This would change everything.

Were the Ernest movies great? No, but there's no denying that they were holding together the fabric of reality - without them, we are lost.

My hot take is that the president of the United States shouldn't be a terminally online shitposter. Posters Madness is real and I can't imagine the effect it has on an 80-year-old convicted felon billionaire with the nuclear codes.

That's the only one you need tbh

Finally some real music

I don't think so, but I have full albums in storage and I'm sure those songs are included somewhere

(TIL it's surprisingly difficult to em dash on a mobile phone)

It's really funny how the most accurate way to describe everything happening is by using pro wrestling terms. Charlie Kirk's death was a shoot, but they quickly turned it into a work to get Erika and Vance over.

This is a great take. So much of Republican and right wing discourse is protected kayfabe, with assigned faces and heels that always move their narrative forward. It's still fun to see it crack, especially Mike Johnson, his "Aww shucks" fascist duplicity made his character get old fast.

It can't be overstated enough how much being a lifelong pro wrestling fan has prepared me for the current political climate.

Because that would actually expose the deep state that everybody always talks about, and they don't want to do that.

"America first!" - some dude tweeting from a cave in Bulgaria

It's really something else seeing all the individual strands of hair hand-animated I'm 4K. That's worth the price of admission alone.

You know the movie is good when there's complete silence during the credits and yet nobody gets up and leaves right away. Angel's Egg demands that you sit with it for a minute.