Kaelan Ramos
@kaelanramos.bsky.social
Enjoyer of vintage anime, film, and joshi puroresu | Retro Arcade Enthusiast | Media Preservationist【 Sailor Moon S EVO Champion 🔥 】
The decline of civilization correlates directly to when they stopped making Earnest movies.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The decline of civilization correlates directly to when they stopped making Earnest movies.
"Women are too emotional to lead"
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"Women are too emotional to lead"
"Oh you collect vinyl? What are your favorite bands?"
Well, I, um uh
Well, I, um uh
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Oh you collect vinyl? What are your favorite bands?"
Well, I, um uh
Well, I, um uh
It was the BLURST of times?! — you stupid monkey!
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It was the BLURST of times?! — you stupid monkey!
Republicans have this weird kayfabe that they've all collectively bought into without question while the rest of us can only watch and comment on how obviously fake everything is. For example: Erika Kirk's grieving widow gimmick
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Republicans have this weird kayfabe that they've all collectively bought into without question while the rest of us can only watch and comment on how obviously fake everything is. For example: Erika Kirk's grieving widow gimmick
So this is what the president sees in his nightmares
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
So this is what the president sees in his nightmares
Real photo of a young Kenny Omega
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Real photo of a young Kenny Omega
"What's in the news today?"
"Oh"
"Oh"
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"What's in the news today?"
"Oh"
"Oh"
Mamdani in a dominant standing position with the overhand handshake in one hand and the obligatory crotch protection with the other hand while Trump sits in a submissive low-energy sitting position clearly struck by the sight of what a real leader looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mamdani in a dominant standing position with the overhand handshake in one hand and the obligatory crotch protection with the other hand while Trump sits in a submissive low-energy sitting position clearly struck by the sight of what a real leader looks like.
"we must drain the swamp by making it illegal for anyone to come forward about what is happening in the swamp"
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"we must drain the swamp by making it illegal for anyone to come forward about what is happening in the swamp"
You know the movie is good when there's complete silence during the credits and yet nobody gets up and leaves right away. Angel's Egg demands that you sit with it for a minute.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You know the movie is good when there's complete silence during the credits and yet nobody gets up and leaves right away. Angel's Egg demands that you sit with it for a minute.
Saw Angel's Egg in 4k with a good crowd. That was an experience.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Saw Angel's Egg in 4k with a good crowd. That was an experience.
You're a Turbo Dude? Well I'm a Super Turbo Dude (original, not HD Remix)
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You're a Turbo Dude? Well I'm a Super Turbo Dude (original, not HD Remix)
I consume my daily news through memes and shitposts
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I consume my daily news through memes and shitposts
I don't know if Joe Biden was ever in any elite sex parties or not, but at least I didn't have to hear about them every day.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don't know if Joe Biden was ever in any elite sex parties or not, but at least I didn't have to hear about them every day.
Never thought I'd get to see a new Yasuomi Umetsu film in a mainstream theater, but here we are.
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Never thought I'd get to see a new Yasuomi Umetsu film in a mainstream theater, but here we are.
Occam's razor has never been sharper
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Occam's razor has never been sharper
One baffling aspect of the MAGA movement is that the America they want to bring back was the America that was taxing billionaires 75%.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One baffling aspect of the MAGA movement is that the America they want to bring back was the America that was taxing billionaires 75%.
Whenever I find myself thinking "What the hell are they even talking about??", I just have to remind myself that they're extremely racist, and then it all falls into place.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Whenever I find myself thinking "What the hell are they even talking about??", I just have to remind myself that they're extremely racist, and then it all falls into place.
40% of Americans will watch The Simpsons and think that Mr. Burns is a man of god who definitely does not cartoonishly exploit every resource he is given or has access to for his personal benefit.
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
40% of Americans will watch The Simpsons and think that Mr. Burns is a man of god who definitely does not cartoonishly exploit every resource he is given or has access to for his personal benefit.
Regardless of how much money Zuckerberg has, Billie Eilish is just cooler than him. And nothing hurts worse than being criticized by someone who's cooler than you.
November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Regardless of how much money Zuckerberg has, Billie Eilish is just cooler than him. And nothing hurts worse than being criticized by someone who's cooler than you.