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― WHAT?! NO!! Well, maybe the weak ones'll get picked off, but 𝘶𝘩𝘩... Damnit, what would Holden say? "𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣!"

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[ ... Slight blush, before giving the other a slow kiss, wrapping numb arms around her shoulders. ]

... Uh, you 𝘢𝘳𝘦 my love interest, more than that, kinda.. so...
December 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
... I'm not gonna kiss anyone, less it's my actual love interest.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
( open starter )

[ Just standing up in Lil Greaserz, seemingly waiting for someone... ]
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Starters/Interaction:
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What-- NO! 𝐼... yeah! Kind of, jus'... lemme appreciate the moment, don't mean I'm hypnotized.

[ 'Kind of' sounds more like 'definitely'... ]
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
.. Awkwaaaaaaaardd.
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
[ Well, Juvies hand is... not too cold, but still cold. They seem to be in a trance with the softness of the hair. ]

Oh-- uh, alright, cool, cool. Yeah, sure...
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
[ Sigh, petting Pearl slowly. ]

Look, I really don't need money, I don't got much use for it anyways, no need for that...

Pshh, I mean, it's kinda cute you even OFFERED me that money, jus'... thought it was nice. As usual.
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
What else is new?
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
... You talkin' 'bout me?
December 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
[ Just. Raising an eyebrow. ]

Not... really? I mean, I don't really gotta job.
December 18, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ain't like I got any to give ya anyways, heh...
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ugh, you get what I meant! You're such a lovable idiot...

Look, I won't hitcha, cool? It doesn't fit my style.
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Do you WANT me to punch you in the gut as hard as I can?! No! I mean, we're just startin' to know each other, man... I don't do that to people I 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 about!
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Uh, yeah, they are! You bet fists aren't my love language, but they are, here, I'll prove it.

[ ... Groaning, before reluctantly lightly punching Pearl. ]

There, you happy?
December 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
... Gimme my $100.
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Aww. Shucks, fists are my only way of showing affection!
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM