for the first time last night and i don’t even see how there’s a debate between applesauce v sour cream…. applesauce is clearly the superior accoutrement
December 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i had/made latkes for the first time last night and i don’t even see how there’s a debate between applesauce v sour cream…. applesauce is clearly the superior accoutrement
always blows my fucking mind when i remember that in most (american) families, the women do ALL of the cooking, cleaning, decorating, etc during the holidays and the men do nothing but sit on their ass. like. my family could not be further from that. and it’s crazy to me that that’s unusual.
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
always blows my fucking mind when i remember that in most (american) families, the women do ALL of the cooking, cleaning, decorating, etc during the holidays and the men do nothing but sit on their ass. like. my family could not be further from that. and it’s crazy to me that that’s unusual.
bruh why tf do we have to go into work the week of christmas….. nobody is gonna be calling us or coming in. we could certainly be working from home. we have construction going on so someone does have to be here, but why can’t we come in in shifts??
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
bruh why tf do we have to go into work the week of christmas….. nobody is gonna be calling us or coming in. we could certainly be working from home. we have construction going on so someone does have to be here, but why can’t we come in in shifts??