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Jyoti Mishra
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✖straight edge✖ ⭐Trotskyist⭐
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Don't be a dick. If you're impolite, I'll just block you.
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A plate of fruits covered in human-looking skin, complete with awful tufts of hair, very horrible. Overlaid on the image are two lines of white text: "THAT'S IT" at the top and "YOU'RE GETTING THE SKINFRUIT" at the bottom.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Four panels are arranged in a horizontal row, depicting a simple, cartoon-style comic. Each panel features two mice, one addressing the other. The first panel shows one mouse looking at the other, with a small, cylindrical container labeled "BRAND" between them; the text reads “HAVE YOU SEEN OUR NEW CHRISTMAS AD?”. The second panel shows one mouse looking dejected, responding to the other; the text reads “I CAN’T AFFORD TO EAT THIS MONTH”. The third panel shows the same two mice, again with the container between them, and the text reads “WE MADE IT WITH AI”. The final panel shows the same two mice, with the container, and the same text “WE MADE IT WITH AI”. The mice are yellow with round ears and small, black eyes, and the background is a pale, off-white color. The comic is signed "IRREGULARGALAXydoods" and "[@]IG_DOODS" in the bottom left and right corners, respectively.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I see you that and raise you:
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Capitalism - the greatest scam ever pulled.
Social media post, text reads: > \ Jason Hickel £2 @jasonhickel - 11h vos Does anyone have that recent study that determined all 8 billion of us could be easily housed and fed with only 30% of the current global labor output and that our collective suffering is manufactured by capitalism... Yes: sciencedirec science/articl... With this approach, good lives can be achieved for all without requiring largeg@creases in total global throughput and output. Provisioning decent living standards (DLS) for 8.5 billion people would require only 30% of current global resource and energy use, leaving a substantial surplus for additional consumption, public luxury, scientific advancement, and other social investments.|Such a future requires planning to ® potatum@ @pot8um - Dec 17
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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#AI #CapitalistHellscape
A meme-style image features a close-up shot of SAM ALTMAN, head of Open AI, wearing a dark gray, buttoned-up jacket over a lighter gray shirt. The person is looking slightly to the left with a somewhat serious expression. A lanyard with a badge is visible around their neck, and there are blurred figures in the background. Text overlays the image in a large, white font. The text reads "JUST NEED $200 MORE TRILLION" at the top and "AND ALL YOUR FRESHWATER & ELECTRICITY" at the bottom. A small watermark reading "imgflip.com" is located in the lower right corner.
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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A photograph depicts a paved path winding through a grassy field under a cloudy sky. The path appears to be in a rural or natural setting, with tall green grass on either side. A black and white cat is walking along the path, facing away from the viewer with one paw raised. The sky is overcast, suggesting a somewhat muted or gray light. Text overlaid on the image reads: "me going on my stupid walk for my stupid mental health".
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The image appears to be a screenshot from a video game, likely a horror or adventure game, due to the dark and grainy aesthetic. The majority of the image is filled with a dark, indistinct shape that appears to be an opening in a stone wall. The texture of the wall is rough and appears to be made of large, uneven blocks. Below the opening, there is text that reads "Enter the hole?". Two buttons are positioned underneath the text, labeled "Yes" and "No".
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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a really muscely, defined bloke taking a selfie in a mirror, pretty naked tbh but no actual hose on view. Face is also obscured cos DEY SHY.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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innit
The image is a still from the Monty Python TV show. It's split into two distinct shots, one above the other. The top shot shows a person with light-colored, styled hair and a patterned top looking towards the right of the frame with a concerned expression. Below that, a second person with dark hair and a light-colored shirt is looking upwards and slightly to the left, with a mischievous or exasperated expression. The top image includes the text: "There's a man at the door with a mustache." The bottom image contains the text: "Tell him I've already got one."
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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PLURIBUS MEME Two people are standing outside of a building with tan walls and a red-tiled roof. The person on the left is wearing a dark gray, long-sleeved shirt and has short blonde hair. The person on the right is wearing a cream-colored, patterned long-sleeved shirt and has long dark hair, and is holding a water bottle. Both are facing each other with serious expressions. Behind them is a large window with multiple panes, and green plants are visible in the foreground. The text at the top of the image reads: "Me and the global hivemind I pulled by being a mean lesbian."
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Here is an image of a social media post with a dark blue background. The post features two circular profile pictures at the top left and top right, and a text block in the center. Below the text block are icons representing numbers and a heart, and a small upload icon on the right. The text block reads: “what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle behind her. follow me for dyke solutions to famous tragic literature”. The profile pictures appear to be of people. There is a green chat bubble icon at the left of the top-left profile picture, and the post has 20,185 reblogs and 32,369 likes.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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New screamo band name just dropped, siblings:
A horizontal image displays a row of colorful Tupperware containers against a dark, textured background. The containers are arranged from left to right in shades of purple, yellow, green, and orange. Each container is rectangular with a clear, snap-on lid. The containers appear to be slightly varying in size, with the purple one being the largest and the orange one the smallest. The image is a sponsored ad with the text “I Have Your Tupperware And it is Unlikely You Will Ever Get it Back” displayed above the containers.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Caption reads: New ship of Theseus just dropped but now it has conscious thought. Below: The image is a still from Thomas The Tank Engine featuring a blue steam train with a number "1" on its side, standing in a workshop. The train has a worried or contemplative expression, with wide eyes and a downturned mouth. Standing on the train's boiler is a person with short, brown hair, wearing a red uniform and a dark cap. The workshop background shows various tools and machinery, and a warm, orange light source. The image is framed as a meme with text below it, which reads: "Thomas didn’t enjoy his time at the Works. “It’s nice to feel mended again,” he said afterwards, “but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in, that I’m not sure whether I’m really me or another engine.”"
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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A photo shows a large, overgrown green bush partially obscuring a sign. The bush is densely packed and appears to be wild, with branches extending in various directions. A metal sign is visible within the foliage, with the words "DO NOT" clearly legible. Overlaid is 'Oh I think I will.'
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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A still image from a film or television show depicts a person with long, dark hair facing away from the camera.She is licking a tree. To the right, in the background, stands a nun in a white headdress and dark clothing. The background features trees and foliage, suggesting an outdoor setting. Overlayed text on the image reads "Me shit posting" on the left and "The people who just added me" on the right.
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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fz) checkerdandy . ® Reblogged inthefallofasparrow * gingersnapwolves # & Follow eee my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that | should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter | can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass 38,946 notes ww 0a Q
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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It's called PARACETAMOL, ya seppo galahs.

#ICanActuallySayAcetaminophen #UnlikeTheMostPowerfulManInTheWorld #AndIWonderWhyICantSleep
People shitposting about RFK being a fucking weapon (o] Light Skin Nightmare What if the person is already autistic and the baby comes out a Tylenol 2m Reply Ps 8) heniifer, lopez I'm autistic but | took Tylenol and it made me pregnant pls help 3h Reply @ @Psis LD TH Turd Ferguson | took Tylenol when | was autistic now my son is pregnant 26m Reply Ps (8)
October 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I'm sad so it's mostly cranking for me lately.

#HaveFunWatchingMeWeepAndTugStarmerYouAbsoluteCunt
The image is a still from a film scene featuring a person holding a card. The person is a middle-aged individual with short, blonde hair, wearing a dark blue shirt. They are looking directly at the camera with a determined expression and are holding a rectangular card in front of their face. The background appears to be a dimly lit, crowded interior with indistinct figures and blurred colors. The card being held is a driver’s license with a portrait photo on it. The text on the post reads: “Me in 2028 using my Brit Card to request three minutes of government-supervised internet access”.
October 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The image is a still from a period drama, featuring three people dressed in ornate 18th-century clothing. They are positioned side-by-side, facing forward with serious expressions. Each person is wearing a long jacket with gold detailing, ruffled shirts, and waistcoats. The person in the center is leaning forward slightly with hands clasped, and the others have arms hanging down. Above the image is text that reads: "Fleetwood Mac watching artists make diss tracks about each other when they wrote an entire album for members."
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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The image is a screenshot of a post on a social media platform, likely Tumblr, with a gray background. The post is a reblog from a user named "fireyourcannons". The user who posted the reblog, "cannibalings", has a profile picture of a person with a mustache. Below the user's name is a "Follow" button and a three-dot menu. The post contains text that reads: "why are all the actual real jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures". Beneath the text are icons for reblogging, liking, and a note counter, which shows "36,984 notes".
October 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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When a self-declared Zionist, on Israel's payroll, makes our terror laws, this is where we end up.

#IsraelIsATerroristState #BoycottIsrael #IsraeliWarCrimes #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow #StopTheGenocide
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The open evil of Zionists is another fucking level entirely.

#IsraelIsATerroristState #BoycottIsrael #IsraeliWarCrimes #FreePalestine #CeasefireNow #StopTheGenocide
August 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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The image is a two-panel meme featuring characters from the animated series "Futurama." In the top panel, a character with orange hair and a red jacket stands next to a snail-like character in a purple outfit, with a robot in the background. The text overlay reads, "THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING." In the bottom panel, the same orange-haired character is joined by a bald character with glasses and a young girl with black hair, all looking surprised. The text overlay reads, "ASK IT TO FUCK OFF."
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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A Tumblr post. The image features a gold earring with a glass head pendant, originating from the Phoenician/Carthaginian period, specifically from the 3rd to 1st century BC, as noted in the caption. The earring is displayed against a plain background, with two views: one showing the front and the other the side. The pendant is crafted with a yellowish glass head, detailed with black hair and facial features, including eyes and a nose. The gold hoop is attached to the top of the pendant, which is connected by a black, curved element. The earring is from The Metropolitan Museum of Art, as indicated in the caption. The image also includes a comment from a user named "chimpachum," humorously referring to the pendant as a "Rockabilly pendant" and suggesting it holds "tremendous power."
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The image features a close-up of a cup of coffee with a light brown liquid and a frothy top, suggesting it might be a latte or cappuccino. The background is blurred, focusing attention on the cup. Overlaid on the image is text in a casual font, reading: "My plan for today? Same as always: hate capitalism and yearn for a love I won't experience." The text is divided into two lines, with "hate capitalism" and "yearn for a love I won't experience" highlighted in a speech bubble-like shape, emphasizing these phrases. The username "loveridden1999" is visible at the top left corner, along with a "Follow" button, indicating the image is from Tumblr.
August 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM