Jonathan Zoia
@jzoia.bsky.social
📍Chicago
👬Adam
🐶 Mari
Gay, feminist, veg
Love: Languages, Travel, Reading, my plants
Vices: Real Housewives and Diet Coke
👬Adam
🐶 Mari
Gay, feminist, veg
Love: Languages, Travel, Reading, my plants
Vices: Real Housewives and Diet Coke
A much more valuable skill imo
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A much more valuable skill imo
He gave the spoon to the dog! But I cleaned the bowl with my finger like a dignified human
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He gave the spoon to the dog! But I cleaned the bowl with my finger like a dignified human
Excuse me while I pop over to the airport to meet some otters
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Excuse me while I pop over to the airport to meet some otters
We are yappers (complimentary)
November 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We are yappers (complimentary)
Cash prices for dentists are often not as terrible as other providers! But sorry you have to deal with this 🫂
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Cash prices for dentists are often not as terrible as other providers! But sorry you have to deal with this 🫂
Adam is currently making peanut butter frosting and I am champing at the bit
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Adam is currently making peanut butter frosting and I am champing at the bit
He should have just stuck to not being president and being awful but mostly fun to laugh at. Because he is often hilarious but I cannot fully enjoy it.
Although when I found out he hates magnets I just about died laughing
Although when I found out he hates magnets I just about died laughing
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He should have just stuck to not being president and being awful but mostly fun to laugh at. Because he is often hilarious but I cannot fully enjoy it.
Although when I found out he hates magnets I just about died laughing
Although when I found out he hates magnets I just about died laughing
My Jewish husband bought our prelit tree the day after Christmas on sale to “honor his heritage” 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My Jewish husband bought our prelit tree the day after Christmas on sale to “honor his heritage” 🤣
Mama Joyce was right
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mama Joyce was right
I stepped down the stairs to get on the bart and literally shrieked. I learned my lesson though, when I went to Positano I took easy 😂
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I stepped down the stairs to get on the bart and literally shrieked. I learned my lesson though, when I went to Positano I took easy 😂
We have it relatively established that I don’t do much unless it’s an emergency but I help with clean up and I play host because Adam likes to spend a lot of time in the kitchen
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We have it relatively established that I don’t do much unless it’s an emergency but I help with clean up and I play host because Adam likes to spend a lot of time in the kitchen
Good tip! I was anemic too but don’t tolerate iron tablets well so I cook my food in cast iron or put a cast iron fish in (if it’s that type of anemia that is)
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Good tip! I was anemic too but don’t tolerate iron tablets well so I cook my food in cast iron or put a cast iron fish in (if it’s that type of anemia that is)
I am used to walking like 15 miles a day or more on vacation so long story short my first trip to San Francisco resulted in permanent injury to my knee. I forgot just how flat Chicago is
November 21, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I am used to walking like 15 miles a day or more on vacation so long story short my first trip to San Francisco resulted in permanent injury to my knee. I forgot just how flat Chicago is
You can do it! Almost done?!? (I hope) 🤗
November 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You can do it! Almost done?!? (I hope) 🤗
Every gay couple has one person who invites people over and panics at the last minute and one person who calmly but slightly annoyedly steps in to help :)
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Every gay couple has one person who invites people over and panics at the last minute and one person who calmly but slightly annoyedly steps in to help :)
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(And if anyone else sees this they said it’s good for up to 50 people. And sadly no, I don’t get anything if people subscribe)
Wakingup.com/redeem
Promo code: WU7A-44840F628D
(And if anyone else sees this they said it’s good for up to 50 people. And sadly no, I don’t get anything if people subscribe)
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November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I did after the trial. But they gave me gift codes for longer trials (3 months) so if you want you can go to
Wakingup.com/redeem
Promo code: WU7A-44840F628D
(And if anyone else sees this they said it’s good for up to 50 people. And sadly no, I don’t get anything if people subscribe)
Wakingup.com/redeem
Promo code: WU7A-44840F628D
(And if anyone else sees this they said it’s good for up to 50 people. And sadly no, I don’t get anything if people subscribe)
Gotcha gotcha. I am about 4 stops beyond that. Enjoy!
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gotcha gotcha. I am about 4 stops beyond that. Enjoy!
I live off Morse redline. Wave if you pass by 🙃
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I live off Morse redline. Wave if you pass by 🙃
That actually sucks. The purple line is usually so pleasant
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That actually sucks. The purple line is usually so pleasant
This is the kind of stuff I love. I am constantly telling my partner about how English has a dual vocabulary, but this is an interesting twist with more newly borrowed words
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
This is the kind of stuff I love. I am constantly telling my partner about how English has a dual vocabulary, but this is an interesting twist with more newly borrowed words
I guess salsa and sauce
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I guess salsa and sauce