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The Notorious SJG
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30-something white dude with a flow you ain't ever heard.
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Hey look, DBS fans! I've made a groundbreaking new transformation for Tenshinhan that I know you'll just love!

Now lie on your backs, open your mouths reeeeaaaal wide, and get ready for it!
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What a petty little bitch.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
The White House has installed new plaques along President Donald Trump's "Presidential Walk of Fame," featuring descriptions that read like his Truth Social posts, including insults and random capitalization. CNN's Kaitlan Collins reports from the White House.

Read more: https://cnn.it/3N6RlwP
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation."
December 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me: "The old English dub(s) of DBZ are infamously unfaithful and pretty bad, new fans shouldn't watch the show that way."

Some random dipshit: "Don't tell people what to do! You're a gatekeeper for saying this product is bad!"

...It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic and annoying.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Maybe by the time I'm seriously shopping for a new laptop in a year or so some of them won't have the stupid-ass dedicated Copilot button anymore.
nothing can put a bigger smile on my face than reading that Microsoft has to scale back its AI ambitions because NOBODY uses copilot.
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Spent most of yesterday out Christmas shopping, GameStop actually had a good amount of Pokémon cards in stock, so I got a few packs and HOLY GUACAMOLE.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've never watched Babylon 5 and I know basically nothing about it, but I sure wasn't going to let that stop me from grabbing this kickass old Micro Machine that I found at the thrift store today.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
One of the new guys at my UPS job has the uncanny ability to consistently pop into my loading door and offer help 30 seconds *after* I no longer need it.

He's gonna go far at this company.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A good real-life example of why quotation marks are not for emphasis.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why am I at work this early? Why am I *anywhere* this early except still in bed for the next 2 hours? What's wrong with the world to make this happen?
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Oh dang. Guess I'll hold off until March then.
Marvel Cosmic Invasion reveals physical release for Nintendo Switch 2, Switch - full game on cartridge https://nintendoeverything.com/marvel-cosmic-invasion-reveals-physical-release-for-nintendo-switch-2-switch/
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We're currently getting brand-new and amazingly funny episodes of Beavis and Butthead, which include new music video segments... But they're airing on Comedy Central for some reason.
Music videos are more popular than ever, yet MTV continues its sad, slow decline.

Boy, what a generational marker MTV is. Impossible to explain what a big deal it was for Gen Xers.
The Fast Rise, Long Decline, and Agonizing Downfall of the MTV Empire
The audience for music videos is bigger than ever — even as MTV keeps killing itself off.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Age yourself with gaming:
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS~
LEGO The Legend of Zelda coming in 2026 bit.ly/3M0Rbqc
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
AT LONG LAST, THE STEAM CONTROLLER 2. IT SHALL BE MINE.

Other stuff also looks cool. Wonder about the SBox's specs, the price point for all of it, and if I'll be able to buy just the VR controllers separately to use with my PSVR2.
Steam Frame, Steam Controller, Steam Machine announcement is expected soon, here's a first look!
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm actually pretty interested in this. The new family desktop PC came with a QHD monitor that's "pretty good" but not really anything gaming-focused. It's in a dual setup alongside the previous computer's FHD monitor, which I'd be just fine with replacing.
Introducing the 27"" Gaming Monitor with DualSense Charging Hook. Bring the PlayStation experience to your desktop gaming space:

🔵 QHD screen w/ HDR visuals
🔵 Up to 240 Hz refresh rate w/ VRR support

Full details on this US & Japan release coming 2026: play.st/43ouzpH
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Successfully befriended someone's service dog at my hospital job today.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If Sony goes and introduces a PS5/PC cross-buy feature right after I already double-dipped for Spider-Man 2 on Steam, I'm going to be... mildly perturbed.
[RUMOR] Data miner finds new symbols on the PSN, among them a 'PS5/PC' and a 'Cross-Buy' symbol
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Spent the afternoon out shopping, got some Panda Express for dinner on my way home.

...The Beijing Beef somehow seems a bit spicier than I remember from last time.
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Well support for my good ol' MS Office 2019 suite has apparently officially ended. Obviously I'm not looking to give Microsoft money, so can I get some recommendations for alternatives?

Is LibreOffice still the top dog or is something else up there with it now?
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yeesh, I'm glad I decided to settle (for now) for a basic black one I found on eBay for $65 if the special editions are going to cost $100 at retail...
Nintendo Switch 2 Pro Controller Resident Evil Requiem Edition up for preorder on Amazon ($99.99) buff.ly/Sdw0hGT
Best Buy buff.ly/jjmT1IP
GameStop buff.ly/OdcDsXu #ad
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I just finished watching the overview video and HOLY CRAP they are adding a RIDICULOUS amount of new stuff to the game. Looks like I'm getting re-addicted all over again.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My collection of "characters too cool for Disney Wars" figures continues to grow.
STAR WARS The Black Series Gaming Greats Kyle Katarn, Dark Forces Premium Collectible 6 Inch Action Figure up for preorder on Amazon ($27.99) buff.ly/rohaKG3 #ad
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM