The Notorious SJG
@kaboom.bsky.social
30-something white dude with a flow you ain't ever heard.
"If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation."
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
"If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation."
Spent most of yesterday out Christmas shopping, GameStop actually had a good amount of Pokémon cards in stock, so I got a few packs and HOLY GUACAMOLE.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Spent most of yesterday out Christmas shopping, GameStop actually had a good amount of Pokémon cards in stock, so I got a few packs and HOLY GUACAMOLE.
I've never watched Babylon 5 and I know basically nothing about it, but I sure wasn't going to let that stop me from grabbing this kickass old Micro Machine that I found at the thrift store today.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I've never watched Babylon 5 and I know basically nothing about it, but I sure wasn't going to let that stop me from grabbing this kickass old Micro Machine that I found at the thrift store today.
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
A good real-life example of why quotation marks are not for emphasis.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A good real-life example of why quotation marks are not for emphasis.
Age yourself with gaming:
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Age yourself with gaming:
Spent the afternoon out shopping, got some Panda Express for dinner on my way home.
...The Beijing Beef somehow seems a bit spicier than I remember from last time.
...The Beijing Beef somehow seems a bit spicier than I remember from last time.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Spent the afternoon out shopping, got some Panda Express for dinner on my way home.
...The Beijing Beef somehow seems a bit spicier than I remember from last time.
...The Beijing Beef somehow seems a bit spicier than I remember from last time.
October 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm happy to report that I got uncharacteristically lucky, and it only took one total reset for me to get a nature that I'm cool with.
Say hello to Jambon the Jolly Tepig.
Say hello to Jambon the Jolly Tepig.
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I'm happy to report that I got uncharacteristically lucky, and it only took one total reset for me to get a nature that I'm cool with.
Say hello to Jambon the Jolly Tepig.
Say hello to Jambon the Jolly Tepig.
But they DID have plenty of regular packs left, and the three I bought yielded some fairly nice pulls! Since I, ya know, actually OPEN them.
Getting the fancy full-art Steelix in particular genuinely made my day.
Getting the fancy full-art Steelix in particular genuinely made my day.
September 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
But they DID have plenty of regular packs left, and the three I bought yielded some fairly nice pulls! Since I, ya know, actually OPEN them.
Getting the fancy full-art Steelix in particular genuinely made my day.
Getting the fancy full-art Steelix in particular genuinely made my day.
Now baby, before we get started, let me put on some mood music…
September 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Now baby, before we get started, let me put on some mood music…
Reflecting on these Mega Raichu designs a few days post-reveal.
While it's annoying that they very clearly *wanted* to make Mega Pikachu but couldn't because strictly only full-evolved critters can mega evolve...
...I'm still just happy that Raichu gets SOMETHING special for itself again.
While it's annoying that they very clearly *wanted* to make Mega Pikachu but couldn't because strictly only full-evolved critters can mega evolve...
...I'm still just happy that Raichu gets SOMETHING special for itself again.
September 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reflecting on these Mega Raichu designs a few days post-reveal.
While it's annoying that they very clearly *wanted* to make Mega Pikachu but couldn't because strictly only full-evolved critters can mega evolve...
...I'm still just happy that Raichu gets SOMETHING special for itself again.
While it's annoying that they very clearly *wanted* to make Mega Pikachu but couldn't because strictly only full-evolved critters can mega evolve...
...I'm still just happy that Raichu gets SOMETHING special for itself again.
It's about "was Gohan an SS1 or SS2 against Dabra," actually.
A conundrum so menacingly complex that it can be solved with two small panels:
A conundrum so menacingly complex that it can be solved with two small panels:
September 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's about "was Gohan an SS1 or SS2 against Dabra," actually.
A conundrum so menacingly complex that it can be solved with two small panels:
A conundrum so menacingly complex that it can be solved with two small panels:
Artists! Show an old piece you still love!
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Artists! Show an old piece you still love!
"Wawa everywhere."
September 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Wawa everywhere."
OK, hear me out...a 'Lord of the Rings' remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
OK, hear me out...a 'Lord of the Rings' remake, but with These Two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
You don't have a closet, sweetie.
And besides, Daddy already paid homage to a dark apparition so that monsters can no longer come onto the farm anyway.
#StardewValley
And besides, Daddy already paid homage to a dark apparition so that monsters can no longer come onto the farm anyway.
#StardewValley
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You don't have a closet, sweetie.
And besides, Daddy already paid homage to a dark apparition so that monsters can no longer come onto the farm anyway.
#StardewValley
And besides, Daddy already paid homage to a dark apparition so that monsters can no longer come onto the farm anyway.
#StardewValley
Stumbled across this in Goodwill the other day. It looked new and unopened, and sounded like it was full of bagged Lego pieces, so for only 7 bucks I figured it was worth rolling the dice.
Just opened it now and it really was brand-new. Everything's in there.
Just opened it now and it really was brand-new. Everything's in there.
July 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Stumbled across this in Goodwill the other day. It looked new and unopened, and sounded like it was full of bagged Lego pieces, so for only 7 bucks I figured it was worth rolling the dice.
Just opened it now and it really was brand-new. Everything's in there.
Just opened it now and it really was brand-new. Everything's in there.