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kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Hoofie Girl
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
2.1K followers 660 following 310 posts
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not)
If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light?
Fake it til you break it
Potato's Grandma
The original Pony Baloney™️
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Parents in the 80s
Picture of a Glow Worm toy with the text caption: Are you scared of the dark? You scared, bitch??
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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And what he could have said was nothing.
Heaven forbid a woman have a job
August 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is how I know for certain that AI is not our friend and sucks a lot
August 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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How you comfort yourself when everyone hates you
Headline: Lauren Sanchez was reportedly the underbidder on record-breaking $8.2 million Birkin Bag
July 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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I should call him
A pretty weird picture of a LUSCIOUS lemon cream cheese muffin with "frosting" drizzle dripping down the sides
July 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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When I wear cutoffs, expectation vs reality
What I think I look like in short jorts from behind (Sabrina Carpenter) versus what I actually look like (meme of bearded tourist in cheek-baring cutoffs)
June 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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My Mother's Day gift to my mom
Window sticker that says: If you don't let me merge, your mom's a ho
May 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Imagine hating me and I am just standing here like
Selfie 😁 of Hoofie Girl Small horse with thick blonde mane
May 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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If you are looking for me
Screenshot from Hayden Kristal on TikTok showing a horse in Dumb Bitch Prison
April 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Bless your heart Elon, I am a hater for free
Picture showing noted dicklick Elon Musk, with text that says 'Musk claims Dem site funds protests'
March 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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A horse in clown clothing
March 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Why did my brain think that Elmo was about to be laid off? Is it the suit?
Picture of several of the main characters from Sesame Street accompanied by the headline 'Sesame Street non-profit to be hit with layoffs after staff announce union' Inexplicably, Elmo is wearing a suit and tie
March 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Me strolling into the dentist prepared to lie about flossing
Kendrick Lamar smiling during his amazing halftime show at the Superbowl 2025. Not my picture. I copied this off the internet and a million other people who have already posted this meme
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I already got a Valentine, thanks to all my TCs in advance for the tributes
Lance Bass doesn't want my love I guess
February 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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How you found me // How I am today
Pic of Kait when you found her A woman clearly in disguise. Do we know her? Is it Tina Fey with a mustache? There's no way to tell
February 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Did you miss meeeeeeee
Totally proof that I am real, definitely not 'shopped
February 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Everyone look at my beaver!!!!
Shot of Nibi the beaver which I stole off the internet and used for attention without attribution
February 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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What are you waiting for??
J. Love Hewitt from the film classic (well before my time since I am a mere lady of 26) I Know What You Did Last Summer
February 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM